109 Funny Priest Quotes for Mugs for Amazon POD Sellers
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Priests have a unique sense of humor that comes from their daily experiences. This funny mug brings a smile with every sip and makes the perfect gift for anyone who loves a good laugh.
Top 109 Best-Selling Priest Quotes & Sayings
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1.All Men Are Created Equal but the Coolest Become a Priest
2.I'm a Priest. Just Like a Normal Aircraft Mechanic Expect Much Hotter.
3.World's Greatest Priest
4.Keep Calm or I Will Use My Priest Voice
5.Priest. Because Freaking' Genius is Not an Official Job Title.
6.I May Be a Priest, but I Can't Fix Stupid People.
7.Do Not Make Me Use My Priest Voice
8.Look at You Becoming a Priest and Shit
9.I'm a Priest. I Don't Argue. I Just Explain Why I'm Right.
10.Priest. Because Classy Sassy and a Bit Bad Assy is Not an Official Job Title.
11.Priest. I'm Not Arguing. I'm Just Explaining Why I'm Right.
12.Don't Trust a Priest That Doesn't Drink Coffee and Say Fuck a Lot
13.I Can't Fix Stupid but I'm a Fairly Decent Priest
14.No Matter How Difficult the Days May Get. Never Forget the Reason You Became a Priest.
15.I'm a Priest. My Level of Sarcasm Depends on Your Level of Stupidity.
16.Best Effin' Priest Ever
17.Officially the World's Coolest Priest
18.I Am a Priest. To Save Time Let's Just Assume I'm Never Wrong.
19.If at First You Don't Succeed, Try Doing What Your Priest Told You to Do the First Time.
20.I Am a Priest Dad. Just Like a Normal Dad Except Much Cooler.
21.I Am a Priest Mom. Just Like a Normal Dad Except Much Cooler.
22.Because I Am the Priest. That's Why.
23.Keep Calm, I'm (Almost) a Priest.
24.I Don't Need Therapy Because I'm a Priest.
25.Amazing Fucking Priest
26.I'm That Sexy Priest Everybody's Talking About.
27.I'm a Tattooed Priest. Just Like a Normal Drug Counselor Except Much Hotter.
28.I Became a Priest for the Money and Fame
29.Keep Calm and Let the Priest Handle It
30.I Can't Keep Calm I'm a Priest
31.Be Nice to Me. I May Be Your Priest One Day.
32.Dream Big, Work Hard, and Become an Amazing Priest.
33.Future Priest
34.Caution: I'm a Retired Priest. I Have Stories and All Days to Talk. Stay at Your Own Risk!
35.God Found Some of the Strongest Women and Made Them Priest
36.I Love How We Don't Have to Say Out Loud That I'm Your Favorite Priest
37.Coffee Gives Me My Priest Power
38.Smart Sexy Talented Priest
39.My Heart Belongs to a Priest
40.Retired Priest. Figure It Out Yourself.
41.I'm a Priest. I Speak Fluently in Nerd.
42.Priest by Day. Ninja by Night.
43.This is What an Awesome Priest Looks Like
44.I'm a Priest. Not a Magician but I Can See Why You Might Be Confused.
45.I'm Not Perfect but I'm a Priest and That's Basically the Same Thing
46.Priest by Day, World's Best Dad by Night.
47.Priest by Day, World's Best Mom by Night.
48.Sorry This Guy is Already Taken by a Smokin' Hot Priest
49.Arguing With a Priest is Like Wrestling a Pig in the Mud. Sooner or Later You'll Realize the Pig Likes It.
50.Holy caffeine, Batman!
51.My other job is saving souls.
52.God called; I hit snooze.
53.Can I get an 'Amen' for coffee?
54.Sermon prep: My cardio workout!
55.Dear Parishioners: I'm not a therapist!
56.I bless the rains down in my parish.
57.Prayer: The original Wi-Fi connection.
58.Sundays: Where my social life goes to die.
59.I put the 'fun' in fundamental issues!
60.Confession: The original reality show.
61.Pastor by day, Netflix binger by night.
62.My sermon: 10% Holy, 90% Insta-prepped!
63.Who needs sleep when you have a calling?
64.If God had a Wi-Fi password, I'd know it.
65.Sunday mornings: The ultimate caffeine challenge.
66.“Oops, did you hear that?” is my sermon catchphrase.
67.I still haven't found a holy water substitute!
68.When in doubt, turn up the worship music!
69.Can I get a little grace for my coffee cravings?
70.Sermons: the original podcast.
71.I’ve got 99 problems, but a pew ain’t one.
72.Caffeine and confessions: my holy trinity.
73.Can’t talk right now, blessed is the Wi-Fi.
74.Just another day trying not to say “Amen” too loud.
75.Preaching: the ultimate test of multitasking.
76.When the incense hits just right—Hallelujah!
77.My favorite way to “conduct” myself is in prayer.
78.Finding lost souls? More like finding my car keys.
79.No one warned me about sermon bloopers!
80.Holy water: my daily moisturizer.
81.Confessions: my version of speed dating.
82.If I had a dollar for every time I heard "Can we talk?"...
83.Sundays: the Super Bowl for Priests.
84.Sermon preparation? More like writing a novel!
85.Advent calendar? More like a countdown to chaos.
86.I bless the rains down in the chapel!
87.When in doubt, just add more incense.
88.Saying "keep the faith" while trying to find my own.
89.Dealing with church politics like it’s Survivor: Ministry Edition.
90.Sermon prep: caffeine and chaos
91.Holy coffee: my sacramental potion
92.Too blessed to be stressed, but still stressed
93.When in doubt, add more incense
94.The only thing holier than me? My socks
95.Silent prayer: "Please don’t let this be a long one!
96.Just another day of saving souls and dodging questions
97.My other car is a church van
98.Can I get a witness?" is my favorite line
99.Running on grace and a little bit of guilt
100.The holy trinity: prayer, patience, and pizza
101.I give sermons, not pep talks
102.You can't spell "humor" without "humor us
103.Can I get an “Amen!” for coffee breaks?
104.Weekly miracle: finding my keys (again)
105.Living the dream—one homily at a time
106.I came, I prayed, I conquered the weekend!
107.Addicted to grace—5 cups a day
108.Making miracles happen before brunch
109.When God closes a door, He opens... a new ministry!
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