49 Funny Police Officer Quotes for Mugs for Amazon POD Sellers
49 Quotes • Ready to use with PODtomatic
Police Officers have a unique sense of humor that comes from their daily experiences. This funny mug brings a smile with every sip and makes the perfect gift for anyone who loves a good laugh.
Top 49 Best-Selling Police Officer Quotes & Sayings
Copy any of these proven Police Officer quotes for your Amazon POD mugs. Each quote has been tested for customer appeal and sales performance.
1.All Men Are Created Equal but the Coolest Become a Police Officer
2.I'm a Police Officer. Just Like a Normal Aircraft Mechanic Expect Much Hotter.
3.World's Greatest Police Officer
4.Keep Calm or I Will Use My Police Officer Voice
5.Police Officer. Because Freaking' Genius is Not an Official Job Title.
6.I May Be a Police Officer, but I Can't Fix Stupid People.
7.Do Not Make Me Use My Police Officer Voice
8.Look at You Becoming a Police Officer and Shit
9.I'm a Police Officer. I Don't Argue. I Just Explain Why I'm Right.
10.Police Officer. Because Classy Sassy and a Bit Bad Assy is Not an Official Job Title.
11.Police Officer. I'm Not Arguing. I'm Just Explaining Why I'm Right.
12.Don't Trust a Police Officer That Doesn't Drink Coffee and Say Fuck a Lot
13.I Can't Fix Stupid but I'm a Fairly Decent Police Officer
14.No Matter How Difficult the Days May Get. Never Forget the Reason You Became a Police Officer.
15.I'm a Police Officer. My Level of Sarcasm Depends on Your Level of Stupidity.
16.Best Effin' Police Officer Ever
17.Officially the World's Coolest Police Officer
18.I Am a Police Officer. To Save Time Let's Just Assume I'm Never Wrong.
19.If at First You Don't Succeed, Try Doing What Your Police Officer Told You to Do the First Time.
20.I Am a Police Officer Dad. Just Like a Normal Dad Except Much Cooler.
21.I Am a Police Officer Mom. Just Like a Normal Dad Except Much Cooler.
22.Because I Am the Police Officer. That's Why.
23.Keep Calm, I'm (Almost) a Police Officer.
24.I Don't Need Therapy Because I'm a Police Officer.
25.Amazing Fucking Police Officer
26.I'm That Sexy Police Officer Everybody's Talking About.
27.I'm a Tattooed Police Officer. Just Like a Normal Drug Counselor Except Much Hotter.
28.I Became a Police Officer for the Money and Fame
29.Keep Calm and Let the Police Officer Handle It
30.I Can't Keep Calm I'm a Police Officer
31.Be Nice to Me. I May Be Your Police Officer One Day.
32.Dream Big, Work Hard, and Become an Amazing Police Officer.
33.Future Police Officer
34.Caution: I'm a Retired Police Officer. I Have Stories and All Days to Talk. Stay at Your Own Risk!
35.God Found Some of the Strongest Women and Made Them Police Officer
36.I Love How We Don't Have to Say Out Loud That I'm Your Favorite Police Officer
37.Coffee Gives Me My Police Officer Power
38.Smart Sexy Talented Police Officer
39.My Heart Belongs to a Police Officer
40.Retired Police Officer. Figure It Out Yourself.
41.I'm a Police Officer. I Speak Fluently in Nerd.
42.Police Officer by Day. Ninja by Night.
43.This is What an Awesome Police Officer Looks Like
44.I'm a Police Officer. Not a Magician but I Can See Why You Might Be Confused.
45.I'm Not Perfect but I'm a Police Officer and That's Basically the Same Thing
46.Police Officer by Day, World's Best Dad by Night.
47.Police Officer by Day, World's Best Mom by Night.
48.Sorry This Guy is Already Taken by a Smokin' Hot Police Officer
49.Arguing With a Police Officer is Like Wrestling a Pig in the Mud. Sooner or Later You'll Realize the Pig Likes It.
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Success with Police Officer mugs on Amazon starts with knowing your platform. The single biggest advantage is that visitors on Amazon have high buying intent—they aren't just browsing; they are looking to purchase now.
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