49 Funny Pharmacist Quotes for Mugs for Amazon POD Sellers
49 Quotes • Ready to use with PODtomatic
Pharmacists are trusted healthcare professionals who ensure medications are safe and effective. This funny mug makes a perfect gift to recognize their expertise and patient care.
Top 49 Best-Selling Pharmacist Quotes & Sayings
Copy any of these proven Pharmacist quotes for your Amazon POD mugs. Each quote has been tested for customer appeal and sales performance.
1.All Men Are Created Equal but the Coolest Become a Pharmacist
2.I'm a Pharmacist. Just Like a Normal Aircraft Mechanic Expect Much Hotter.
3.World's Greatest Pharmacist
4.Keep Calm or I Will Use My Pharmacist Voice
5.Pharmacist. Because Freaking' Genius is Not an Official Job Title.
6.I May Be a Pharmacist, but I Can't Fix Stupid People.
7.Do Not Make Me Use My Pharmacist Voice
8.Look at You Becoming a Pharmacist and Shit
9.I'm a Pharmacist. I Don't Argue. I Just Explain Why I'm Right.
10.Pharmacist. Because Classy Sassy and a Bit Bad Assy is Not an Official Job Title.
11.Pharmacist. I'm Not Arguing. I'm Just Explaining Why I'm Right.
12.Don't Trust a Pharmacist That Doesn't Drink Coffee and Say Fuck a Lot
13.I Can't Fix Stupid but I'm a Fairly Decent Pharmacist
14.No Matter How Difficult the Days May Get. Never Forget the Reason You Became a Pharmacist.
15.I'm a Pharmacist. My Level of Sarcasm Depends on Your Level of Stupidity.
16.Best Effin' Pharmacist Ever
17.Officially the World's Coolest Pharmacist
18.I Am a Pharmacist. To Save Time Let's Just Assume I'm Never Wrong.
19.If at First You Don't Succeed, Try Doing What Your Pharmacist Told You to Do the First Time.
20.I Am a Pharmacist Dad. Just Like a Normal Dad Except Much Cooler.
21.I Am a Pharmacist Mom. Just Like a Normal Dad Except Much Cooler.
22.Because I Am the Pharmacist. That's Why.
23.Keep Calm, I'm (Almost) a Pharmacist.
24.I Don't Need Therapy Because I'm a Pharmacist.
25.Amazing Fucking Pharmacist
26.I'm That Sexy Pharmacist Everybody's Talking About.
27.I'm a Tattooed Pharmacist. Just Like a Normal Drug Counselor Except Much Hotter.
28.I Became a Pharmacist for the Money and Fame
29.Keep Calm and Let the Pharmacist Handle It
30.I Can't Keep Calm I'm a Pharmacist
31.Be Nice to Me. I May Be Your Pharmacist One Day.
32.Dream Big, Work Hard, and Become an Amazing Pharmacist.
33.Future Pharmacist
34.Caution: I'm a Retired Pharmacist. I Have Stories and All Days to Talk. Stay at Your Own Risk!
35.God Found Some of the Strongest Women and Made Them Pharmacist
36.I Love How We Don't Have to Say Out Loud That I'm Your Favorite Pharmacist
37.Coffee Gives Me My Pharmacist Power
38.Smart Sexy Talented Pharmacist
39.My Heart Belongs to a Pharmacist
40.Retired Pharmacist. Figure It Out Yourself.
41.I'm a Pharmacist. I Speak Fluently in Nerd.
42.Pharmacist by Day. Ninja by Night.
43.This is What an Awesome Pharmacist Looks Like
44.I'm a Pharmacist. Not a Magician but I Can See Why You Might Be Confused.
45.I'm Not Perfect but I'm a Pharmacist and That's Basically the Same Thing
46.Pharmacist by Day, World's Best Dad by Night.
47.Pharmacist by Day, World's Best Mom by Night.
48.Sorry This Guy is Already Taken by a Smokin' Hot Pharmacist
49.Arguing With a Pharmacist is Like Wrestling a Pig in the Mud. Sooner or Later You'll Realize the Pig Likes It.
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