Top 149 Best-Selling Engineer Quotes & Sayings
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1. I turn coffee into code.
2. Engineering: solving problems you didn’t know existed.
3. Will work for coffee and software.
4. In my defense, I was left unsupervised.
5. Trust me, I'm an engineer!
6. Measure twice, cut once, sip coffee first.
7. Keep calm and engineer on.
8. I like my coffee strong and my designs robust.
9. Just another day in the CAD lab.
10. Error 404: Coffee not found.
11. Schematic: the original blueprint for coffee breaks.
12. Engineers do it with precision!
13. I build, therefore I drink.
14. Power naps are also part of the equation.
15. Ctrl + Alt + Brew: coffee engineer style!
16. Real engineers always have a backup plan... and coffee.
17. Debugging: the art of removing caffeine-induced errors.
18. Wiring my life together, one coffee cup at a time.
19. Eat. Sleep. Engineer. Repeat.
20. If at first, you don’t succeed, call it version 1.0.
21. The best ideas start with “What if?”
22. I’ve got 99 problems, but a bridge ain’t one.
23. Coffee: my primary power source.
24. Engineering is just applied coffee science.
25. Turning coffee into prototypes since day one.
26. I'm an engineer. I can fix that with duct tape.
27. I fix problems, not coffee machines.
28. I design, therefore I caffeinate.
29. Stop, collaborate, and caffeinate.
30. Creative minds run on coffee and calculations.
31. Why did the engineer cross the road? To optimize it!
32. In engineering, we trust - coffee is a must!
33. Just a notch above mere mortals with caffeine.
34. Engineers: we make solutions happen, one sip at a time.
35. The hardest part of engineering? Getting your coffee temperature right!
36. Stay grounded, unless you’re working with quantum!
37. Proud member of the caffeine engineers club.
38. Engineering: where imagination meets calculations… and coffee!
39. An engineer's guide to life: Think, Drink, Build.
40. Life's too short for bad design or weak coffee.
41. Engineering is all about balance: equations and caffeine.
42. Good things come to those who caffeinate.
43. Engineers: we turn theories into caffeine-fueled reality.
44. On a scale of 1 to 10, I’m a solid caffeine.
45. Engineering is 10% inspiration, 90% caffeine.
46. We put the “E” in efficiency… and espresso!
47. Caffeine is to engineers as fuel is to rockets.
48. My favorite equation: caffeine + creativity = genius!
49. The more coffee I drink, the more I engineer!
50. My office is powered by coffee and creativity.
51. Your math teacher is a constant variable.
52. Debugging: the only place where failure is an option.
53. I don't always test my code, but when I do, I do it in production.
54. Real engineers fix the problem before the coffee.
55. My version of a vacation? Out of office replies.
56. Syntax errors: the dance moves of the computer world.
57. I run on coffee, code, and occasional chaos.
58. Warning: engineering mind at work—approach with caution!
59. In my defense, I thought it was a feature!
60. You had me at "Hello World!
61. I'm silently correcting your calculations.
62. Why fix it? I can make it worse first!
63. Proud owner of a bin full of broken prototypes.
64. All my solutions are just beautifully crafted hacks.
65. I can calculate the trajectory, but I can't find my keys.
66. I design for failure; it’s just more fun that way!
67. Specifications? More like suggestions!
68. My code is like fine wine; it gets better with a lot of work and a little time.
69. I engineer my life one coffee cup at a time.
70. What do you mean "I can't use Excel for that?
71. Got a problem? I have a circuit for that!
72. Every engineer knows that the best ideas come after 3 PM.
73. I love deadlines; I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by.
74. If it can’t be fixed with duct tape, you're not using enough!
75. Measure twice, cut once, panic when you’ve miscalculated.
76. Roses are red, violets are blue, I solve your problems... and break a few!
77. Life is short; run simulations, not just tests.
78. I build things because my dreams don’t fit in a spreadsheet.
