49 Funny Registered Nurse Quotes for Mugs for Amazon POD Sellers
49 Quotes • Ready to use with PODtomatic
Registered Nurses have a unique sense of humor that comes from their daily experiences. This funny mug brings a smile with every sip and makes the perfect gift for anyone who loves a good laugh.
Top 49 Best-Selling Registered Nurse Quotes & Sayings
Copy any of these proven Registered Nurse quotes for your Amazon POD mugs. Each quote has been tested for customer appeal and sales performance.
1.All Men Are Created Equal but the Coolest Become a Registered Nurse
2.I'm a Registered Nurse. Just Like a Normal Aircraft Mechanic Expect Much Hotter.
3.World's Greatest Registered Nurse
4.Keep Calm or I Will Use My Registered Nurse Voice
5.Registered Nurse. Because Freaking' Genius is Not an Official Job Title.
6.I May Be a Registered Nurse, but I Can't Fix Stupid People.
7.Do Not Make Me Use My Registered Nurse Voice
8.Look at You Becoming a Registered Nurse and Shit
9.I'm a Registered Nurse. I Don't Argue. I Just Explain Why I'm Right.
10.Registered Nurse. Because Classy Sassy and a Bit Bad Assy is Not an Official Job Title.
11.Registered Nurse. I'm Not Arguing. I'm Just Explaining Why I'm Right.
12.Don't Trust a Registered Nurse That Doesn't Drink Coffee and Say Fuck a Lot
13.I Can't Fix Stupid but I'm a Fairly Decent Registered Nurse
14.No Matter How Difficult the Days May Get. Never Forget the Reason You Became a Registered Nurse.
15.I'm a Registered Nurse. My Level of Sarcasm Depends on Your Level of Stupidity.
16.Best Effin' Registered Nurse Ever
17.Officially the World's Coolest Registered Nurse
18.I Am a Registered Nurse. To Save Time Let's Just Assume I'm Never Wrong.
19.If at First You Don't Succeed, Try Doing What Your Registered Nurse Told You to Do the First Time.
20.I Am a Registered Nurse Dad. Just Like a Normal Dad Except Much Cooler.
21.I Am a Registered Nurse Mom. Just Like a Normal Dad Except Much Cooler.
22.Because I Am the Registered Nurse. That's Why.
23.Keep Calm, I'm (Almost) a Registered Nurse.
24.I Don't Need Therapy Because I'm a Registered Nurse.
25.Amazing Fucking Registered Nurse
26.I'm That Sexy Registered Nurse Everybody's Talking About.
27.I'm a Tattooed Registered Nurse. Just Like a Normal Drug Counselor Except Much Hotter.
28.I Became a Registered Nurse for the Money and Fame
29.Keep Calm and Let the Registered Nurse Handle It
30.I Can't Keep Calm I'm a Registered Nurse
31.Be Nice to Me. I May Be Your Registered Nurse One Day.
32.Dream Big, Work Hard, and Become an Amazing Registered Nurse.
33.Future Registered Nurse
34.Caution: I'm a Retired Registered Nurse. I Have Stories and All Days to Talk. Stay at Your Own Risk!
35.God Found Some of the Strongest Women and Made Them Registered Nurse
36.I Love How We Don't Have to Say Out Loud That I'm Your Favorite Registered Nurse
37.Coffee Gives Me My Registered Nurse Power
38.Smart Sexy Talented Registered Nurse
39.My Heart Belongs to a Registered Nurse
40.Retired Registered Nurse. Figure It Out Yourself.
41.I'm a Registered Nurse. I Speak Fluently in Nerd.
42.Registered Nurse by Day. Ninja by Night.
43.This is What an Awesome Registered Nurse Looks Like
44.I'm a Registered Nurse. Not a Magician but I Can See Why You Might Be Confused.
45.I'm Not Perfect but I'm a Registered Nurse and That's Basically the Same Thing
46.Registered Nurse by Day, World's Best Dad by Night.
47.Registered Nurse by Day, World's Best Mom by Night.
48.Sorry This Guy is Already Taken by a Smokin' Hot Registered Nurse
49.Arguing With a Registered Nurse is Like Wrestling a Pig in the Mud. Sooner or Later You'll Realize the Pig Likes It.
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