69 Funny Web Developer Quotes for Mugs for Amazon POD Sellers
69 Quotes • Ready to use with PODtomatic
Web Developers have a unique sense of humor that comes from their daily experiences. This funny mug brings a smile with every sip and makes the perfect gift for anyone who loves a good laugh.
Top 69 Best-Selling Web Developer Quotes & Sayings
Copy any of these proven Web Developer quotes for your Amazon POD mugs. Each quote has been tested for customer appeal and sales performance.
1.All Men Are Created Equal but the Coolest Become a Web Developer
2.I'm a Web Developer. Just Like a Normal Aircraft Mechanic Expect Much Hotter.
3.World's Greatest Web Developer
4.Keep Calm or I Will Use My Web Developer Voice
5.Web Developer. Because Freaking' Genius is Not an Official Job Title.
6.I May Be a Web Developer, but I Can't Fix Stupid People.
7.Do Not Make Me Use My Web Developer Voice
8.Look at You Becoming a Web Developer and Shit
9.I'm a Web Developer. I Don't Argue. I Just Explain Why I'm Right.
10.Web Developer. Because Classy Sassy and a Bit Bad Assy is Not an Official Job Title.
11.Web Developer. I'm Not Arguing. I'm Just Explaining Why I'm Right.
12.Don't Trust a Web Developer That Doesn't Drink Coffee and Say Fuck a Lot
13.I Can't Fix Stupid but I'm a Fairly Decent Web Developer
14.No Matter How Difficult the Days May Get. Never Forget the Reason You Became a Web Developer.
15.I'm a Web Developer. My Level of Sarcasm Depends on Your Level of Stupidity.
16.Best Effin' Web Developer Ever
17.Officially the World's Coolest Web Developer
18.I Am a Web Developer. To Save Time Let's Just Assume I'm Never Wrong.
19.If at First You Don't Succeed, Try Doing What Your Web Developer Told You to Do the First Time.
20.I Am a Web Developer Dad. Just Like a Normal Dad Except Much Cooler.
21.I Am a Web Developer Mom. Just Like a Normal Dad Except Much Cooler.
22.Because I Am the Web Developer. That's Why.
23.Keep Calm, I'm (Almost) a Web Developer.
24.I Don't Need Therapy Because I'm a Web Developer.
25.Amazing Fucking Web Developer
26.I'm That Sexy Web Developer Everybody's Talking About.
27.I'm a Tattooed Web Developer. Just Like a Normal Drug Counselor Except Much Hotter.
28.I Became a Web Developer for the Money and Fame
29.Keep Calm and Let the Web Developer Handle It
30.I Can't Keep Calm I'm a Web Developer
31.Be Nice to Me. I May Be Your Web Developer One Day.
32.Dream Big, Work Hard, and Become an Amazing Web Developer.
33.Future Web Developer
34.Caution: I'm a Retired Web Developer. I Have Stories and All Days to Talk. Stay at Your Own Risk!
35.God Found Some of the Strongest Women and Made Them Web Developer
36.I Love How We Don't Have to Say Out Loud That I'm Your Favorite Web Developer
37.Coffee Gives Me My Web Developer Power
38.Smart Sexy Talented Web Developer
39.My Heart Belongs to a Web Developer
40.Retired Web Developer. Figure It Out Yourself.
41.I'm a Web Developer. I Speak Fluently in Nerd.
42.Web Developer by Day. Ninja by Night.
43.This is What an Awesome Web Developer Looks Like
44.I'm a Web Developer. Not a Magician but I Can See Why You Might Be Confused.
45.I'm Not Perfect but I'm a Web Developer and That's Basically the Same Thing
46.Web Developer by Day, World's Best Dad by Night.
47.Web Developer by Day, World's Best Mom by Night.
48.Sorry This Guy is Already Taken by a Smokin' Hot Web Developer
49.Arguing With a Web Developer is Like Wrestling a Pig in the Mud. Sooner or Later You'll Realize the Pig Likes It.
50.Debugging: My cardio for the day
51.I turn coffee into code and chaos
52.404: Sleep Not Found
53.Caution: Code may cause unexpected emotions
54.CSS is my love language, HTML is my soulmate
55.In my defense, I was left unsupervised… with a keyboard
56.My favorite color? ‘#007ACC’ – obviously!
57.I don't always test my code, but when I do, I do it in production
58.Git push – because my problems need to go away
59.Code, coffee, repeat – the holy trinity
60.I’m just a programmer in a world full of bugs
61.I have a love/hate relationship with semicolons
62.Every time I see a ‘console.log()’, I shed a tear
63.There are two types of people: those who can’t divide by zero and those who can
64.I’m silently correcting your code in my head
65.I can’t keep calm, I’m in a merge conflict!
66.“Can you just fix it?” - said every non-dev ever
67.My code isn’t working… I must be in a parallel universe!
68.I break the internet, then I rebuild it
69.There’s no place like 127.0.0.1
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