49 Funny Sales Manager Quotes for Mugs for Amazon POD Sellers
49 Quotes • Ready to use with PODtomatic
Sales Managers have a unique sense of humor that comes from their daily experiences. This funny mug brings a smile with every sip and makes the perfect gift for anyone who loves a good laugh.
Top 49 Best-Selling Sales Manager Quotes & Sayings
Copy any of these proven Sales Manager quotes for your Amazon POD mugs. Each quote has been tested for customer appeal and sales performance.
1.All Men Are Created Equal but the Coolest Become a Sales Manager
2.I'm a Sales Manager. Just Like a Normal Aircraft Mechanic Expect Much Hotter.
3.World's Greatest Sales Manager
4.Keep Calm or I Will Use My Sales Manager Voice
5.Sales Manager. Because Freaking' Genius is Not an Official Job Title.
6.I May Be a Sales Manager, but I Can't Fix Stupid People.
7.Do Not Make Me Use My Sales Manager Voice
8.Look at You Becoming a Sales Manager and Shit
9.I'm a Sales Manager. I Don't Argue. I Just Explain Why I'm Right.
10.Sales Manager. Because Classy Sassy and a Bit Bad Assy is Not an Official Job Title.
11.Sales Manager. I'm Not Arguing. I'm Just Explaining Why I'm Right.
12.Don't Trust a Sales Manager That Doesn't Drink Coffee and Say Fuck a Lot
13.I Can't Fix Stupid but I'm a Fairly Decent Sales Manager
14.No Matter How Difficult the Days May Get. Never Forget the Reason You Became a Sales Manager.
15.I'm a Sales Manager. My Level of Sarcasm Depends on Your Level of Stupidity.
16.Best Effin' Sales Manager Ever
17.Officially the World's Coolest Sales Manager
18.I Am a Sales Manager. To Save Time Let's Just Assume I'm Never Wrong.
19.If at First You Don't Succeed, Try Doing What Your Sales Manager Told You to Do the First Time.
20.I Am a Sales Manager Dad. Just Like a Normal Dad Except Much Cooler.
21.I Am a Sales Manager Mom. Just Like a Normal Dad Except Much Cooler.
22.Because I Am the Sales Manager. That's Why.
23.Keep Calm, I'm (Almost) a Sales Manager.
24.I Don't Need Therapy Because I'm a Sales Manager.
25.Amazing Fucking Sales Manager
26.I'm That Sexy Sales Manager Everybody's Talking About.
27.I'm a Tattooed Sales Manager. Just Like a Normal Drug Counselor Except Much Hotter.
28.I Became a Sales Manager for the Money and Fame
29.Keep Calm and Let the Sales Manager Handle It
30.I Can't Keep Calm I'm a Sales Manager
31.Be Nice to Me. I May Be Your Sales Manager One Day.
32.Dream Big, Work Hard, and Become an Amazing Sales Manager.
33.Future Sales Manager
34.Caution: I'm a Retired Sales Manager. I Have Stories and All Days to Talk. Stay at Your Own Risk!
35.God Found Some of the Strongest Women and Made Them Sales Manager
36.I Love How We Don't Have to Say Out Loud That I'm Your Favorite Sales Manager
37.Coffee Gives Me My Sales Manager Power
38.Smart Sexy Talented Sales Manager
39.My Heart Belongs to a Sales Manager
40.Retired Sales Manager. Figure It Out Yourself.
41.I'm a Sales Manager. I Speak Fluently in Nerd.
42.Sales Manager by Day. Ninja by Night.
43.This is What an Awesome Sales Manager Looks Like
44.I'm a Sales Manager. Not a Magician but I Can See Why You Might Be Confused.
45.I'm Not Perfect but I'm a Sales Manager and That's Basically the Same Thing
46.Sales Manager by Day, World's Best Dad by Night.
47.Sales Manager by Day, World's Best Mom by Night.
48.Sorry This Guy is Already Taken by a Smokin' Hot Sales Manager
49.Arguing With a Sales Manager is Like Wrestling a Pig in the Mud. Sooner or Later You'll Realize the Pig Likes It.
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