69 Funny Director Quotes for Mugs for Amazon POD Sellers
69 Quotes • Ready to use with PODtomatic
Directors have a unique sense of humor that comes from their daily experiences. This funny mug brings a smile with every sip and makes the perfect gift for anyone who loves a good laugh.
Top 69 Best-Selling Director Quotes & Sayings
Copy any of these proven Director quotes for your Amazon POD mugs. Each quote has been tested for customer appeal and sales performance.
1.All Men Are Created Equal but the Coolest Become a Director
2.I'm a Director. Just Like a Normal Aircraft Mechanic Expect Much Hotter.
3.World's Greatest Director
4.Keep Calm or I Will Use My Director Voice
5.Director. Because Freaking' Genius is Not an Official Job Title.
6.I May Be a Director, but I Can't Fix Stupid People.
7.Do Not Make Me Use My Director Voice
8.Look at You Becoming a Director and Shit
9.I'm a Director. I Don't Argue. I Just Explain Why I'm Right.
10.Director. Because Classy Sassy and a Bit Bad Assy is Not an Official Job Title.
11.Director. I'm Not Arguing. I'm Just Explaining Why I'm Right.
12.Don't Trust a Director That Doesn't Drink Coffee and Say Fuck a Lot
13.I Can't Fix Stupid but I'm a Fairly Decent Director
14.No Matter How Difficult the Days May Get. Never Forget the Reason You Became a Director.
15.I'm a Director. My Level of Sarcasm Depends on Your Level of Stupidity.
16.Best Effin' Director Ever
17.Officially the World's Coolest Director
18.I Am a Director. To Save Time Let's Just Assume I'm Never Wrong.
19.If at First You Don't Succeed, Try Doing What Your Director Told You to Do the First Time.
20.I Am a Director Dad. Just Like a Normal Dad Except Much Cooler.
21.I Am a Director Mom. Just Like a Normal Dad Except Much Cooler.
22.Because I Am the Director. That's Why.
23.Keep Calm, I'm (Almost) a Director.
24.I Don't Need Therapy Because I'm a Director.
25.Amazing Fucking Director
26.I'm That Sexy Director Everybody's Talking About.
27.I'm a Tattooed Director. Just Like a Normal Drug Counselor Except Much Hotter.
28.I Became a Director for the Money and Fame
29.Keep Calm and Let the Director Handle It
30.I Can't Keep Calm I'm a Director
31.Be Nice to Me. I May Be Your Director One Day.
32.Dream Big, Work Hard, and Become an Amazing Director.
33.Future Director
34.Caution: I'm a Retired Director. I Have Stories and All Days to Talk. Stay at Your Own Risk!
35.God Found Some of the Strongest Women and Made Them Director
36.I Love How We Don't Have to Say Out Loud That I'm Your Favorite Director
37.Coffee Gives Me My Director Power
38.Smart Sexy Talented Director
39.My Heart Belongs to a Director
40.Retired Director. Figure It Out Yourself.
41.I'm a Director. I Speak Fluently in Nerd.
42.Director by Day. Ninja by Night.
43.This is What an Awesome Director Looks Like
44.I'm a Director. Not a Magician but I Can See Why You Might Be Confused.
45.I'm Not Perfect but I'm a Director and That's Basically the Same Thing
46.Director by Day, World's Best Dad by Night.
47.Director by Day, World's Best Mom by Night.
48.Sorry This Guy is Already Taken by a Smokin' Hot Director
49.Arguing With a Director is Like Wrestling a Pig in the Mud. Sooner or Later You'll Realize the Pig Likes It.
50.Creating strategy while swimming in chaos
51.Meetings: the necessary evil of my existence
52.Making executive decisions… about lunch!
53.Directing: where my coffee is stronger than my willpower
54.I put the 'pro' in procrastination—Director style
55.Juggling priorities like a circus performer
56.Success is just my team’s way of making me look good
57.I live for the thrill of an unexpected budget cut
58.Directors don’t nap, we just power down for strategy
59.“Can you circle back on that?” - My favorite catchphrase
60.My team’s real MVP: the snack table
61.Not all heroes wear capes; some write reports
62.I’m not bossy, I just have a unique vision
63.Strategizing my way through 800 emails
64.If it’s not in the calendar, did it even happen?
65.Bringing chaos to order, one spreadsheet at a time
66.My morning mantra: “Decaf is not an option”
67.I run on caffeine, chaos, and clever ideas
68.Meetings should come with a snack break… and a nap
69.Why motivate when I can just delegate?
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