49 Funny Physician Assistant Quotes for Mugs for Amazon POD Sellers
49 Quotes • Ready to use with PODtomatic
Physician Assistants have a unique sense of humor that comes from their daily experiences. This funny mug brings a smile with every sip and makes the perfect gift for anyone who loves a good laugh.
Top 49 Best-Selling Physician Assistant Quotes & Sayings
Copy any of these proven Physician Assistant quotes for your Amazon POD mugs. Each quote has been tested for customer appeal and sales performance.
1.All Men Are Created Equal but the Coolest Become a Physician Assistant
2.I'm a Physician Assistant. Just Like a Normal Aircraft Mechanic Expect Much Hotter.
3.World's Greatest Physician Assistant
4.Keep Calm or I Will Use My Physician Assistant Voice
5.Physician Assistant. Because Freaking' Genius is Not an Official Job Title.
6.I May Be a Physician Assistant, but I Can't Fix Stupid People.
7.Do Not Make Me Use My Physician Assistant Voice
8.Look at You Becoming a Physician Assistant and Shit
9.I'm a Physician Assistant. I Don't Argue. I Just Explain Why I'm Right.
10.Physician Assistant. Because Classy Sassy and a Bit Bad Assy is Not an Official Job Title.
11.Physician Assistant. I'm Not Arguing. I'm Just Explaining Why I'm Right.
12.Don't Trust a Physician Assistant That Doesn't Drink Coffee and Say Fuck a Lot
13.I Can't Fix Stupid but I'm a Fairly Decent Physician Assistant
14.No Matter How Difficult the Days May Get. Never Forget the Reason You Became a Physician Assistant.
15.I'm a Physician Assistant. My Level of Sarcasm Depends on Your Level of Stupidity.
16.Best Effin' Physician Assistant Ever
17.Officially the World's Coolest Physician Assistant
18.I Am a Physician Assistant. To Save Time Let's Just Assume I'm Never Wrong.
19.If at First You Don't Succeed, Try Doing What Your Physician Assistant Told You to Do the First Time.
20.I Am a Physician Assistant Dad. Just Like a Normal Dad Except Much Cooler.
21.I Am a Physician Assistant Mom. Just Like a Normal Dad Except Much Cooler.
22.Because I Am the Physician Assistant. That's Why.
23.Keep Calm, I'm (Almost) a Physician Assistant.
24.I Don't Need Therapy Because I'm a Physician Assistant.
25.Amazing Fucking Physician Assistant
26.I'm That Sexy Physician Assistant Everybody's Talking About.
27.I'm a Tattooed Physician Assistant. Just Like a Normal Drug Counselor Except Much Hotter.
28.I Became a Physician Assistant for the Money and Fame
29.Keep Calm and Let the Physician Assistant Handle It
30.I Can't Keep Calm I'm a Physician Assistant
31.Be Nice to Me. I May Be Your Physician Assistant One Day.
32.Dream Big, Work Hard, and Become an Amazing Physician Assistant.
33.Future Physician Assistant
34.Caution: I'm a Retired Physician Assistant. I Have Stories and All Days to Talk. Stay at Your Own Risk!
35.God Found Some of the Strongest Women and Made Them Physician Assistant
36.I Love How We Don't Have to Say Out Loud That I'm Your Favorite Physician Assistant
37.Coffee Gives Me My Physician Assistant Power
38.Smart Sexy Talented Physician Assistant
39.My Heart Belongs to a Physician Assistant
40.Retired Physician Assistant. Figure It Out Yourself.
41.I'm a Physician Assistant. I Speak Fluently in Nerd.
42.Physician Assistant by Day. Ninja by Night.
43.This is What an Awesome Physician Assistant Looks Like
44.I'm a Physician Assistant. Not a Magician but I Can See Why You Might Be Confused.
45.I'm Not Perfect but I'm a Physician Assistant and That's Basically the Same Thing
46.Physician Assistant by Day, World's Best Dad by Night.
47.Physician Assistant by Day, World's Best Mom by Night.
48.Sorry This Guy is Already Taken by a Smokin' Hot Physician Assistant
49.Arguing With a Physician Assistant is Like Wrestling a Pig in the Mud. Sooner or Later You'll Realize the Pig Likes It.
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