49 Funny Postal Worker Quotes for Mugs for Amazon POD Sellers
49 Quotes • Ready to use with PODtomatic
Postal Workers have a unique sense of humor that comes from their daily experiences. This funny mug brings a smile with every sip and makes the perfect gift for anyone who loves a good laugh.
Top 49 Best-Selling Postal Worker Quotes & Sayings
Copy any of these proven Postal Worker quotes for your Amazon POD mugs. Each quote has been tested for customer appeal and sales performance.
1.All Men Are Created Equal but the Coolest Become a Postal Worker
2.I'm a Postal Worker. Just Like a Normal Aircraft Mechanic Expect Much Hotter.
3.World's Greatest Postal Worker
4.Keep Calm or I Will Use My Postal Worker Voice
5.Postal Worker. Because Freaking' Genius is Not an Official Job Title.
6.I May Be a Postal Worker, but I Can't Fix Stupid People.
7.Do Not Make Me Use My Postal Worker Voice
8.Look at You Becoming a Postal Worker and Shit
9.I'm a Postal Worker. I Don't Argue. I Just Explain Why I'm Right.
10.Postal Worker. Because Classy Sassy and a Bit Bad Assy is Not an Official Job Title.
11.Postal Worker. I'm Not Arguing. I'm Just Explaining Why I'm Right.
12.Don't Trust a Postal Worker That Doesn't Drink Coffee and Say Fuck a Lot
13.I Can't Fix Stupid but I'm a Fairly Decent Postal Worker
14.No Matter How Difficult the Days May Get. Never Forget the Reason You Became a Postal Worker.
15.I'm a Postal Worker. My Level of Sarcasm Depends on Your Level of Stupidity.
16.Best Effin' Postal Worker Ever
17.Officially the World's Coolest Postal Worker
18.I Am a Postal Worker. To Save Time Let's Just Assume I'm Never Wrong.
19.If at First You Don't Succeed, Try Doing What Your Postal Worker Told You to Do the First Time.
20.I Am a Postal Worker Dad. Just Like a Normal Dad Except Much Cooler.
21.I Am a Postal Worker Mom. Just Like a Normal Dad Except Much Cooler.
22.Because I Am the Postal Worker. That's Why.
23.Keep Calm, I'm (Almost) a Postal Worker.
24.I Don't Need Therapy Because I'm a Postal Worker.
25.Amazing Fucking Postal Worker
26.I'm That Sexy Postal Worker Everybody's Talking About.
27.I'm a Tattooed Postal Worker. Just Like a Normal Drug Counselor Except Much Hotter.
28.I Became a Postal Worker for the Money and Fame
29.Keep Calm and Let the Postal Worker Handle It
30.I Can't Keep Calm I'm a Postal Worker
31.Be Nice to Me. I May Be Your Postal Worker One Day.
32.Dream Big, Work Hard, and Become an Amazing Postal Worker.
33.Future Postal Worker
34.Caution: I'm a Retired Postal Worker. I Have Stories and All Days to Talk. Stay at Your Own Risk!
35.God Found Some of the Strongest Women and Made Them Postal Worker
36.I Love How We Don't Have to Say Out Loud That I'm Your Favorite Postal Worker
37.Coffee Gives Me My Postal Worker Power
38.Smart Sexy Talented Postal Worker
39.My Heart Belongs to a Postal Worker
40.Retired Postal Worker. Figure It Out Yourself.
41.I'm a Postal Worker. I Speak Fluently in Nerd.
42.Postal Worker by Day. Ninja by Night.
43.This is What an Awesome Postal Worker Looks Like
44.I'm a Postal Worker. Not a Magician but I Can See Why You Might Be Confused.
45.I'm Not Perfect but I'm a Postal Worker and That's Basically the Same Thing
46.Postal Worker by Day, World's Best Dad by Night.
47.Postal Worker by Day, World's Best Mom by Night.
48.Sorry This Guy is Already Taken by a Smokin' Hot Postal Worker
49.Arguing With a Postal Worker is Like Wrestling a Pig in the Mud. Sooner or Later You'll Realize the Pig Likes It.
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TURN THESE 49 QUOTES INTO PASSIVE INCOME
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Success with Postal Worker mugs on Amazon starts with knowing your platform. The single biggest advantage is that visitors on Amazon have high buying intent—they aren't just browsing; they are looking to purchase now.
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