49 Funny Mechanic Quotes for Mugs for Amazon POD Sellers
49 Quotes • Ready to use with PODtomatic
Mechanics keep vehicles running smoothly, using skill and experience to diagnose and fix complex problems. This funny mug is perfect for those early mornings in the garage and celebrates their expertise.
Top 49 Best-Selling Mechanic Quotes & Sayings
Copy any of these proven Mechanic quotes for your Amazon POD mugs. Each quote has been tested for customer appeal and sales performance.
1.All Men Are Created Equal but the Coolest Become a Mechanic
2.I'm a Mechanic. Just Like a Normal Aircraft Mechanic Expect Much Hotter.
3.World's Greatest Mechanic
4.Keep Calm or I Will Use My Mechanic Voice
5.Mechanic. Because Freaking' Genius is Not an Official Job Title.
6.I May Be a Mechanic, but I Can't Fix Stupid People.
7.Do Not Make Me Use My Mechanic Voice
8.Look at You Becoming a Mechanic and Shit
9.I'm a Mechanic. I Don't Argue. I Just Explain Why I'm Right.
10.Mechanic. Because Classy Sassy and a Bit Bad Assy is Not an Official Job Title.
11.Mechanic. I'm Not Arguing. I'm Just Explaining Why I'm Right.
12.Don't Trust a Mechanic That Doesn't Drink Coffee and Say Fuck a Lot
13.I Can't Fix Stupid but I'm a Fairly Decent Mechanic
14.No Matter How Difficult the Days May Get. Never Forget the Reason You Became a Mechanic.
15.I'm a Mechanic. My Level of Sarcasm Depends on Your Level of Stupidity.
16.Best Effin' Mechanic Ever
17.Officially the World's Coolest Mechanic
18.I Am a Mechanic. To Save Time Let's Just Assume I'm Never Wrong.
19.If at First You Don't Succeed, Try Doing What Your Mechanic Told You to Do the First Time.
20.I Am a Mechanic Dad. Just Like a Normal Dad Except Much Cooler.
21.I Am a Mechanic Mom. Just Like a Normal Dad Except Much Cooler.
22.Because I Am the Mechanic. That's Why.
23.Keep Calm, I'm (Almost) a Mechanic.
24.I Don't Need Therapy Because I'm a Mechanic.
25.Amazing Fucking Mechanic
26.I'm That Sexy Mechanic Everybody's Talking About.
27.I'm a Tattooed Mechanic. Just Like a Normal Drug Counselor Except Much Hotter.
28.I Became a Mechanic for the Money and Fame
29.Keep Calm and Let the Mechanic Handle It
30.I Can't Keep Calm I'm a Mechanic
31.Be Nice to Me. I May Be Your Mechanic One Day.
32.Dream Big, Work Hard, and Become an Amazing Mechanic.
33.Future Mechanic
34.Caution: I'm a Retired Mechanic. I Have Stories and All Days to Talk. Stay at Your Own Risk!
35.God Found Some of the Strongest Women and Made Them Mechanic
36.I Love How We Don't Have to Say Out Loud That I'm Your Favorite Mechanic
37.Coffee Gives Me My Mechanic Power
38.Smart Sexy Talented Mechanic
39.My Heart Belongs to a Mechanic
40.Retired Mechanic. Figure It Out Yourself.
41.I'm a Mechanic. I Speak Fluently in Nerd.
42.Mechanic by Day. Ninja by Night.
43.This is What an Awesome Mechanic Looks Like
44.I'm a Mechanic. Not a Magician but I Can See Why You Might Be Confused.
45.I'm Not Perfect but I'm a Mechanic and That's Basically the Same Thing
46.Mechanic by Day, World's Best Dad by Night.
47.Mechanic by Day, World's Best Mom by Night.
48.Sorry This Guy is Already Taken by a Smokin' Hot Mechanic
49.Arguing With a Mechanic is Like Wrestling a Pig in the Mud. Sooner or Later You'll Realize the Pig Likes It.
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