49 Funny Paramedic Quotes for Mugs for Amazon POD Sellers
49 Quotes • Ready to use with PODtomatic
Paramedics have a unique sense of humor that comes from their daily experiences. This funny mug brings a smile with every sip and makes the perfect gift for anyone who loves a good laugh.
Top 49 Best-Selling Paramedic Quotes & Sayings
Copy any of these proven Paramedic quotes for your Amazon POD mugs. Each quote has been tested for customer appeal and sales performance.
1.All Men Are Created Equal but the Coolest Become a Paramedic
2.I'm a Paramedic. Just Like a Normal Aircraft Mechanic Expect Much Hotter.
3.World's Greatest Paramedic
4.Keep Calm or I Will Use My Paramedic Voice
5.Paramedic. Because Freaking' Genius is Not an Official Job Title.
6.I May Be a Paramedic, but I Can't Fix Stupid People.
7.Do Not Make Me Use My Paramedic Voice
8.Look at You Becoming a Paramedic and Shit
9.I'm a Paramedic. I Don't Argue. I Just Explain Why I'm Right.
10.Paramedic. Because Classy Sassy and a Bit Bad Assy is Not an Official Job Title.
11.Paramedic. I'm Not Arguing. I'm Just Explaining Why I'm Right.
12.Don't Trust a Paramedic That Doesn't Drink Coffee and Say Fuck a Lot
13.I Can't Fix Stupid but I'm a Fairly Decent Paramedic
14.No Matter How Difficult the Days May Get. Never Forget the Reason You Became a Paramedic.
15.I'm a Paramedic. My Level of Sarcasm Depends on Your Level of Stupidity.
16.Best Effin' Paramedic Ever
17.Officially the World's Coolest Paramedic
18.I Am a Paramedic. To Save Time Let's Just Assume I'm Never Wrong.
19.If at First You Don't Succeed, Try Doing What Your Paramedic Told You to Do the First Time.
20.I Am a Paramedic Dad. Just Like a Normal Dad Except Much Cooler.
21.I Am a Paramedic Mom. Just Like a Normal Dad Except Much Cooler.
22.Because I Am the Paramedic. That's Why.
23.Keep Calm, I'm (Almost) a Paramedic.
24.I Don't Need Therapy Because I'm a Paramedic.
25.Amazing Fucking Paramedic
26.I'm That Sexy Paramedic Everybody's Talking About.
27.I'm a Tattooed Paramedic. Just Like a Normal Drug Counselor Except Much Hotter.
28.I Became a Paramedic for the Money and Fame
29.Keep Calm and Let the Paramedic Handle It
30.I Can't Keep Calm I'm a Paramedic
31.Be Nice to Me. I May Be Your Paramedic One Day.
32.Dream Big, Work Hard, and Become an Amazing Paramedic.
33.Future Paramedic
34.Caution: I'm a Retired Paramedic. I Have Stories and All Days to Talk. Stay at Your Own Risk!
35.God Found Some of the Strongest Women and Made Them Paramedic
36.I Love How We Don't Have to Say Out Loud That I'm Your Favorite Paramedic
37.Coffee Gives Me My Paramedic Power
38.Smart Sexy Talented Paramedic
39.My Heart Belongs to a Paramedic
40.Retired Paramedic. Figure It Out Yourself.
41.I'm a Paramedic. I Speak Fluently in Nerd.
42.Paramedic by Day. Ninja by Night.
43.This is What an Awesome Paramedic Looks Like
44.I'm a Paramedic. Not a Magician but I Can See Why You Might Be Confused.
45.I'm Not Perfect but I'm a Paramedic and That's Basically the Same Thing
46.Paramedic by Day, World's Best Dad by Night.
47.Paramedic by Day, World's Best Mom by Night.
48.Sorry This Guy is Already Taken by a Smokin' Hot Paramedic
49.Arguing With a Paramedic is Like Wrestling a Pig in the Mud. Sooner or Later You'll Realize the Pig Likes It.
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