99 Funny Therapist Quotes for Mugs for Amazon POD Sellers
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Therapists provide compassionate support, helping people navigate life's challenges and find healing. This funny mug shows appreciation for their empathy and dedication to mental health.
Top 99 Best-Selling Therapist Quotes & Sayings
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1.All Men Are Created Equal but the Coolest Become a Therapist
2.I'm a Therapist. Just Like a Normal Aircraft Mechanic Expect Much Hotter.
3.World's Greatest Therapist
4.Keep Calm or I Will Use My Therapist Voice
5.Therapist. Because Freaking' Genius is Not an Official Job Title.
6.I May Be a Therapist, but I Can't Fix Stupid People.
7.Do Not Make Me Use My Therapist Voice
8.Look at You Becoming a Therapist and Shit
9.I'm a Therapist. I Don't Argue. I Just Explain Why I'm Right.
10.Therapist. Because Classy Sassy and a Bit Bad Assy is Not an Official Job Title.
11.Therapist. I'm Not Arguing. I'm Just Explaining Why I'm Right.
12.Don't Trust a Therapist That Doesn't Drink Coffee and Say Fuck a Lot
13.I Can't Fix Stupid but I'm a Fairly Decent Therapist
14.No Matter How Difficult the Days May Get. Never Forget the Reason You Became a Therapist.
15.I'm a Therapist. My Level of Sarcasm Depends on Your Level of Stupidity.
16.Best Effin' Therapist Ever
17.Officially the World's Coolest Therapist
18.I Am a Therapist. To Save Time Let's Just Assume I'm Never Wrong.
19.If at First You Don't Succeed, Try Doing What Your Therapist Told You to Do the First Time.
20.I Am a Therapist Dad. Just Like a Normal Dad Except Much Cooler.
21.I Am a Therapist Mom. Just Like a Normal Dad Except Much Cooler.
22.Because I Am the Therapist. That's Why.
23.Keep Calm, I'm (Almost) a Therapist.
24.I Don't Need Therapy Because I'm a Therapist.
25.Amazing Fucking Therapist
26.I'm That Sexy Therapist Everybody's Talking About.
27.I'm a Tattooed Therapist. Just Like a Normal Drug Counselor Except Much Hotter.
28.I Became a Therapist for the Money and Fame
29.Keep Calm and Let the Therapist Handle It
30.I Can't Keep Calm I'm a Therapist
31.Be Nice to Me. I May Be Your Therapist One Day.
32.Dream Big, Work Hard, and Become an Amazing Therapist.
33.Future Therapist
34.Caution: I'm a Retired Therapist. I Have Stories and All Days to Talk. Stay at Your Own Risk!
35.God Found Some of the Strongest Women and Made Them Therapist
36.I Love How We Don't Have to Say Out Loud That I'm Your Favorite Therapist
37.Coffee Gives Me My Therapist Power
38.Smart Sexy Talented Therapist
39.My Heart Belongs to a Therapist
40.Retired Therapist. Figure It Out Yourself.
41.I'm a Therapist. I Speak Fluently in Nerd.
42.Therapist by Day. Ninja by Night.
43.This is What an Awesome Therapist Looks Like
44.I'm a Therapist. Not a Magician but I Can See Why You Might Be Confused.
45.I'm Not Perfect but I'm a Therapist and That's Basically the Same Thing
46.Therapist by Day, World's Best Dad by Night.
47.Therapist by Day, World's Best Mom by Night.
48.Sorry This Guy is Already Taken by a Smokin' Hot Therapist
49.Arguing With a Therapist is Like Wrestling a Pig in the Mud. Sooner or Later You'll Realize the Pig Likes It.
50.Therapist: the only people who ask "And how does that make you feel?" 20 times a day.
51.I’m silently judging your defense mechanisms right now.
52.Therapists do it with compassion... and a side of sarcasm.
53.Therapy: where I’m paid to be your emotional gym buddy.
54.If self-care is wrong, I don’t want to be right.
55.Warning: May contain excessive empathy and humor.
56.“What's your attachment style?” is my favorite icebreaker.
57.Running on caffeine and 50-minute sessions.
58.Therapist by day, existential crisis manager by night.
59.Therapists: turning "How does that make you feel?" into a lifestyle.
60.Just finished my session... now to talk to my therapist about it.
61.Take a deep breath. Just kidding, I’m not your therapist!
62.Therapists: the unlicensed psychologists of the break room.
63.First, we laugh. Then, I charge you for it.
64.Yes, I can hear you unpacking your emotional baggage.
65.Mindfulness reminds me to breathe... while I navigate your trauma.
66.I can’t help it if my brain is a giant therapy session.
67.You can’t make everyone happy—thankfully, I'm not everyone's therapist.
68.Therapists: Analyzing your dreams while dreaming of brunch.
69.Healing is messy, but I’m well-equipped for the chaos.
70.Therapists have trust issues… with their own snack cabinets!
71.If I had a dollar for every time someone said “I'm fine...”
72.Emotional labor: the hidden cost of the therapist lifestyle.
73.Therapists: skilled in the art of non-judgmental eyebrow raising.
74.Case notes: basically a therapist's diary with less drama.
75.Therapy: the only job where your clients cry and you get paid.
76.Therapist life: balancing empathy with a killer sense of humor.
77.Therapists, incognito experts in boundary management.
78.Half my job is fixing the world, the other half is surviving it.
79.My favorite exercise? Not making assumptions about my clients.
80.Somewhere between the crying and the laughing lies healing.
81.“Let’s not discuss that” is my favorite therapist mantra.
82.Therapy: where ‘we’ll circle back to that’ is a valid strategy.
83.Don’t you love it when your client has the breakthrough... in the waiting room?
84.Coffee: my favorite form of self-care before listening to your story.
85.Therapists: offering emotional clarity with a side of sass.
86.I didn’t choose the therapist life; the therapist life chose me.
87.Some days, even therapists need therapy (preferably on Fridays).
88.The only thing I diagnose is whether it’s time for lunch.
89.I can’t repeat that in session: it’s confidential… and hilarious!
90.Therapists: putting the “fun” in dysfunctional since forever.
91.Plot twist: I’m just here for your snacks.
92.Therapy sessions: where I collect stories and check on my snack stash.
93.Therapists know that the pause can say more than words!
94.My emotional toolbox? Mostly filled with snacks and puns.
95.When in doubt, ask your therapist how they feel about it!
96.Therapist vibes: listening to your problems while plotting my next vacation.
97.What do you mean, "Can I vent?" You’ve got 50 minutes!
98.I charge by the hour... and for your emotional weightlifting.
99.Therapist motto: “Make every session count (and snack)!”
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