49 Funny School Bus Driver Quotes for Mugs for Amazon POD Sellers
49 Quotes • Ready to use with PODtomatic
School Bus Drivers have a unique sense of humor that comes from their daily experiences. This funny mug brings a smile with every sip and makes the perfect gift for anyone who loves a good laugh.
Top 49 Best-Selling School Bus Driver Quotes & Sayings
Copy any of these proven School Bus Driver quotes for your Amazon POD mugs. Each quote has been tested for customer appeal and sales performance.
1.All Men Are Created Equal but the Coolest Become a School Bus Driver
2.I'm a School Bus Driver. Just Like a Normal Aircraft Mechanic Expect Much Hotter.
3.World's Greatest School Bus Driver
4.Keep Calm or I Will Use My School Bus Driver Voice
5.School Bus Driver. Because Freaking' Genius is Not an Official Job Title.
6.I May Be a School Bus Driver, but I Can't Fix Stupid People.
7.Do Not Make Me Use My School Bus Driver Voice
8.Look at You Becoming a School Bus Driver and Shit
9.I'm a School Bus Driver. I Don't Argue. I Just Explain Why I'm Right.
10.School Bus Driver. Because Classy Sassy and a Bit Bad Assy is Not an Official Job Title.
11.School Bus Driver. I'm Not Arguing. I'm Just Explaining Why I'm Right.
12.Don't Trust a School Bus Driver That Doesn't Drink Coffee and Say Fuck a Lot
13.I Can't Fix Stupid but I'm a Fairly Decent School Bus Driver
14.No Matter How Difficult the Days May Get. Never Forget the Reason You Became a School Bus Driver.
15.I'm a School Bus Driver. My Level of Sarcasm Depends on Your Level of Stupidity.
16.Best Effin' School Bus Driver Ever
17.Officially the World's Coolest School Bus Driver
18.I Am a School Bus Driver. To Save Time Let's Just Assume I'm Never Wrong.
19.If at First You Don't Succeed, Try Doing What Your School Bus Driver Told You to Do the First Time.
20.I Am a School Bus Driver Dad. Just Like a Normal Dad Except Much Cooler.
21.I Am a School Bus Driver Mom. Just Like a Normal Dad Except Much Cooler.
22.Because I Am the School Bus Driver. That's Why.
23.Keep Calm, I'm (Almost) a School Bus Driver.
24.I Don't Need Therapy Because I'm a School Bus Driver.
25.Amazing Fucking School Bus Driver
26.I'm That Sexy School Bus Driver Everybody's Talking About.
27.I'm a Tattooed School Bus Driver. Just Like a Normal Drug Counselor Except Much Hotter.
28.I Became a School Bus Driver for the Money and Fame
29.Keep Calm and Let the School Bus Driver Handle It
30.I Can't Keep Calm I'm a School Bus Driver
31.Be Nice to Me. I May Be Your School Bus Driver One Day.
32.Dream Big, Work Hard, and Become an Amazing School Bus Driver.
33.Future School Bus Driver
34.Caution: I'm a Retired School Bus Driver. I Have Stories and All Days to Talk. Stay at Your Own Risk!
35.God Found Some of the Strongest Women and Made Them School Bus Driver
36.I Love How We Don't Have to Say Out Loud That I'm Your Favorite School Bus Driver
37.Coffee Gives Me My School Bus Driver Power
38.Smart Sexy Talented School Bus Driver
39.My Heart Belongs to a School Bus Driver
40.Retired School Bus Driver. Figure It Out Yourself.
41.I'm a School Bus Driver. I Speak Fluently in Nerd.
42.School Bus Driver by Day. Ninja by Night.
43.This is What an Awesome School Bus Driver Looks Like
44.I'm a School Bus Driver. Not a Magician but I Can See Why You Might Be Confused.
45.I'm Not Perfect but I'm a School Bus Driver and That's Basically the Same Thing
46.School Bus Driver by Day, World's Best Dad by Night.
47.School Bus Driver by Day, World's Best Mom by Night.
48.Sorry This Guy is Already Taken by a Smokin' Hot School Bus Driver
49.Arguing With a School Bus Driver is Like Wrestling a Pig in the Mud. Sooner or Later You'll Realize the Pig Likes It.
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