20 Funny Microbiology Quotes for Mugs for Amazon POD Sellers

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Microbiologys have a unique sense of humor that comes from their daily experiences. This funny mug brings a smile with every sip and makes the perfect gift for anyone who loves a good laugh.

Top 20 Best-Selling Microbiology Quotes & Sayings

Copy any of these proven Microbiology quotes for your Amazon POD mugs. Each quote has been tested for customer appeal and sales performance.

1. There’s no ‘I’ in team, but there is in E. coli.
2. My PCR game is hotter than my salsa.
3. Can I borrow your petri dish? I need a culture.
4. Life is better under a microscope.
5. Will work for agar plates and coffee.
6. Just another day fighting the good bacteria!
7. I make science look bacteria-licious!
8. Sorry, I can’t; I’m in a microbial relationship.
9. Some days I feel like I’m just a test tube with feelings.
10. Keep calm and just add agar.
11. Microbiologist: Living my life one pipette at a time.
12. My heart beats for bacteria and coffee.
13. In a committed relationship with my centrifuge.
14. Education is important, but microbiology is importanter.
15. Born to culture, forced to work.
16. Warning: May spontaneously talk about microbiomes.
17. My lab coat is my superhero cape!
18. I’m just here for the yeast and the knowledge.
19. Why did the bacterium cross the road? Because it was attached to the biofilm!
20. Stressed, blessed, and lab-dressed.

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