49 Funny Oral Surgeon Quotes for Mugs for Amazon POD Sellers
49 Quotes • Ready to use with PODtomatic
Oral Surgeons have a unique sense of humor that comes from their daily experiences. This funny mug brings a smile with every sip and makes the perfect gift for anyone who loves a good laugh.
Top 49 Best-Selling Oral Surgeon Quotes & Sayings
Copy any of these proven Oral Surgeon quotes for your Amazon POD mugs. Each quote has been tested for customer appeal and sales performance.
1.All Men Are Created Equal but the Coolest Become a Oral Surgeon
2.I'm a Oral Surgeon. Just Like a Normal Aircraft Mechanic Expect Much Hotter.
3.World's Greatest Oral Surgeon
4.Keep Calm or I Will Use My Oral Surgeon Voice
5.Oral Surgeon. Because Freaking' Genius is Not an Official Job Title.
6.I May Be a Oral Surgeon, but I Can't Fix Stupid People.
7.Do Not Make Me Use My Oral Surgeon Voice
8.Look at You Becoming a Oral Surgeon and Shit
9.I'm a Oral Surgeon. I Don't Argue. I Just Explain Why I'm Right.
10.Oral Surgeon. Because Classy Sassy and a Bit Bad Assy is Not an Official Job Title.
11.Oral Surgeon. I'm Not Arguing. I'm Just Explaining Why I'm Right.
12.Don't Trust a Oral Surgeon That Doesn't Drink Coffee and Say Fuck a Lot
13.I Can't Fix Stupid but I'm a Fairly Decent Oral Surgeon
14.No Matter How Difficult the Days May Get. Never Forget the Reason You Became a Oral Surgeon.
15.I'm a Oral Surgeon. My Level of Sarcasm Depends on Your Level of Stupidity.
16.Best Effin' Oral Surgeon Ever
17.Officially the World's Coolest Oral Surgeon
18.I Am a Oral Surgeon. To Save Time Let's Just Assume I'm Never Wrong.
19.If at First You Don't Succeed, Try Doing What Your Oral Surgeon Told You to Do the First Time.
20.I Am a Oral Surgeon Dad. Just Like a Normal Dad Except Much Cooler.
21.I Am a Oral Surgeon Mom. Just Like a Normal Dad Except Much Cooler.
22.Because I Am the Oral Surgeon. That's Why.
23.Keep Calm, I'm (Almost) a Oral Surgeon.
24.I Don't Need Therapy Because I'm a Oral Surgeon.
25.Amazing Fucking Oral Surgeon
26.I'm That Sexy Oral Surgeon Everybody's Talking About.
27.I'm a Tattooed Oral Surgeon. Just Like a Normal Drug Counselor Except Much Hotter.
28.I Became a Oral Surgeon for the Money and Fame
29.Keep Calm and Let the Oral Surgeon Handle It
30.I Can't Keep Calm I'm a Oral Surgeon
31.Be Nice to Me. I May Be Your Oral Surgeon One Day.
32.Dream Big, Work Hard, and Become an Amazing Oral Surgeon.
33.Future Oral Surgeon
34.Caution: I'm a Retired Oral Surgeon. I Have Stories and All Days to Talk. Stay at Your Own Risk!
35.God Found Some of the Strongest Women and Made Them Oral Surgeon
36.I Love How We Don't Have to Say Out Loud That I'm Your Favorite Oral Surgeon
37.Coffee Gives Me My Oral Surgeon Power
38.Smart Sexy Talented Oral Surgeon
39.My Heart Belongs to a Oral Surgeon
40.Retired Oral Surgeon. Figure It Out Yourself.
41.I'm a Oral Surgeon. I Speak Fluently in Nerd.
42.Oral Surgeon by Day. Ninja by Night.
43.This is What an Awesome Oral Surgeon Looks Like
44.I'm a Oral Surgeon. Not a Magician but I Can See Why You Might Be Confused.
45.I'm Not Perfect but I'm a Oral Surgeon and That's Basically the Same Thing
46.Oral Surgeon by Day, World's Best Dad by Night.
47.Oral Surgeon by Day, World's Best Mom by Night.
48.Sorry This Guy is Already Taken by a Smokin' Hot Oral Surgeon
49.Arguing With a Oral Surgeon is Like Wrestling a Pig in the Mud. Sooner or Later You'll Realize the Pig Likes It.
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