20 Funny Texas Quotes for Mugs for Amazon POD Sellers

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Texass have a unique sense of humor that comes from their daily experiences. This funny mug brings a smile with every sip and makes the perfect gift for anyone who loves a good laugh.

Top 20 Best-Selling Texas Quotes & Sayings

Copy any of these proven Texas quotes for your Amazon POD mugs. Each quote has been tested for customer appeal and sales performance.

1. I’m not saying I’m a barbecue connoisseur, but I can tell you which way the smoke blows.
2. Texas: where summer lasts 9 months, and winter is just a cold front.
3. I don’t always wear boots, but when I do, it's because I’m either line dancing or stepping in gum.
4. Running on sweet tea and Tex-Mex dreams.
5. You say 'y'all' like it's a second language? Welcome to Texas!
6. 1,000 miles of road just to find the best tacos. Worth it every time.
7. I don’t need a GPS; I have my Aunt Betty giving directions.
8. Texan by birth, barbecue lover by choice.
9. I can survive any season as long as there’s a pool and a margarita.
10. If it ain't fried, it ain't Texas!
11. Where there's a will, there's a way... usually to the nearest Whataburger.
12. I aim for the stars, but I always land in a Texas-sized pothole.
13. Keep calm and pass me the queso.
14. Life's too short for bad brisket.
15. The only drama I enjoy is in my Texan soap operas... and maybe in my nachos.
16. I can’t help it if I’m Texas-sized passionate about my football!
17. Rainy days in Texas: perfect for barbecuing under the awning.
18. You can take the girl out of Texas, but you'll never take the Texas out of the girl... especially with these boots!
19. I'm just here for the rodeo and the sweet tea.
20. It’s not just a meal; it’s a Texas-sized experience!

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