49 Funny Funeral Director Quotes for Mugs for Amazon POD Sellers
49 Quotes • Ready to use with PODtomatic
Funeral Directors have a unique sense of humor that comes from their daily experiences. This funny mug brings a smile with every sip and makes the perfect gift for anyone who loves a good laugh.
Top 49 Best-Selling Funeral Director Quotes & Sayings
Copy any of these proven Funeral Director quotes for your Amazon POD mugs. Each quote has been tested for customer appeal and sales performance.
1.All Men Are Created Equal but the Coolest Become a Funeral Director
2.I'm a Funeral Director. Just Like a Normal Aircraft Mechanic Expect Much Hotter.
3.World's Greatest Funeral Director
4.Keep Calm or I Will Use My Funeral Director Voice
5.Funeral Director. Because Freaking' Genius is Not an Official Job Title.
6.I May Be a Funeral Director, but I Can't Fix Stupid People.
7.Do Not Make Me Use My Funeral Director Voice
8.Look at You Becoming a Funeral Director and Shit
9.I'm a Funeral Director. I Don't Argue. I Just Explain Why I'm Right.
10.Funeral Director. Because Classy Sassy and a Bit Bad Assy is Not an Official Job Title.
11.Funeral Director. I'm Not Arguing. I'm Just Explaining Why I'm Right.
12.Don't Trust a Funeral Director That Doesn't Drink Coffee and Say Fuck a Lot
13.I Can't Fix Stupid but I'm a Fairly Decent Funeral Director
14.No Matter How Difficult the Days May Get. Never Forget the Reason You Became a Funeral Director.
15.I'm a Funeral Director. My Level of Sarcasm Depends on Your Level of Stupidity.
16.Best Effin' Funeral Director Ever
17.Officially the World's Coolest Funeral Director
18.I Am a Funeral Director. To Save Time Let's Just Assume I'm Never Wrong.
19.If at First You Don't Succeed, Try Doing What Your Funeral Director Told You to Do the First Time.
20.I Am a Funeral Director Dad. Just Like a Normal Dad Except Much Cooler.
21.I Am a Funeral Director Mom. Just Like a Normal Dad Except Much Cooler.
22.Because I Am the Funeral Director. That's Why.
23.Keep Calm, I'm (Almost) a Funeral Director.
24.I Don't Need Therapy Because I'm a Funeral Director.
25.Amazing Fucking Funeral Director
26.I'm That Sexy Funeral Director Everybody's Talking About.
27.I'm a Tattooed Funeral Director. Just Like a Normal Drug Counselor Except Much Hotter.
28.I Became a Funeral Director for the Money and Fame
29.Keep Calm and Let the Funeral Director Handle It
30.I Can't Keep Calm I'm a Funeral Director
31.Be Nice to Me. I May Be Your Funeral Director One Day.
32.Dream Big, Work Hard, and Become an Amazing Funeral Director.
33.Future Funeral Director
34.Caution: I'm a Retired Funeral Director. I Have Stories and All Days to Talk. Stay at Your Own Risk!
35.God Found Some of the Strongest Women and Made Them Funeral Director
36.I Love How We Don't Have to Say Out Loud That I'm Your Favorite Funeral Director
37.Coffee Gives Me My Funeral Director Power
38.Smart Sexy Talented Funeral Director
39.My Heart Belongs to a Funeral Director
40.Retired Funeral Director. Figure It Out Yourself.
41.I'm a Funeral Director. I Speak Fluently in Nerd.
42.Funeral Director by Day. Ninja by Night.
43.This is What an Awesome Funeral Director Looks Like
44.I'm a Funeral Director. Not a Magician but I Can See Why You Might Be Confused.
45.I'm Not Perfect but I'm a Funeral Director and That's Basically the Same Thing
46.Funeral Director by Day, World's Best Dad by Night.
47.Funeral Director by Day, World's Best Mom by Night.
48.Sorry This Guy is Already Taken by a Smokin' Hot Funeral Director
49.Arguing With a Funeral Director is Like Wrestling a Pig in the Mud. Sooner or Later You'll Realize the Pig Likes It.
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