69 Funny Dentist Quotes for Mugs for Amazon POD Sellers
69 Quotes • Ready to use with PODtomatic
Dentists ensure healthy smiles while putting anxious patients at ease every single day. This funny mug is a thoughtful gift to appreciate their gentle care and professional dedication.
Top 69 Best-Selling Dentist Quotes & Sayings
Copy any of these proven Dentist quotes for your Amazon POD mugs. Each quote has been tested for customer appeal and sales performance.
1.All Men Are Created Equal but the Coolest Become a Dentist
2.I'm a Dentist. Just Like a Normal Aircraft Mechanic Expect Much Hotter.
3.World's Greatest Dentist
4.Keep Calm or I Will Use My Dentist Voice
5.Dentist. Because Freaking' Genius is Not an Official Job Title.
6.I May Be a Dentist, but I Can't Fix Stupid People.
7.Do Not Make Me Use My Dentist Voice
8.Look at You Becoming a Dentist and Shit
9.I'm a Dentist. I Don't Argue. I Just Explain Why I'm Right.
10.Dentist. Because Classy Sassy and a Bit Bad Assy is Not an Official Job Title.
11.Dentist. I'm Not Arguing. I'm Just Explaining Why I'm Right.
12.Don't Trust a Dentist That Doesn't Drink Coffee and Say Fuck a Lot
13.I Can't Fix Stupid but I'm a Fairly Decent Dentist
14.No Matter How Difficult the Days May Get. Never Forget the Reason You Became a Dentist.
15.I'm a Dentist. My Level of Sarcasm Depends on Your Level of Stupidity.
16.Best Effin' Dentist Ever
17.Officially the World's Coolest Dentist
18.I Am a Dentist. To Save Time Let's Just Assume I'm Never Wrong.
19.If at First You Don't Succeed, Try Doing What Your Dentist Told You to Do the First Time.
20.I Am a Dentist Dad. Just Like a Normal Dad Except Much Cooler.
21.I Am a Dentist Mom. Just Like a Normal Dad Except Much Cooler.
22.Because I Am the Dentist. That's Why.
23.Keep Calm, I'm (Almost) a Dentist.
24.I Don't Need Therapy Because I'm a Dentist.
25.Amazing Fucking Dentist
26.I'm That Sexy Dentist Everybody's Talking About.
27.I'm a Tattooed Dentist. Just Like a Normal Drug Counselor Except Much Hotter.
28.I Became a Dentist for the Money and Fame
29.Keep Calm and Let the Dentist Handle It
30.I Can't Keep Calm I'm a Dentist
31.Be Nice to Me. I May Be Your Dentist One Day.
32.Dream Big, Work Hard, and Become an Amazing Dentist.
33.Future Dentist
34.Caution: I'm a Retired Dentist. I Have Stories and All Days to Talk. Stay at Your Own Risk!
35.God Found Some of the Strongest Women and Made Them Dentist
36.I Love How We Don't Have to Say Out Loud That I'm Your Favorite Dentist
37.Coffee Gives Me My Dentist Power
38.Smart Sexy Talented Dentist
39.My Heart Belongs to a Dentist
40.Retired Dentist. Figure It Out Yourself.
41.I'm a Dentist. I Speak Fluently in Nerd.
42.Dentist by Day. Ninja by Night.
43.This is What an Awesome Dentist Looks Like
44.I'm a Dentist. Not a Magician but I Can See Why You Might Be Confused.
45.I'm Not Perfect but I'm a Dentist and That's Basically the Same Thing
46.Dentist by Day, World's Best Dad by Night.
47.Dentist by Day, World's Best Mom by Night.
48.Sorry This Guy is Already Taken by a Smokin' Hot Dentist
49.Arguing With a Dentist is Like Wrestling a Pig in the Mud. Sooner or Later You'll Realize the Pig Likes It.
50.Drill, fill, and chill.
51.I don't have patients, I have "clients in denial.
52.Floss like a boss!
53.Tooth be told, I love my job!
54.I make smiles shine brighter than my future.
55.My favorite sound? The 'ping' of a clean scaler!
56.Coffee: the only reason I have a pulse before 10 AM.
57.I'm a dentist—my office is full of "incisor-ly" good times!
58.You call it tooth decay; I call it my job security.
59.My smile is my best accessory.
60.Crown me, I'm the king of teeth!
61.Not all heroes wear capes; some wear masks and gloves.
62.Every day is a plaque-tastic adventure!
63.When life gives you cavities, fill ‘em!
64.I fix smiles, but I can't fix your attitude.
65.Patient: "I floss every day!" Me: "Sure you do!
66.Brushing is my cardio.
67.I can't adult today; I have patients to drill!
68.Making teeth great again, one appointment at a time.
69.In a world full of bad breath, be a breath of fresh air.
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