69 Funny Roofer Quotes for Mugs for Amazon POD Sellers
69 Quotes • Ready to use with PODtomatic
Roofers have a unique sense of humor that comes from their daily experiences. This funny mug brings a smile with every sip and makes the perfect gift for anyone who loves a good laugh.
Top 69 Best-Selling Roofer Quotes & Sayings
Copy any of these proven Roofer quotes for your Amazon POD mugs. Each quote has been tested for customer appeal and sales performance.
1.All Men Are Created Equal but the Coolest Become a Roofer
2.I'm a Roofer. Just Like a Normal Aircraft Mechanic Expect Much Hotter.
3.World's Greatest Roofer
4.Keep Calm or I Will Use My Roofer Voice
5.Roofer. Because Freaking' Genius is Not an Official Job Title.
6.I May Be a Roofer, but I Can't Fix Stupid People.
7.Do Not Make Me Use My Roofer Voice
8.Look at You Becoming a Roofer and Shit
9.I'm a Roofer. I Don't Argue. I Just Explain Why I'm Right.
10.Roofer. Because Classy Sassy and a Bit Bad Assy is Not an Official Job Title.
11.Roofer. I'm Not Arguing. I'm Just Explaining Why I'm Right.
12.Don't Trust a Roofer That Doesn't Drink Coffee and Say Fuck a Lot
13.I Can't Fix Stupid but I'm a Fairly Decent Roofer
14.No Matter How Difficult the Days May Get. Never Forget the Reason You Became a Roofer.
15.I'm a Roofer. My Level of Sarcasm Depends on Your Level of Stupidity.
16.Best Effin' Roofer Ever
17.Officially the World's Coolest Roofer
18.I Am a Roofer. To Save Time Let's Just Assume I'm Never Wrong.
19.If at First You Don't Succeed, Try Doing What Your Roofer Told You to Do the First Time.
20.I Am a Roofer Dad. Just Like a Normal Dad Except Much Cooler.
21.I Am a Roofer Mom. Just Like a Normal Dad Except Much Cooler.
22.Because I Am the Roofer. That's Why.
23.Keep Calm, I'm (Almost) a Roofer.
24.I Don't Need Therapy Because I'm a Roofer.
25.Amazing Fucking Roofer
26.I'm That Sexy Roofer Everybody's Talking About.
27.I'm a Tattooed Roofer. Just Like a Normal Drug Counselor Except Much Hotter.
28.I Became a Roofer for the Money and Fame
29.Keep Calm and Let the Roofer Handle It
30.I Can't Keep Calm I'm a Roofer
31.Be Nice to Me. I May Be Your Roofer One Day.
32.Dream Big, Work Hard, and Become an Amazing Roofer.
33.Future Roofer
34.Caution: I'm a Retired Roofer. I Have Stories and All Days to Talk. Stay at Your Own Risk!
35.God Found Some of the Strongest Women and Made Them Roofer
36.I Love How We Don't Have to Say Out Loud That I'm Your Favorite Roofer
37.Coffee Gives Me My Roofer Power
38.Smart Sexy Talented Roofer
39.My Heart Belongs to a Roofer
40.Retired Roofer. Figure It Out Yourself.
41.I'm a Roofer. I Speak Fluently in Nerd.
42.Roofer by Day. Ninja by Night.
43.This is What an Awesome Roofer Looks Like
44.I'm a Roofer. Not a Magician but I Can See Why You Might Be Confused.
45.I'm Not Perfect but I'm a Roofer and That's Basically the Same Thing
46.Roofer by Day, World's Best Dad by Night.
47.Roofer by Day, World's Best Mom by Night.
48.Sorry This Guy is Already Taken by a Smokin' Hot Roofer
49.Arguing With a Roofer is Like Wrestling a Pig in the Mud. Sooner or Later You'll Realize the Pig Likes It.
50.Nailed it—now where's my coffee?
51.My other car is a ladder.
52.“Shingle” is just my middle name.
53.Rain? Just a free shower!
54.Roofers do it on top.
55.I work high, but my jokes are low.
56.Think I’m addicted? I can’t stop roofing!
57.Don’t worry, I've got a shingle solution.
58.I’d rather be on the roof than in traffic.
59.I fix roofs—what’s your superpower?
60.Flashing? Yeah, I’m an expert.
61.Got 99 problems but a leak ain’t one.
62.My day starts with a hammer and ends with a callus.
63.Sky’s the limit, and I’m on it!
64.Why go to the gym when I can lift shingles?
65.A little sweat never hurt anybody—except my shirt!
66.Forget “dad bod,” I’ve got a “roofer bod.”
67.I take roof naps; they’re totally legit.
68.If you think roofing is easy, you haven’t tried it at noon!
69.I put the 'fun' in 'fundamentals of roofing.
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