49 Funny Warden Quotes for Mugs for Amazon POD Sellers
49 Quotes • Ready to use with PODtomatic
Wardens have a unique sense of humor that comes from their daily experiences. This funny mug brings a smile with every sip and makes the perfect gift for anyone who loves a good laugh.
Top 49 Best-Selling Warden Quotes & Sayings
Copy any of these proven Warden quotes for your Amazon POD mugs. Each quote has been tested for customer appeal and sales performance.
1.All Men Are Created Equal but the Coolest Become a Warden
2.I'm a Warden. Just Like a Normal Aircraft Mechanic Expect Much Hotter.
3.World's Greatest Warden
4.Keep Calm or I Will Use My Warden Voice
5.Warden. Because Freaking' Genius is Not an Official Job Title.
6.I May Be a Warden, but I Can't Fix Stupid People.
7.Do Not Make Me Use My Warden Voice
8.Look at You Becoming a Warden and Shit
9.I'm a Warden. I Don't Argue. I Just Explain Why I'm Right.
10.Warden. Because Classy Sassy and a Bit Bad Assy is Not an Official Job Title.
11.Warden. I'm Not Arguing. I'm Just Explaining Why I'm Right.
12.Don't Trust a Warden That Doesn't Drink Coffee and Say Fuck a Lot
13.I Can't Fix Stupid but I'm a Fairly Decent Warden
14.No Matter How Difficult the Days May Get. Never Forget the Reason You Became a Warden.
15.I'm a Warden. My Level of Sarcasm Depends on Your Level of Stupidity.
16.Best Effin' Warden Ever
17.Officially the World's Coolest Warden
18.I Am a Warden. To Save Time Let's Just Assume I'm Never Wrong.
19.If at First You Don't Succeed, Try Doing What Your Warden Told You to Do the First Time.
20.I Am a Warden Dad. Just Like a Normal Dad Except Much Cooler.
21.I Am a Warden Mom. Just Like a Normal Dad Except Much Cooler.
22.Because I Am the Warden. That's Why.
23.Keep Calm, I'm (Almost) a Warden.
24.I Don't Need Therapy Because I'm a Warden.
25.Amazing Fucking Warden
26.I'm That Sexy Warden Everybody's Talking About.
27.I'm a Tattooed Warden. Just Like a Normal Drug Counselor Except Much Hotter.
28.I Became a Warden for the Money and Fame
29.Keep Calm and Let the Warden Handle It
30.I Can't Keep Calm I'm a Warden
31.Be Nice to Me. I May Be Your Warden One Day.
32.Dream Big, Work Hard, and Become an Amazing Warden.
33.Future Warden
34.Caution: I'm a Retired Warden. I Have Stories and All Days to Talk. Stay at Your Own Risk!
35.God Found Some of the Strongest Women and Made Them Warden
36.I Love How We Don't Have to Say Out Loud That I'm Your Favorite Warden
37.Coffee Gives Me My Warden Power
38.Smart Sexy Talented Warden
39.My Heart Belongs to a Warden
40.Retired Warden. Figure It Out Yourself.
41.I'm a Warden. I Speak Fluently in Nerd.
42.Warden by Day. Ninja by Night.
43.This is What an Awesome Warden Looks Like
44.I'm a Warden. Not a Magician but I Can See Why You Might Be Confused.
45.I'm Not Perfect but I'm a Warden and That's Basically the Same Thing
46.Warden by Day, World's Best Dad by Night.
47.Warden by Day, World's Best Mom by Night.
48.Sorry This Guy is Already Taken by a Smokin' Hot Warden
49.Arguing With a Warden is Like Wrestling a Pig in the Mud. Sooner or Later You'll Realize the Pig Likes It.
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