49 Funny Law Enforcement Officer Quotes for Mugs for Amazon POD Sellers
49 Quotes • Ready to use with PODtomatic
Law Enforcement Officers have a unique sense of humor that comes from their daily experiences. This funny mug brings a smile with every sip and makes the perfect gift for anyone who loves a good laugh.
Top 49 Best-Selling Law Enforcement Officer Quotes & Sayings
Copy any of these proven Law Enforcement Officer quotes for your Amazon POD mugs. Each quote has been tested for customer appeal and sales performance.
1.All Men Are Created Equal but the Coolest Become a Law Enforcement Officer
2.I'm a Law Enforcement Officer. Just Like a Normal Aircraft Mechanic Expect Much Hotter.
3.World's Greatest Law Enforcement Officer
4.Keep Calm or I Will Use My Law Enforcement Officer Voice
5.Law Enforcement Officer. Because Freaking' Genius is Not an Official Job Title.
6.I May Be a Law Enforcement Officer, but I Can't Fix Stupid People.
7.Do Not Make Me Use My Law Enforcement Officer Voice
8.Look at You Becoming a Law Enforcement Officer and Shit
9.I'm a Law Enforcement Officer. I Don't Argue. I Just Explain Why I'm Right.
10.Law Enforcement Officer. Because Classy Sassy and a Bit Bad Assy is Not an Official Job Title.
11.Law Enforcement Officer. I'm Not Arguing. I'm Just Explaining Why I'm Right.
12.Don't Trust a Law Enforcement Officer That Doesn't Drink Coffee and Say Fuck a Lot
13.I Can't Fix Stupid but I'm a Fairly Decent Law Enforcement Officer
14.No Matter How Difficult the Days May Get. Never Forget the Reason You Became a Law Enforcement Officer.
15.I'm a Law Enforcement Officer. My Level of Sarcasm Depends on Your Level of Stupidity.
16.Best Effin' Law Enforcement Officer Ever
17.Officially the World's Coolest Law Enforcement Officer
18.I Am a Law Enforcement Officer. To Save Time Let's Just Assume I'm Never Wrong.
19.If at First You Don't Succeed, Try Doing What Your Law Enforcement Officer Told You to Do the First Time.
20.I Am a Law Enforcement Officer Dad. Just Like a Normal Dad Except Much Cooler.
21.I Am a Law Enforcement Officer Mom. Just Like a Normal Dad Except Much Cooler.
22.Because I Am the Law Enforcement Officer. That's Why.
23.Keep Calm, I'm (Almost) a Law Enforcement Officer.
24.I Don't Need Therapy Because I'm a Law Enforcement Officer.
25.Amazing Fucking Law Enforcement Officer
26.I'm That Sexy Law Enforcement Officer Everybody's Talking About.
27.I'm a Tattooed Law Enforcement Officer. Just Like a Normal Drug Counselor Except Much Hotter.
28.I Became a Law Enforcement Officer for the Money and Fame
29.Keep Calm and Let the Law Enforcement Officer Handle It
30.I Can't Keep Calm I'm a Law Enforcement Officer
31.Be Nice to Me. I May Be Your Law Enforcement Officer One Day.
32.Dream Big, Work Hard, and Become an Amazing Law Enforcement Officer.
33.Future Law Enforcement Officer
34.Caution: I'm a Retired Law Enforcement Officer. I Have Stories and All Days to Talk. Stay at Your Own Risk!
35.God Found Some of the Strongest Women and Made Them Law Enforcement Officer
36.I Love How We Don't Have to Say Out Loud That I'm Your Favorite Law Enforcement Officer
37.Coffee Gives Me My Law Enforcement Officer Power
38.Smart Sexy Talented Law Enforcement Officer
39.My Heart Belongs to a Law Enforcement Officer
40.Retired Law Enforcement Officer. Figure It Out Yourself.
41.I'm a Law Enforcement Officer. I Speak Fluently in Nerd.
42.Law Enforcement Officer by Day. Ninja by Night.
43.This is What an Awesome Law Enforcement Officer Looks Like
44.I'm a Law Enforcement Officer. Not a Magician but I Can See Why You Might Be Confused.
45.I'm Not Perfect but I'm a Law Enforcement Officer and That's Basically the Same Thing
46.Law Enforcement Officer by Day, World's Best Dad by Night.
47.Law Enforcement Officer by Day, World's Best Mom by Night.
48.Sorry This Guy is Already Taken by a Smokin' Hot Law Enforcement Officer
49.Arguing With a Law Enforcement Officer is Like Wrestling a Pig in the Mud. Sooner or Later You'll Realize the Pig Likes It.
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