69 Funny School Psychologist Quotes for Mugs for Amazon POD Sellers
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School Psychologists have a unique sense of humor that comes from their daily experiences. This funny mug brings a smile with every sip and makes the perfect gift for anyone who loves a good laugh.
Top 69 Best-Selling School Psychologist Quotes & Sayings
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1.All Men Are Created Equal but the Coolest Become a School Psychologist
2.I'm a School Psychologist. Just Like a Normal Aircraft Mechanic Expect Much Hotter.
3.World's Greatest School Psychologist
4.Keep Calm or I Will Use My School Psychologist Voice
5.School Psychologist. Because Freaking' Genius is Not an Official Job Title.
6.I May Be a School Psychologist, but I Can't Fix Stupid People.
7.Do Not Make Me Use My School Psychologist Voice
8.Look at You Becoming a School Psychologist and Shit
9.I'm a School Psychologist. I Don't Argue. I Just Explain Why I'm Right.
10.School Psychologist. Because Classy Sassy and a Bit Bad Assy is Not an Official Job Title.
11.School Psychologist. I'm Not Arguing. I'm Just Explaining Why I'm Right.
12.Don't Trust a School Psychologist That Doesn't Drink Coffee and Say Fuck a Lot
13.I Can't Fix Stupid but I'm a Fairly Decent School Psychologist
14.No Matter How Difficult the Days May Get. Never Forget the Reason You Became a School Psychologist.
15.I'm a School Psychologist. My Level of Sarcasm Depends on Your Level of Stupidity.
16.Best Effin' School Psychologist Ever
17.Officially the World's Coolest School Psychologist
18.I Am a School Psychologist. To Save Time Let's Just Assume I'm Never Wrong.
19.If at First You Don't Succeed, Try Doing What Your School Psychologist Told You to Do the First Time.
20.I Am a School Psychologist Dad. Just Like a Normal Dad Except Much Cooler.
21.I Am a School Psychologist Mom. Just Like a Normal Dad Except Much Cooler.
22.Because I Am the School Psychologist. That's Why.
23.Keep Calm, I'm (Almost) a School Psychologist.
24.I Don't Need Therapy Because I'm a School Psychologist.
25.Amazing Fucking School Psychologist
26.I'm That Sexy School Psychologist Everybody's Talking About.
27.I'm a Tattooed School Psychologist. Just Like a Normal Drug Counselor Except Much Hotter.
28.I Became a School Psychologist for the Money and Fame
29.Keep Calm and Let the School Psychologist Handle It
30.I Can't Keep Calm I'm a School Psychologist
31.Be Nice to Me. I May Be Your School Psychologist One Day.
32.Dream Big, Work Hard, and Become an Amazing School Psychologist.
33.Future School Psychologist
34.Caution: I'm a Retired School Psychologist. I Have Stories and All Days to Talk. Stay at Your Own Risk!
35.God Found Some of the Strongest Women and Made Them School Psychologist
36.I Love How We Don't Have to Say Out Loud That I'm Your Favorite School Psychologist
37.Coffee Gives Me My School Psychologist Power
38.Smart Sexy Talented School Psychologist
39.My Heart Belongs to a School Psychologist
40.Retired School Psychologist. Figure It Out Yourself.
41.I'm a School Psychologist. I Speak Fluently in Nerd.
42.School Psychologist by Day. Ninja by Night.
43.This is What an Awesome School Psychologist Looks Like
44.I'm a School Psychologist. Not a Magician but I Can See Why You Might Be Confused.
45.I'm Not Perfect but I'm a School Psychologist and That's Basically the Same Thing
46.School Psychologist by Day, World's Best Dad by Night.
47.School Psychologist by Day, World's Best Mom by Night.
48.Sorry This Guy is Already Taken by a Smokin' Hot School Psychologist
49.Arguing With a School Psychologist is Like Wrestling a Pig in the Mud. Sooner or Later You'll Realize the Pig Likes It.
50.Not all superheroes wear capes; some carry testing kits.
51.I diagnose problems, not people—most days!
52.No, I can’t read your mind, but I can assess it.
53.Turning chaos into coping skills since forever.
54.I speak fluent IEP and interpret 'parentese.
55.Therapy: where we laugh and cry simultaneously.
56.Can you fix it?"—I’ll just give it a try.
57.Coffee: my assessment partner in crime.
58.Why yes, I do have a PhD in listening!
59.Just another day in the land of ADHD and anxiety.
60.My mood changes with the 3 o’clock bell.
61.I’m not avoiding you; I’m just in a 'debriefing.
62.You say 'testing'; I say 'adventure time!
63.I help kids find their voices—until lunchtime!
64.Are those your thoughts, or is it just the noise?
65.If only I had a dollar for every "Can I talk to you?
66.Uh-oh" is my most used phrase at recess.
67.School days: where my empathy meets my sanity!
68.I’m just a brain detective, finding clues in kiddos.
69.My brain has a special filter for the “Can I…?” questions.
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