49 Funny Flight Attendant Quotes for Mugs for Amazon POD Sellers
49 Quotes • Ready to use with PODtomatic
Flight Attendants have a unique sense of humor that comes from their daily experiences. This funny mug brings a smile with every sip and makes the perfect gift for anyone who loves a good laugh.
Top 49 Best-Selling Flight Attendant Quotes & Sayings
Copy any of these proven Flight Attendant quotes for your Amazon POD mugs. Each quote has been tested for customer appeal and sales performance.
1.All Men Are Created Equal but the Coolest Become a Flight Attendant
2.I'm a Flight Attendant. Just Like a Normal Aircraft Mechanic Expect Much Hotter.
3.World's Greatest Flight Attendant
4.Keep Calm or I Will Use My Flight Attendant Voice
5.Flight Attendant. Because Freaking' Genius is Not an Official Job Title.
6.I May Be a Flight Attendant, but I Can't Fix Stupid People.
7.Do Not Make Me Use My Flight Attendant Voice
8.Look at You Becoming a Flight Attendant and Shit
9.I'm a Flight Attendant. I Don't Argue. I Just Explain Why I'm Right.
10.Flight Attendant. Because Classy Sassy and a Bit Bad Assy is Not an Official Job Title.
11.Flight Attendant. I'm Not Arguing. I'm Just Explaining Why I'm Right.
12.Don't Trust a Flight Attendant That Doesn't Drink Coffee and Say Fuck a Lot
13.I Can't Fix Stupid but I'm a Fairly Decent Flight Attendant
14.No Matter How Difficult the Days May Get. Never Forget the Reason You Became a Flight Attendant.
15.I'm a Flight Attendant. My Level of Sarcasm Depends on Your Level of Stupidity.
16.Best Effin' Flight Attendant Ever
17.Officially the World's Coolest Flight Attendant
18.I Am a Flight Attendant. To Save Time Let's Just Assume I'm Never Wrong.
19.If at First You Don't Succeed, Try Doing What Your Flight Attendant Told You to Do the First Time.
20.I Am a Flight Attendant Dad. Just Like a Normal Dad Except Much Cooler.
21.I Am a Flight Attendant Mom. Just Like a Normal Dad Except Much Cooler.
22.Because I Am the Flight Attendant. That's Why.
23.Keep Calm, I'm (Almost) a Flight Attendant.
24.I Don't Need Therapy Because I'm a Flight Attendant.
25.Amazing Fucking Flight Attendant
26.I'm That Sexy Flight Attendant Everybody's Talking About.
27.I'm a Tattooed Flight Attendant. Just Like a Normal Drug Counselor Except Much Hotter.
28.I Became a Flight Attendant for the Money and Fame
29.Keep Calm and Let the Flight Attendant Handle It
30.I Can't Keep Calm I'm a Flight Attendant
31.Be Nice to Me. I May Be Your Flight Attendant One Day.
32.Dream Big, Work Hard, and Become an Amazing Flight Attendant.
33.Future Flight Attendant
34.Caution: I'm a Retired Flight Attendant. I Have Stories and All Days to Talk. Stay at Your Own Risk!
35.God Found Some of the Strongest Women and Made Them Flight Attendant
36.I Love How We Don't Have to Say Out Loud That I'm Your Favorite Flight Attendant
37.Coffee Gives Me My Flight Attendant Power
38.Smart Sexy Talented Flight Attendant
39.My Heart Belongs to a Flight Attendant
40.Retired Flight Attendant. Figure It Out Yourself.
41.I'm a Flight Attendant. I Speak Fluently in Nerd.
42.Flight Attendant by Day. Ninja by Night.
43.This is What an Awesome Flight Attendant Looks Like
44.I'm a Flight Attendant. Not a Magician but I Can See Why You Might Be Confused.
45.I'm Not Perfect but I'm a Flight Attendant and That's Basically the Same Thing
46.Flight Attendant by Day, World's Best Dad by Night.
47.Flight Attendant by Day, World's Best Mom by Night.
48.Sorry This Guy is Already Taken by a Smokin' Hot Flight Attendant
49.Arguing With a Flight Attendant is Like Wrestling a Pig in the Mud. Sooner or Later You'll Realize the Pig Likes It.
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