69 Funny Designer Quotes for Mugs for Amazon POD Sellers
69 Quotes • Ready to use with PODtomatic
Designers have a unique sense of humor that comes from their daily experiences. This funny mug brings a smile with every sip and makes the perfect gift for anyone who loves a good laugh.
Top 69 Best-Selling Designer Quotes & Sayings
Copy any of these proven Designer quotes for your Amazon POD mugs. Each quote has been tested for customer appeal and sales performance.
1.All Men Are Created Equal but the Coolest Become a Designer
2.I'm a Designer. Just Like a Normal Aircraft Mechanic Expect Much Hotter.
3.World's Greatest Designer
4.Keep Calm or I Will Use My Designer Voice
5.Designer. Because Freaking' Genius is Not an Official Job Title.
6.I May Be a Designer, but I Can't Fix Stupid People.
7.Do Not Make Me Use My Designer Voice
8.Look at You Becoming a Designer and Shit
9.I'm a Designer. I Don't Argue. I Just Explain Why I'm Right.
10.Designer. Because Classy Sassy and a Bit Bad Assy is Not an Official Job Title.
11.Designer. I'm Not Arguing. I'm Just Explaining Why I'm Right.
12.Don't Trust a Designer That Doesn't Drink Coffee and Say Fuck a Lot
13.I Can't Fix Stupid but I'm a Fairly Decent Designer
14.No Matter How Difficult the Days May Get. Never Forget the Reason You Became a Designer.
15.I'm a Designer. My Level of Sarcasm Depends on Your Level of Stupidity.
16.Best Effin' Designer Ever
17.Officially the World's Coolest Designer
18.I Am a Designer. To Save Time Let's Just Assume I'm Never Wrong.
19.If at First You Don't Succeed, Try Doing What Your Designer Told You to Do the First Time.
20.I Am a Designer Dad. Just Like a Normal Dad Except Much Cooler.
21.I Am a Designer Mom. Just Like a Normal Dad Except Much Cooler.
22.Because I Am the Designer. That's Why.
23.Keep Calm, I'm (Almost) a Designer.
24.I Don't Need Therapy Because I'm a Designer.
25.Amazing Fucking Designer
26.I'm That Sexy Designer Everybody's Talking About.
27.I'm a Tattooed Designer. Just Like a Normal Drug Counselor Except Much Hotter.
28.I Became a Designer for the Money and Fame
29.Keep Calm and Let the Designer Handle It
30.I Can't Keep Calm I'm a Designer
31.Be Nice to Me. I May Be Your Designer One Day.
32.Dream Big, Work Hard, and Become an Amazing Designer.
33.Future Designer
34.Caution: I'm a Retired Designer. I Have Stories and All Days to Talk. Stay at Your Own Risk!
35.God Found Some of the Strongest Women and Made Them Designer
36.I Love How We Don't Have to Say Out Loud That I'm Your Favorite Designer
37.Coffee Gives Me My Designer Power
38.Smart Sexy Talented Designer
39.My Heart Belongs to a Designer
40.Retired Designer. Figure It Out Yourself.
41.I'm a Designer. I Speak Fluently in Nerd.
42.Designer by Day. Ninja by Night.
43.This is What an Awesome Designer Looks Like
44.I'm a Designer. Not a Magician but I Can See Why You Might Be Confused.
45.I'm Not Perfect but I'm a Designer and That's Basically the Same Thing
46.Designer by Day, World's Best Dad by Night.
47.Designer by Day, World's Best Mom by Night.
48.Sorry This Guy is Already Taken by a Smokin' Hot Designer
49.Arguing With a Designer is Like Wrestling a Pig in the Mud. Sooner or Later You'll Realize the Pig Likes It.
50.Make it pop or make it stop
51.I design, therefore I procrastinate
52.Fonts are my love language
53.There’s no such thing as too many layers
54.Just one more tweak, I promise!
55.I’m a designer, not a magician!
56.Creative block? More like creative boulder.
57.I don’t do coffee breaks; I do design breaks.
58.Every project is a “last-minute miracle.”
59.Talking about brand colors: "Is it turquoise or teal?
60.Can we just "align" our thoughts?
61.Mug design in progress: please hold…
62.Life without grids is chaos!
63.Adobe: where I spend all my legal tender.
64.RGB or CMYK, I choose chaos!
65.Too many fonts? I prefer ‘selective typography.’
66.There's no ‘undo’ in life, just in design.
67.Ask me about my favorite Pantone!
68.Designer by day, pixel warrior by night.
69.Sketching my way through existential crises.
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