49 Funny General Manager Quotes for Mugs for Amazon POD Sellers
49 Quotes • Ready to use with PODtomatic
General Managers have a unique sense of humor that comes from their daily experiences. This funny mug brings a smile with every sip and makes the perfect gift for anyone who loves a good laugh.
Top 49 Best-Selling General Manager Quotes & Sayings
Copy any of these proven General Manager quotes for your Amazon POD mugs. Each quote has been tested for customer appeal and sales performance.
1.All Men Are Created Equal but the Coolest Become a General Manager
2.I'm a General Manager. Just Like a Normal Aircraft Mechanic Expect Much Hotter.
3.World's Greatest General Manager
4.Keep Calm or I Will Use My General Manager Voice
5.General Manager. Because Freaking' Genius is Not an Official Job Title.
6.I May Be a General Manager, but I Can't Fix Stupid People.
7.Do Not Make Me Use My General Manager Voice
8.Look at You Becoming a General Manager and Shit
9.I'm a General Manager. I Don't Argue. I Just Explain Why I'm Right.
10.General Manager. Because Classy Sassy and a Bit Bad Assy is Not an Official Job Title.
11.General Manager. I'm Not Arguing. I'm Just Explaining Why I'm Right.
12.Don't Trust a General Manager That Doesn't Drink Coffee and Say Fuck a Lot
13.I Can't Fix Stupid but I'm a Fairly Decent General Manager
14.No Matter How Difficult the Days May Get. Never Forget the Reason You Became a General Manager.
15.I'm a General Manager. My Level of Sarcasm Depends on Your Level of Stupidity.
16.Best Effin' General Manager Ever
17.Officially the World's Coolest General Manager
18.I Am a General Manager. To Save Time Let's Just Assume I'm Never Wrong.
19.If at First You Don't Succeed, Try Doing What Your General Manager Told You to Do the First Time.
20.I Am a General Manager Dad. Just Like a Normal Dad Except Much Cooler.
21.I Am a General Manager Mom. Just Like a Normal Dad Except Much Cooler.
22.Because I Am the General Manager. That's Why.
23.Keep Calm, I'm (Almost) a General Manager.
24.I Don't Need Therapy Because I'm a General Manager.
25.Amazing Fucking General Manager
26.I'm That Sexy General Manager Everybody's Talking About.
27.I'm a Tattooed General Manager. Just Like a Normal Drug Counselor Except Much Hotter.
28.I Became a General Manager for the Money and Fame
29.Keep Calm and Let the General Manager Handle It
30.I Can't Keep Calm I'm a General Manager
31.Be Nice to Me. I May Be Your General Manager One Day.
32.Dream Big, Work Hard, and Become an Amazing General Manager.
33.Future General Manager
34.Caution: I'm a Retired General Manager. I Have Stories and All Days to Talk. Stay at Your Own Risk!
35.God Found Some of the Strongest Women and Made Them General Manager
36.I Love How We Don't Have to Say Out Loud That I'm Your Favorite General Manager
37.Coffee Gives Me My General Manager Power
38.Smart Sexy Talented General Manager
39.My Heart Belongs to a General Manager
40.Retired General Manager. Figure It Out Yourself.
41.I'm a General Manager. I Speak Fluently in Nerd.
42.General Manager by Day. Ninja by Night.
43.This is What an Awesome General Manager Looks Like
44.I'm a General Manager. Not a Magician but I Can See Why You Might Be Confused.
45.I'm Not Perfect but I'm a General Manager and That's Basically the Same Thing
46.General Manager by Day, World's Best Dad by Night.
47.General Manager by Day, World's Best Mom by Night.
48.Sorry This Guy is Already Taken by a Smokin' Hot General Manager
49.Arguing With a General Manager is Like Wrestling a Pig in the Mud. Sooner or Later You'll Realize the Pig Likes It.
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