49 Funny Mail Carrier Quotes for Mugs for Amazon POD Sellers
49 Quotes • Ready to use with PODtomatic
Mail Carriers have a unique sense of humor that comes from their daily experiences. This funny mug brings a smile with every sip and makes the perfect gift for anyone who loves a good laugh.
Top 49 Best-Selling Mail Carrier Quotes & Sayings
Copy any of these proven Mail Carrier quotes for your Amazon POD mugs. Each quote has been tested for customer appeal and sales performance.
1.All Men Are Created Equal but the Coolest Become a Mail Carrier
2.I'm a Mail Carrier. Just Like a Normal Aircraft Mechanic Expect Much Hotter.
3.World's Greatest Mail Carrier
4.Keep Calm or I Will Use My Mail Carrier Voice
5.Mail Carrier. Because Freaking' Genius is Not an Official Job Title.
6.I May Be a Mail Carrier, but I Can't Fix Stupid People.
7.Do Not Make Me Use My Mail Carrier Voice
8.Look at You Becoming a Mail Carrier and Shit
9.I'm a Mail Carrier. I Don't Argue. I Just Explain Why I'm Right.
10.Mail Carrier. Because Classy Sassy and a Bit Bad Assy is Not an Official Job Title.
11.Mail Carrier. I'm Not Arguing. I'm Just Explaining Why I'm Right.
12.Don't Trust a Mail Carrier That Doesn't Drink Coffee and Say Fuck a Lot
13.I Can't Fix Stupid but I'm a Fairly Decent Mail Carrier
14.No Matter How Difficult the Days May Get. Never Forget the Reason You Became a Mail Carrier.
15.I'm a Mail Carrier. My Level of Sarcasm Depends on Your Level of Stupidity.
16.Best Effin' Mail Carrier Ever
17.Officially the World's Coolest Mail Carrier
18.I Am a Mail Carrier. To Save Time Let's Just Assume I'm Never Wrong.
19.If at First You Don't Succeed, Try Doing What Your Mail Carrier Told You to Do the First Time.
20.I Am a Mail Carrier Dad. Just Like a Normal Dad Except Much Cooler.
21.I Am a Mail Carrier Mom. Just Like a Normal Dad Except Much Cooler.
22.Because I Am the Mail Carrier. That's Why.
23.Keep Calm, I'm (Almost) a Mail Carrier.
24.I Don't Need Therapy Because I'm a Mail Carrier.
25.Amazing Fucking Mail Carrier
26.I'm That Sexy Mail Carrier Everybody's Talking About.
27.I'm a Tattooed Mail Carrier. Just Like a Normal Drug Counselor Except Much Hotter.
28.I Became a Mail Carrier for the Money and Fame
29.Keep Calm and Let the Mail Carrier Handle It
30.I Can't Keep Calm I'm a Mail Carrier
31.Be Nice to Me. I May Be Your Mail Carrier One Day.
32.Dream Big, Work Hard, and Become an Amazing Mail Carrier.
33.Future Mail Carrier
34.Caution: I'm a Retired Mail Carrier. I Have Stories and All Days to Talk. Stay at Your Own Risk!
35.God Found Some of the Strongest Women and Made Them Mail Carrier
36.I Love How We Don't Have to Say Out Loud That I'm Your Favorite Mail Carrier
37.Coffee Gives Me My Mail Carrier Power
38.Smart Sexy Talented Mail Carrier
39.My Heart Belongs to a Mail Carrier
40.Retired Mail Carrier. Figure It Out Yourself.
41.I'm a Mail Carrier. I Speak Fluently in Nerd.
42.Mail Carrier by Day. Ninja by Night.
43.This is What an Awesome Mail Carrier Looks Like
44.I'm a Mail Carrier. Not a Magician but I Can See Why You Might Be Confused.
45.I'm Not Perfect but I'm a Mail Carrier and That's Basically the Same Thing
46.Mail Carrier by Day, World's Best Dad by Night.
47.Mail Carrier by Day, World's Best Mom by Night.
48.Sorry This Guy is Already Taken by a Smokin' Hot Mail Carrier
49.Arguing With a Mail Carrier is Like Wrestling a Pig in the Mud. Sooner or Later You'll Realize the Pig Likes It.
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