49 Funny Payroll Clerk Quotes for Mugs for Amazon POD Sellers
49 Quotes • Ready to use with PODtomatic
Payroll Clerks have a unique sense of humor that comes from their daily experiences. This funny mug brings a smile with every sip and makes the perfect gift for anyone who loves a good laugh.
Top 49 Best-Selling Payroll Clerk Quotes & Sayings
Copy any of these proven Payroll Clerk quotes for your Amazon POD mugs. Each quote has been tested for customer appeal and sales performance.
1.All Men Are Created Equal but the Coolest Become a Payroll Clerk
2.I'm a Payroll Clerk. Just Like a Normal Aircraft Mechanic Expect Much Hotter.
3.World's Greatest Payroll Clerk
4.Keep Calm or I Will Use My Payroll Clerk Voice
5.Payroll Clerk. Because Freaking' Genius is Not an Official Job Title.
6.I May Be a Payroll Clerk, but I Can't Fix Stupid People.
7.Do Not Make Me Use My Payroll Clerk Voice
8.Look at You Becoming a Payroll Clerk and Shit
9.I'm a Payroll Clerk. I Don't Argue. I Just Explain Why I'm Right.
10.Payroll Clerk. Because Classy Sassy and a Bit Bad Assy is Not an Official Job Title.
11.Payroll Clerk. I'm Not Arguing. I'm Just Explaining Why I'm Right.
12.Don't Trust a Payroll Clerk That Doesn't Drink Coffee and Say Fuck a Lot
13.I Can't Fix Stupid but I'm a Fairly Decent Payroll Clerk
14.No Matter How Difficult the Days May Get. Never Forget the Reason You Became a Payroll Clerk.
15.I'm a Payroll Clerk. My Level of Sarcasm Depends on Your Level of Stupidity.
16.Best Effin' Payroll Clerk Ever
17.Officially the World's Coolest Payroll Clerk
18.I Am a Payroll Clerk. To Save Time Let's Just Assume I'm Never Wrong.
19.If at First You Don't Succeed, Try Doing What Your Payroll Clerk Told You to Do the First Time.
20.I Am a Payroll Clerk Dad. Just Like a Normal Dad Except Much Cooler.
21.I Am a Payroll Clerk Mom. Just Like a Normal Dad Except Much Cooler.
22.Because I Am the Payroll Clerk. That's Why.
23.Keep Calm, I'm (Almost) a Payroll Clerk.
24.I Don't Need Therapy Because I'm a Payroll Clerk.
25.Amazing Fucking Payroll Clerk
26.I'm That Sexy Payroll Clerk Everybody's Talking About.
27.I'm a Tattooed Payroll Clerk. Just Like a Normal Drug Counselor Except Much Hotter.
28.I Became a Payroll Clerk for the Money and Fame
29.Keep Calm and Let the Payroll Clerk Handle It
30.I Can't Keep Calm I'm a Payroll Clerk
31.Be Nice to Me. I May Be Your Payroll Clerk One Day.
32.Dream Big, Work Hard, and Become an Amazing Payroll Clerk.
33.Future Payroll Clerk
34.Caution: I'm a Retired Payroll Clerk. I Have Stories and All Days to Talk. Stay at Your Own Risk!
35.God Found Some of the Strongest Women and Made Them Payroll Clerk
36.I Love How We Don't Have to Say Out Loud That I'm Your Favorite Payroll Clerk
37.Coffee Gives Me My Payroll Clerk Power
38.Smart Sexy Talented Payroll Clerk
39.My Heart Belongs to a Payroll Clerk
40.Retired Payroll Clerk. Figure It Out Yourself.
41.I'm a Payroll Clerk. I Speak Fluently in Nerd.
42.Payroll Clerk by Day. Ninja by Night.
43.This is What an Awesome Payroll Clerk Looks Like
44.I'm a Payroll Clerk. Not a Magician but I Can See Why You Might Be Confused.
45.I'm Not Perfect but I'm a Payroll Clerk and That's Basically the Same Thing
46.Payroll Clerk by Day, World's Best Dad by Night.
47.Payroll Clerk by Day, World's Best Mom by Night.
48.Sorry This Guy is Already Taken by a Smokin' Hot Payroll Clerk
49.Arguing With a Payroll Clerk is Like Wrestling a Pig in the Mud. Sooner or Later You'll Realize the Pig Likes It.
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