49 Funny Tool Maker Quotes for Mugs for Amazon POD Sellers
49 Quotes • Ready to use with PODtomatic
Tool Makers have a unique sense of humor that comes from their daily experiences. This funny mug brings a smile with every sip and makes the perfect gift for anyone who loves a good laugh.
Top 49 Best-Selling Tool Maker Quotes & Sayings
Copy any of these proven Tool Maker quotes for your Amazon POD mugs. Each quote has been tested for customer appeal and sales performance.
1.All Men Are Created Equal but the Coolest Become a Tool Maker
2.I'm a Tool Maker. Just Like a Normal Aircraft Mechanic Expect Much Hotter.
3.World's Greatest Tool Maker
4.Keep Calm or I Will Use My Tool Maker Voice
5.Tool Maker. Because Freaking' Genius is Not an Official Job Title.
6.I May Be a Tool Maker, but I Can't Fix Stupid People.
7.Do Not Make Me Use My Tool Maker Voice
8.Look at You Becoming a Tool Maker and Shit
9.I'm a Tool Maker. I Don't Argue. I Just Explain Why I'm Right.
10.Tool Maker. Because Classy Sassy and a Bit Bad Assy is Not an Official Job Title.
11.Tool Maker. I'm Not Arguing. I'm Just Explaining Why I'm Right.
12.Don't Trust a Tool Maker That Doesn't Drink Coffee and Say Fuck a Lot
13.I Can't Fix Stupid but I'm a Fairly Decent Tool Maker
14.No Matter How Difficult the Days May Get. Never Forget the Reason You Became a Tool Maker.
15.I'm a Tool Maker. My Level of Sarcasm Depends on Your Level of Stupidity.
16.Best Effin' Tool Maker Ever
17.Officially the World's Coolest Tool Maker
18.I Am a Tool Maker. To Save Time Let's Just Assume I'm Never Wrong.
19.If at First You Don't Succeed, Try Doing What Your Tool Maker Told You to Do the First Time.
20.I Am a Tool Maker Dad. Just Like a Normal Dad Except Much Cooler.
21.I Am a Tool Maker Mom. Just Like a Normal Dad Except Much Cooler.
22.Because I Am the Tool Maker. That's Why.
23.Keep Calm, I'm (Almost) a Tool Maker.
24.I Don't Need Therapy Because I'm a Tool Maker.
25.Amazing Fucking Tool Maker
26.I'm That Sexy Tool Maker Everybody's Talking About.
27.I'm a Tattooed Tool Maker. Just Like a Normal Drug Counselor Except Much Hotter.
28.I Became a Tool Maker for the Money and Fame
29.Keep Calm and Let the Tool Maker Handle It
30.I Can't Keep Calm I'm a Tool Maker
31.Be Nice to Me. I May Be Your Tool Maker One Day.
32.Dream Big, Work Hard, and Become an Amazing Tool Maker.
33.Future Tool Maker
34.Caution: I'm a Retired Tool Maker. I Have Stories and All Days to Talk. Stay at Your Own Risk!
35.God Found Some of the Strongest Women and Made Them Tool Maker
36.I Love How We Don't Have to Say Out Loud That I'm Your Favorite Tool Maker
37.Coffee Gives Me My Tool Maker Power
38.Smart Sexy Talented Tool Maker
39.My Heart Belongs to a Tool Maker
40.Retired Tool Maker. Figure It Out Yourself.
41.I'm a Tool Maker. I Speak Fluently in Nerd.
42.Tool Maker by Day. Ninja by Night.
43.This is What an Awesome Tool Maker Looks Like
44.I'm a Tool Maker. Not a Magician but I Can See Why You Might Be Confused.
45.I'm Not Perfect but I'm a Tool Maker and That's Basically the Same Thing
46.Tool Maker by Day, World's Best Dad by Night.
47.Tool Maker by Day, World's Best Mom by Night.
48.Sorry This Guy is Already Taken by a Smokin' Hot Tool Maker
49.Arguing With a Tool Maker is Like Wrestling a Pig in the Mud. Sooner or Later You'll Realize the Pig Likes It.
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