49 Funny Vice President Quotes for Mugs for Amazon POD Sellers
49 Quotes • Ready to use with PODtomatic
Vice Presidents have a unique sense of humor that comes from their daily experiences. This funny mug brings a smile with every sip and makes the perfect gift for anyone who loves a good laugh.
Top 49 Best-Selling Vice President Quotes & Sayings
Copy any of these proven Vice President quotes for your Amazon POD mugs. Each quote has been tested for customer appeal and sales performance.
1.All Men Are Created Equal but the Coolest Become a Vice President
2.I'm a Vice President. Just Like a Normal Aircraft Mechanic Expect Much Hotter.
3.World's Greatest Vice President
4.Keep Calm or I Will Use My Vice President Voice
5.Vice President. Because Freaking' Genius is Not an Official Job Title.
6.I May Be a Vice President, but I Can't Fix Stupid People.
7.Do Not Make Me Use My Vice President Voice
8.Look at You Becoming a Vice President and Shit
9.I'm a Vice President. I Don't Argue. I Just Explain Why I'm Right.
10.Vice President. Because Classy Sassy and a Bit Bad Assy is Not an Official Job Title.
11.Vice President. I'm Not Arguing. I'm Just Explaining Why I'm Right.
12.Don't Trust a Vice President That Doesn't Drink Coffee and Say Fuck a Lot
13.I Can't Fix Stupid but I'm a Fairly Decent Vice President
14.No Matter How Difficult the Days May Get. Never Forget the Reason You Became a Vice President.
15.I'm a Vice President. My Level of Sarcasm Depends on Your Level of Stupidity.
16.Best Effin' Vice President Ever
17.Officially the World's Coolest Vice President
18.I Am a Vice President. To Save Time Let's Just Assume I'm Never Wrong.
19.If at First You Don't Succeed, Try Doing What Your Vice President Told You to Do the First Time.
20.I Am a Vice President Dad. Just Like a Normal Dad Except Much Cooler.
21.I Am a Vice President Mom. Just Like a Normal Dad Except Much Cooler.
22.Because I Am the Vice President. That's Why.
23.Keep Calm, I'm (Almost) a Vice President.
24.I Don't Need Therapy Because I'm a Vice President.
25.Amazing Fucking Vice President
26.I'm That Sexy Vice President Everybody's Talking About.
27.I'm a Tattooed Vice President. Just Like a Normal Drug Counselor Except Much Hotter.
28.I Became a Vice President for the Money and Fame
29.Keep Calm and Let the Vice President Handle It
30.I Can't Keep Calm I'm a Vice President
31.Be Nice to Me. I May Be Your Vice President One Day.
32.Dream Big, Work Hard, and Become an Amazing Vice President.
33.Future Vice President
34.Caution: I'm a Retired Vice President. I Have Stories and All Days to Talk. Stay at Your Own Risk!
35.God Found Some of the Strongest Women and Made Them Vice President
36.I Love How We Don't Have to Say Out Loud That I'm Your Favorite Vice President
37.Coffee Gives Me My Vice President Power
38.Smart Sexy Talented Vice President
39.My Heart Belongs to a Vice President
40.Retired Vice President. Figure It Out Yourself.
41.I'm a Vice President. I Speak Fluently in Nerd.
42.Vice President by Day. Ninja by Night.
43.This is What an Awesome Vice President Looks Like
44.I'm a Vice President. Not a Magician but I Can See Why You Might Be Confused.
45.I'm Not Perfect but I'm a Vice President and That's Basically the Same Thing
46.Vice President by Day, World's Best Dad by Night.
47.Vice President by Day, World's Best Mom by Night.
48.Sorry This Guy is Already Taken by a Smokin' Hot Vice President
49.Arguing With a Vice President is Like Wrestling a Pig in the Mud. Sooner or Later You'll Realize the Pig Likes It.
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