79. Just because it's not broken doesn't mean I can't improve it!
80. I'm an engineer; I fix problems before they know they're problems.
81. My only hobby? Over-engineering everything.
82. Move fast and break things—my personal mantra!
83. I don't sleep, I just debug in my dreams.
84. Future engineer: code it, don’t just dream it.
85. If things aren’t breaking, you’re not pushing hard enough!
86. Trying to find a solution? Just Google it… right?
87. I engineer caffeine into every project!
88. You can't spell "engineer" without "nerd"!
89. I made my code self-aware—it’s just ignoring my commands.
90. I didn't choose the engineering life; the engineering life chose me.
91. Engineering: creating problems so I can creatively solve them!
92. Every great idea starts with "What if we…?
93. My mind runs at 1s and 0s, but my heart runs on caffeine.
94. Sometimes I just need to unplug and replug.
95. They say knowledge is power; I say it's just a better circuit!
96. Over-engineered? Never heard of it!
97. I find solutions in the most complex algorithms.
98. In engineering, 'quick fix' is my love language.
99. I measure success in successfully running simulations.
100. My code isn’t broken; it’s just comprehensively challenged!
101. All Men Are Created Equal but the Coolest Become a Engineer
102. I'm a Engineer. Just Like a Normal Aircraft Mechanic Expect Much Hotter.
103. World's Greatest Engineer
104. Keep Calm or I Will Use My Engineer Voice
105. Engineer. Because Freaking' Genius is Not an Official Job Title.
106. I May Be a Engineer, but I Can't Fix Stupid People.
107. Do Not Make Me Use My Engineer Voice
108. Look at You Becoming a Engineer and Shit
109. I'm a Engineer. I Don't Argue. I Just Explain Why I'm Right.
110. Engineer. Because Classy Sassy and a Bit Bad Assy is Not an Official Job Title.
111. Engineer. I'm Not Arguing. I'm Just Explaining Why I'm Right.
112. Don't Trust a Engineer That Doesn't Drink Coffee and Say Fuck a Lot
113. I Can't Fix Stupid but I'm a Fairly Decent Engineer
114. No Matter How Difficult the Days May Get. Never Forget the Reason You Became a Engineer.
115. I'm a Engineer. My Level of Sarcasm Depends on Your Level of Stupidity.
116. Best Effin' Engineer Ever
117. Officially the World's Coolest Engineer
118. I Am a Engineer. To Save Time Let's Just Assume I'm Never Wrong.
119. If at First You Don't Succeed, Try Doing What Your Engineer Told You to Do the First Time.
120. I Am a Engineer Dad. Just Like a Normal Dad Except Much Cooler.
121. I Am a Engineer Mom. Just Like a Normal Dad Except Much Cooler.
122. Because I Am the Engineer. That's Why.
123. Keep Calm, I'm (Almost) a Engineer.
124. I Don't Need Therapy Because I'm a Engineer.
125. Amazing Fucking Engineer
126. I'm That Sexy Engineer Everybody's Talking About.
127. I'm a Tattooed Engineer. Just Like a Normal Drug Counselor Except Much Hotter.
128. I Became a Engineer for the Money and Fame
129. Keep Calm and Let the Engineer Handle It
130. I Can't Keep Calm I'm a Engineer
131. Be Nice to Me. I May Be Your Engineer One Day.
132. Dream Big, Work Hard, and Become an Amazing Engineer.
133. Future Engineer
134. Caution: I'm a Retired Engineer. I Have Stories and All Days to Talk. Stay at Your Own Risk!
135. God Found Some of the Strongest Women and Made Them Engineer
136. I Love How We Don't Have to Say Out Loud That I'm Your Favorite Engineer
137. Coffee Gives Me My Engineer Power
138. Smart Sexy Talented Engineer
139. My Heart Belongs to a Engineer
140. Retired Engineer. Figure It Out Yourself.
141. I'm a Engineer. I Speak Fluently in Nerd.
142. Engineer by Day. Ninja by Night.
143. This is What an Awesome Engineer Looks Like
144. I'm a Engineer. Not a Magician but I Can See Why You Might Be Confused.
145. I'm Not Perfect but I'm a Engineer and That's Basically the Same Thing
146. Engineer by Day, World's Best Dad by Night.
147. Engineer by Day, World's Best Mom by Night.
148. Sorry This Guy is Already Taken by a Smokin' Hot Engineer
149. Arguing With a Engineer is Like Wrestling a Pig in the Mud. Sooner or Later You'll Realize the Pig Likes It.
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