69 Funny Porter Quotes for Mugs for Amazon POD Sellers
69 Quotes • Ready to use with PODtomatic
Porters have a unique sense of humor that comes from their daily experiences. This funny mug brings a smile with every sip and makes the perfect gift for anyone who loves a good laugh.
Top 69 Best-Selling Porter Quotes & Sayings
Copy any of these proven Porter quotes for your Amazon POD mugs. Each quote has been tested for customer appeal and sales performance.
1.All Men Are Created Equal but the Coolest Become a Porter
2.I'm a Porter. Just Like a Normal Aircraft Mechanic Expect Much Hotter.
3.World's Greatest Porter
4.Keep Calm or I Will Use My Porter Voice
5.Porter. Because Freaking' Genius is Not an Official Job Title.
6.I May Be a Porter, but I Can't Fix Stupid People.
7.Do Not Make Me Use My Porter Voice
8.Look at You Becoming a Porter and Shit
9.I'm a Porter. I Don't Argue. I Just Explain Why I'm Right.
10.Porter. Because Classy Sassy and a Bit Bad Assy is Not an Official Job Title.
11.Porter. I'm Not Arguing. I'm Just Explaining Why I'm Right.
12.Don't Trust a Porter That Doesn't Drink Coffee and Say Fuck a Lot
13.I Can't Fix Stupid but I'm a Fairly Decent Porter
14.No Matter How Difficult the Days May Get. Never Forget the Reason You Became a Porter.
15.I'm a Porter. My Level of Sarcasm Depends on Your Level of Stupidity.
16.Best Effin' Porter Ever
17.Officially the World's Coolest Porter
18.I Am a Porter. To Save Time Let's Just Assume I'm Never Wrong.
19.If at First You Don't Succeed, Try Doing What Your Porter Told You to Do the First Time.
20.I Am a Porter Dad. Just Like a Normal Dad Except Much Cooler.
21.I Am a Porter Mom. Just Like a Normal Dad Except Much Cooler.
22.Because I Am the Porter. That's Why.
23.Keep Calm, I'm (Almost) a Porter.
24.I Don't Need Therapy Because I'm a Porter.
25.Amazing Fucking Porter
26.I'm That Sexy Porter Everybody's Talking About.
27.I'm a Tattooed Porter. Just Like a Normal Drug Counselor Except Much Hotter.
28.I Became a Porter for the Money and Fame
29.Keep Calm and Let the Porter Handle It
30.I Can't Keep Calm I'm a Porter
31.Be Nice to Me. I May Be Your Porter One Day.
32.Dream Big, Work Hard, and Become an Amazing Porter.
33.Future Porter
34.Caution: I'm a Retired Porter. I Have Stories and All Days to Talk. Stay at Your Own Risk!
35.God Found Some of the Strongest Women and Made Them Porter
36.I Love How We Don't Have to Say Out Loud That I'm Your Favorite Porter
37.Coffee Gives Me My Porter Power
38.Smart Sexy Talented Porter
39.My Heart Belongs to a Porter
40.Retired Porter. Figure It Out Yourself.
41.I'm a Porter. I Speak Fluently in Nerd.
42.Porter by Day. Ninja by Night.
43.This is What an Awesome Porter Looks Like
44.I'm a Porter. Not a Magician but I Can See Why You Might Be Confused.
45.I'm Not Perfect but I'm a Porter and That's Basically the Same Thing
46.Porter by Day, World's Best Dad by Night.
47.Porter by Day, World's Best Mom by Night.
48.Sorry This Guy is Already Taken by a Smokin' Hot Porter
49.Arguing With a Porter is Like Wrestling a Pig in the Mud. Sooner or Later You'll Realize the Pig Likes It.
50.I survived the Great Porter Wi-Fi Outage
51.Porter: where 8 cups of coffee is a light day
52.I don't need an alarm, I have Porter deadlines
53.Lost my sanity in the Porter library basement
54.Breakfast? I thought we said 'brunch' at 2 PM!
55.Living that 3 a.m. library life, #PorterProud
56.Not all heroes wear capes; some carry coffee cups
57.I run on caffeine and last-minute panic
58.My group project exactly 3 weeks late, thanks Porter!
59.Porter: The only place where naps are an art form
60.If I don't check my email at 2 AM, did I even Porter?
61.I put the 'pro' in procrastination, especially at Porter!
62.I’m just here for the free snacks in class
63.Porter: Where the coffee is strong, but my willpower isn’t
64.I take my latte with a side of existential dread
65.Behind every successful Porter student is a mountain of crumpled papers
66.Procrastination level: Porter library after 11 PM
67.Syllabus week? More like survival week at Porter!
68.Only my mug knows the dark secrets of my late nights
69.Is it too early for a mid-afternoon coffee break?
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