49 Funny Postmaster Quotes for Mugs for Amazon POD Sellers
49 Quotes • Ready to use with PODtomatic
Postmasters have a unique sense of humor that comes from their daily experiences. This funny mug brings a smile with every sip and makes the perfect gift for anyone who loves a good laugh.
Top 49 Best-Selling Postmaster Quotes & Sayings
Copy any of these proven Postmaster quotes for your Amazon POD mugs. Each quote has been tested for customer appeal and sales performance.
1.All Men Are Created Equal but the Coolest Become a Postmaster
2.I'm a Postmaster. Just Like a Normal Aircraft Mechanic Expect Much Hotter.
3.World's Greatest Postmaster
4.Keep Calm or I Will Use My Postmaster Voice
5.Postmaster. Because Freaking' Genius is Not an Official Job Title.
6.I May Be a Postmaster, but I Can't Fix Stupid People.
7.Do Not Make Me Use My Postmaster Voice
8.Look at You Becoming a Postmaster and Shit
9.I'm a Postmaster. I Don't Argue. I Just Explain Why I'm Right.
10.Postmaster. Because Classy Sassy and a Bit Bad Assy is Not an Official Job Title.
11.Postmaster. I'm Not Arguing. I'm Just Explaining Why I'm Right.
12.Don't Trust a Postmaster That Doesn't Drink Coffee and Say Fuck a Lot
13.I Can't Fix Stupid but I'm a Fairly Decent Postmaster
14.No Matter How Difficult the Days May Get. Never Forget the Reason You Became a Postmaster.
15.I'm a Postmaster. My Level of Sarcasm Depends on Your Level of Stupidity.
16.Best Effin' Postmaster Ever
17.Officially the World's Coolest Postmaster
18.I Am a Postmaster. To Save Time Let's Just Assume I'm Never Wrong.
19.If at First You Don't Succeed, Try Doing What Your Postmaster Told You to Do the First Time.
20.I Am a Postmaster Dad. Just Like a Normal Dad Except Much Cooler.
21.I Am a Postmaster Mom. Just Like a Normal Dad Except Much Cooler.
22.Because I Am the Postmaster. That's Why.
23.Keep Calm, I'm (Almost) a Postmaster.
24.I Don't Need Therapy Because I'm a Postmaster.
25.Amazing Fucking Postmaster
26.I'm That Sexy Postmaster Everybody's Talking About.
27.I'm a Tattooed Postmaster. Just Like a Normal Drug Counselor Except Much Hotter.
28.I Became a Postmaster for the Money and Fame
29.Keep Calm and Let the Postmaster Handle It
30.I Can't Keep Calm I'm a Postmaster
31.Be Nice to Me. I May Be Your Postmaster One Day.
32.Dream Big, Work Hard, and Become an Amazing Postmaster.
33.Future Postmaster
34.Caution: I'm a Retired Postmaster. I Have Stories and All Days to Talk. Stay at Your Own Risk!
35.God Found Some of the Strongest Women and Made Them Postmaster
36.I Love How We Don't Have to Say Out Loud That I'm Your Favorite Postmaster
37.Coffee Gives Me My Postmaster Power
38.Smart Sexy Talented Postmaster
39.My Heart Belongs to a Postmaster
40.Retired Postmaster. Figure It Out Yourself.
41.I'm a Postmaster. I Speak Fluently in Nerd.
42.Postmaster by Day. Ninja by Night.
43.This is What an Awesome Postmaster Looks Like
44.I'm a Postmaster. Not a Magician but I Can See Why You Might Be Confused.
45.I'm Not Perfect but I'm a Postmaster and That's Basically the Same Thing
46.Postmaster by Day, World's Best Dad by Night.
47.Postmaster by Day, World's Best Mom by Night.
48.Sorry This Guy is Already Taken by a Smokin' Hot Postmaster
49.Arguing With a Postmaster is Like Wrestling a Pig in the Mud. Sooner or Later You'll Realize the Pig Likes It.
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