49 Funny Drafter Quotes for Mugs for Amazon POD Sellers
49 Quotes • Ready to use with PODtomatic
Drafters have a unique sense of humor that comes from their daily experiences. This funny mug brings a smile with every sip and makes the perfect gift for anyone who loves a good laugh.
Top 49 Best-Selling Drafter Quotes & Sayings
Copy any of these proven Drafter quotes for your Amazon POD mugs. Each quote has been tested for customer appeal and sales performance.
1.All Men Are Created Equal but the Coolest Become a Drafter
2.I'm a Drafter. Just Like a Normal Aircraft Mechanic Expect Much Hotter.
3.World's Greatest Drafter
4.Keep Calm or I Will Use My Drafter Voice
5.Drafter. Because Freaking' Genius is Not an Official Job Title.
6.I May Be a Drafter, but I Can't Fix Stupid People.
7.Do Not Make Me Use My Drafter Voice
8.Look at You Becoming a Drafter and Shit
9.I'm a Drafter. I Don't Argue. I Just Explain Why I'm Right.
10.Drafter. Because Classy Sassy and a Bit Bad Assy is Not an Official Job Title.
11.Drafter. I'm Not Arguing. I'm Just Explaining Why I'm Right.
12.Don't Trust a Drafter That Doesn't Drink Coffee and Say Fuck a Lot
13.I Can't Fix Stupid but I'm a Fairly Decent Drafter
14.No Matter How Difficult the Days May Get. Never Forget the Reason You Became a Drafter.
15.I'm a Drafter. My Level of Sarcasm Depends on Your Level of Stupidity.
16.Best Effin' Drafter Ever
17.Officially the World's Coolest Drafter
18.I Am a Drafter. To Save Time Let's Just Assume I'm Never Wrong.
19.If at First You Don't Succeed, Try Doing What Your Drafter Told You to Do the First Time.
20.I Am a Drafter Dad. Just Like a Normal Dad Except Much Cooler.
21.I Am a Drafter Mom. Just Like a Normal Dad Except Much Cooler.
22.Because I Am the Drafter. That's Why.
23.Keep Calm, I'm (Almost) a Drafter.
24.I Don't Need Therapy Because I'm a Drafter.
25.Amazing Fucking Drafter
26.I'm That Sexy Drafter Everybody's Talking About.
27.I'm a Tattooed Drafter. Just Like a Normal Drug Counselor Except Much Hotter.
28.I Became a Drafter for the Money and Fame
29.Keep Calm and Let the Drafter Handle It
30.I Can't Keep Calm I'm a Drafter
31.Be Nice to Me. I May Be Your Drafter One Day.
32.Dream Big, Work Hard, and Become an Amazing Drafter.
33.Future Drafter
34.Caution: I'm a Retired Drafter. I Have Stories and All Days to Talk. Stay at Your Own Risk!
35.God Found Some of the Strongest Women and Made Them Drafter
36.I Love How We Don't Have to Say Out Loud That I'm Your Favorite Drafter
37.Coffee Gives Me My Drafter Power
38.Smart Sexy Talented Drafter
39.My Heart Belongs to a Drafter
40.Retired Drafter. Figure It Out Yourself.
41.I'm a Drafter. I Speak Fluently in Nerd.
42.Drafter by Day. Ninja by Night.
43.This is What an Awesome Drafter Looks Like
44.I'm a Drafter. Not a Magician but I Can See Why You Might Be Confused.
45.I'm Not Perfect but I'm a Drafter and That's Basically the Same Thing
46.Drafter by Day, World's Best Dad by Night.
47.Drafter by Day, World's Best Mom by Night.
48.Sorry This Guy is Already Taken by a Smokin' Hot Drafter
49.Arguing With a Drafter is Like Wrestling a Pig in the Mud. Sooner or Later You'll Realize the Pig Likes It.
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