49 Funny Vice Principal Quotes for Mugs for Amazon POD Sellers
49 Quotes • Ready to use with PODtomatic
Vice Principals have a unique sense of humor that comes from their daily experiences. This funny mug brings a smile with every sip and makes the perfect gift for anyone who loves a good laugh.
Top 49 Best-Selling Vice Principal Quotes & Sayings
Copy any of these proven Vice Principal quotes for your Amazon POD mugs. Each quote has been tested for customer appeal and sales performance.
1.All Men Are Created Equal but the Coolest Become a Vice-principal
2.I'm a Vice-principal. Just Like a Normal Aircraft Mechanic Expect Much Hotter.
3.World's Greatest Vice-principal
4.Keep Calm or I Will Use My Vice-principal Voice
5.Vice-principal. Because Freaking' Genius is Not an Official Job Title.
6.I May Be a Vice-principal, but I Can't Fix Stupid People.
7.Do Not Make Me Use My Vice-principal Voice
8.Look at You Becoming a Vice-principal and Shit
9.I'm a Vice-principal. I Don't Argue. I Just Explain Why I'm Right.
10.Vice-principal. Because Classy Sassy and a Bit Bad Assy is Not an Official Job Title.
11.Vice-principal. I'm Not Arguing. I'm Just Explaining Why I'm Right.
12.Don't Trust a Vice-principal That Doesn't Drink Coffee and Say Fuck a Lot
13.I Can't Fix Stupid but I'm a Fairly Decent Vice-principal
14.No Matter How Difficult the Days May Get. Never Forget the Reason You Became a Vice-principal.
15.I'm a Vice-principal. My Level of Sarcasm Depends on Your Level of Stupidity.
16.Best Effin' Vice-principal Ever
17.Officially the World's Coolest Vice-principal
18.I Am a Vice-principal. To Save Time Let's Just Assume I'm Never Wrong.
19.If at First You Don't Succeed, Try Doing What Your Vice-principal Told You to Do the First Time.
20.I Am a Vice-principal Dad. Just Like a Normal Dad Except Much Cooler.
21.I Am a Vice-principal Mom. Just Like a Normal Dad Except Much Cooler.
22.Because I Am the Vice-principal. That's Why.
23.Keep Calm, I'm (Almost) a Vice-principal.
24.I Don't Need Therapy Because I'm a Vice-principal.
25.Amazing Fucking Vice-principal
26.I'm That Sexy Vice-principal Everybody's Talking About.
27.I'm a Tattooed Vice-principal. Just Like a Normal Drug Counselor Except Much Hotter.
28.I Became a Vice-principal for the Money and Fame
29.Keep Calm and Let the Vice-principal Handle It
30.I Can't Keep Calm I'm a Vice-principal
31.Be Nice to Me. I May Be Your Vice-principal One Day.
32.Dream Big, Work Hard, and Become an Amazing Vice-principal.
33.Future Vice-principal
34.Caution: I'm a Retired Vice-principal. I Have Stories and All Days to Talk. Stay at Your Own Risk!
35.God Found Some of the Strongest Women and Made Them Vice-principal
36.I Love How We Don't Have to Say Out Loud That I'm Your Favorite Vice-principal
37.Coffee Gives Me My Vice-principal Power
38.Smart Sexy Talented Vice-principal
39.My Heart Belongs to a Vice-principal
40.Retired Vice-principal. Figure It Out Yourself.
41.I'm a Vice-principal. I Speak Fluently in Nerd.
42.Vice-principal by Day. Ninja by Night.
43.This is What an Awesome Vice-principal Looks Like
44.I'm a Vice-principal. Not a Magician but I Can See Why You Might Be Confused.
45.I'm Not Perfect but I'm a Vice-principal and That's Basically the Same Thing
46.Vice-principal by Day, World's Best Dad by Night.
47.Vice-principal by Day, World's Best Mom by Night.
48.Sorry This Guy is Already Taken by a Smokin' Hot Vice-principal
49.Arguing With a Vice-principal is Like Wrestling a Pig in the Mud. Sooner or Later You'll Realize the Pig Likes It.
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