49 Funny Sheriff Deputy Quotes for Mugs for Amazon POD Sellers
49 Quotes • Ready to use with PODtomatic
Sheriff Deputys have a unique sense of humor that comes from their daily experiences. This funny mug brings a smile with every sip and makes the perfect gift for anyone who loves a good laugh.
Top 49 Best-Selling Sheriff Deputy Quotes & Sayings
Copy any of these proven Sheriff Deputy quotes for your Amazon POD mugs. Each quote has been tested for customer appeal and sales performance.
1.All Men Are Created Equal but the Coolest Become a Sheriff Deputy
2.I'm a Sheriff Deputy. Just Like a Normal Aircraft Mechanic Expect Much Hotter.
3.World's Greatest Sheriff Deputy
4.Keep Calm or I Will Use My Sheriff Deputy Voice
5.Sheriff Deputy. Because Freaking' Genius is Not an Official Job Title.
6.I May Be a Sheriff Deputy, but I Can't Fix Stupid People.
7.Do Not Make Me Use My Sheriff Deputy Voice
8.Look at You Becoming a Sheriff Deputy and Shit
9.I'm a Sheriff Deputy. I Don't Argue. I Just Explain Why I'm Right.
10.Sheriff Deputy. Because Classy Sassy and a Bit Bad Assy is Not an Official Job Title.
11.Sheriff Deputy. I'm Not Arguing. I'm Just Explaining Why I'm Right.
12.Don't Trust a Sheriff Deputy That Doesn't Drink Coffee and Say Fuck a Lot
13.I Can't Fix Stupid but I'm a Fairly Decent Sheriff Deputy
14.No Matter How Difficult the Days May Get. Never Forget the Reason You Became a Sheriff Deputy.
15.I'm a Sheriff Deputy. My Level of Sarcasm Depends on Your Level of Stupidity.
16.Best Effin' Sheriff Deputy Ever
17.Officially the World's Coolest Sheriff Deputy
18.I Am a Sheriff Deputy. To Save Time Let's Just Assume I'm Never Wrong.
19.If at First You Don't Succeed, Try Doing What Your Sheriff Deputy Told You to Do the First Time.
20.I Am a Sheriff Deputy Dad. Just Like a Normal Dad Except Much Cooler.
21.I Am a Sheriff Deputy Mom. Just Like a Normal Dad Except Much Cooler.
22.Because I Am the Sheriff Deputy. That's Why.
23.Keep Calm, I'm (Almost) a Sheriff Deputy.
24.I Don't Need Therapy Because I'm a Sheriff Deputy.
25.Amazing Fucking Sheriff Deputy
26.I'm That Sexy Sheriff Deputy Everybody's Talking About.
27.I'm a Tattooed Sheriff Deputy. Just Like a Normal Drug Counselor Except Much Hotter.
28.I Became a Sheriff Deputy for the Money and Fame
29.Keep Calm and Let the Sheriff Deputy Handle It
30.I Can't Keep Calm I'm a Sheriff Deputy
31.Be Nice to Me. I May Be Your Sheriff Deputy One Day.
32.Dream Big, Work Hard, and Become an Amazing Sheriff Deputy.
33.Future Sheriff Deputy
34.Caution: I'm a Retired Sheriff Deputy. I Have Stories and All Days to Talk. Stay at Your Own Risk!
35.God Found Some of the Strongest Women and Made Them Sheriff Deputy
36.I Love How We Don't Have to Say Out Loud That I'm Your Favorite Sheriff Deputy
37.Coffee Gives Me My Sheriff Deputy Power
38.Smart Sexy Talented Sheriff Deputy
39.My Heart Belongs to a Sheriff Deputy
40.Retired Sheriff Deputy. Figure It Out Yourself.
41.I'm a Sheriff Deputy. I Speak Fluently in Nerd.
42.Sheriff Deputy by Day. Ninja by Night.
43.This is What an Awesome Sheriff Deputy Looks Like
44.I'm a Sheriff Deputy. Not a Magician but I Can See Why You Might Be Confused.
45.I'm Not Perfect but I'm a Sheriff Deputy and That's Basically the Same Thing
46.Sheriff Deputy by Day, World's Best Dad by Night.
47.Sheriff Deputy by Day, World's Best Mom by Night.
48.Sorry This Guy is Already Taken by a Smokin' Hot Sheriff Deputy
49.Arguing With a Sheriff Deputy is Like Wrestling a Pig in the Mud. Sooner or Later You'll Realize the Pig Likes It.
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