49 Funny Medical Assistant Quotes for Mugs for Amazon POD Sellers
49 Quotes • Ready to use with PODtomatic
Medical Assistants have a unique sense of humor that comes from their daily experiences. This funny mug brings a smile with every sip and makes the perfect gift for anyone who loves a good laugh.
Top 49 Best-Selling Medical Assistant Quotes & Sayings
Copy any of these proven Medical Assistant quotes for your Amazon POD mugs. Each quote has been tested for customer appeal and sales performance.
1.All Men Are Created Equal but the Coolest Become a Medical Assistant
2.I'm a Medical Assistant. Just Like a Normal Aircraft Mechanic Expect Much Hotter.
3.World's Greatest Medical Assistant
4.Keep Calm or I Will Use My Medical Assistant Voice
5.Medical Assistant. Because Freaking' Genius is Not an Official Job Title.
6.I May Be a Medical Assistant, but I Can't Fix Stupid People.
7.Do Not Make Me Use My Medical Assistant Voice
8.Look at You Becoming a Medical Assistant and Shit
9.I'm a Medical Assistant. I Don't Argue. I Just Explain Why I'm Right.
10.Medical Assistant. Because Classy Sassy and a Bit Bad Assy is Not an Official Job Title.
11.Medical Assistant. I'm Not Arguing. I'm Just Explaining Why I'm Right.
12.Don't Trust a Medical Assistant That Doesn't Drink Coffee and Say Fuck a Lot
13.I Can't Fix Stupid but I'm a Fairly Decent Medical Assistant
14.No Matter How Difficult the Days May Get. Never Forget the Reason You Became a Medical Assistant.
15.I'm a Medical Assistant. My Level of Sarcasm Depends on Your Level of Stupidity.
16.Best Effin' Medical Assistant Ever
17.Officially the World's Coolest Medical Assistant
18.I Am a Medical Assistant. To Save Time Let's Just Assume I'm Never Wrong.
19.If at First You Don't Succeed, Try Doing What Your Medical Assistant Told You to Do the First Time.
20.I Am a Medical Assistant Dad. Just Like a Normal Dad Except Much Cooler.
21.I Am a Medical Assistant Mom. Just Like a Normal Dad Except Much Cooler.
22.Because I Am the Medical Assistant. That's Why.
23.Keep Calm, I'm (Almost) a Medical Assistant.
24.I Don't Need Therapy Because I'm a Medical Assistant.
25.Amazing Fucking Medical Assistant
26.I'm That Sexy Medical Assistant Everybody's Talking About.
27.I'm a Tattooed Medical Assistant. Just Like a Normal Drug Counselor Except Much Hotter.
28.I Became a Medical Assistant for the Money and Fame
29.Keep Calm and Let the Medical Assistant Handle It
30.I Can't Keep Calm I'm a Medical Assistant
31.Be Nice to Me. I May Be Your Medical Assistant One Day.
32.Dream Big, Work Hard, and Become an Amazing Medical Assistant.
33.Future Medical Assistant
34.Caution: I'm a Retired Medical Assistant. I Have Stories and All Days to Talk. Stay at Your Own Risk!
35.God Found Some of the Strongest Women and Made Them Medical Assistant
36.I Love How We Don't Have to Say Out Loud That I'm Your Favorite Medical Assistant
37.Coffee Gives Me My Medical Assistant Power
38.Smart Sexy Talented Medical Assistant
39.My Heart Belongs to a Medical Assistant
40.Retired Medical Assistant. Figure It Out Yourself.
41.I'm a Medical Assistant. I Speak Fluently in Nerd.
42.Medical Assistant by Day. Ninja by Night.
43.This is What an Awesome Medical Assistant Looks Like
44.I'm a Medical Assistant. Not a Magician but I Can See Why You Might Be Confused.
45.I'm Not Perfect but I'm a Medical Assistant and That's Basically the Same Thing
46.Medical Assistant by Day, World's Best Dad by Night.
47.Medical Assistant by Day, World's Best Mom by Night.
48.Sorry This Guy is Already Taken by a Smokin' Hot Medical Assistant
49.Arguing With a Medical Assistant is Like Wrestling a Pig in the Mud. Sooner or Later You'll Realize the Pig Likes It.
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