49 Funny Database Administrator Quotes for Mugs for Amazon POD Sellers
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Database Administrators have a unique sense of humor that comes from their daily experiences. This funny mug brings a smile with every sip and makes the perfect gift for anyone who loves a good laugh.
Top 49 Best-Selling Database Administrator Quotes & Sayings
Copy any of these proven Database Administrator quotes for your Amazon POD mugs. Each quote has been tested for customer appeal and sales performance.
1.All Men Are Created Equal but the Coolest Become a Database Administrator
2.I'm a Database Administrator. Just Like a Normal Aircraft Mechanic Expect Much Hotter.
3.World's Greatest Database Administrator
4.Keep Calm or I Will Use My Database Administrator Voice
5.Database Administrator. Because Freaking' Genius is Not an Official Job Title.
6.I May Be a Database Administrator, but I Can't Fix Stupid People.
7.Do Not Make Me Use My Database Administrator Voice
8.Look at You Becoming a Database Administrator and Shit
9.I'm a Database Administrator. I Don't Argue. I Just Explain Why I'm Right.
10.Database Administrator. Because Classy Sassy and a Bit Bad Assy is Not an Official Job Title.
11.Database Administrator. I'm Not Arguing. I'm Just Explaining Why I'm Right.
12.Don't Trust a Database Administrator That Doesn't Drink Coffee and Say Fuck a Lot
13.I Can't Fix Stupid but I'm a Fairly Decent Database Administrator
14.No Matter How Difficult the Days May Get. Never Forget the Reason You Became a Database Administrator.
15.I'm a Database Administrator. My Level of Sarcasm Depends on Your Level of Stupidity.
16.Best Effin' Database Administrator Ever
17.Officially the World's Coolest Database Administrator
18.I Am a Database Administrator. To Save Time Let's Just Assume I'm Never Wrong.
19.If at First You Don't Succeed, Try Doing What Your Database Administrator Told You to Do the First Time.
20.I Am a Database Administrator Dad. Just Like a Normal Dad Except Much Cooler.
21.I Am a Database Administrator Mom. Just Like a Normal Dad Except Much Cooler.
22.Because I Am the Database Administrator. That's Why.
23.Keep Calm, I'm (Almost) a Database Administrator.
24.I Don't Need Therapy Because I'm a Database Administrator.
25.Amazing Fucking Database Administrator
26.I'm That Sexy Database Administrator Everybody's Talking About.
27.I'm a Tattooed Database Administrator. Just Like a Normal Drug Counselor Except Much Hotter.
28.I Became a Database Administrator for the Money and Fame
29.Keep Calm and Let the Database Administrator Handle It
30.I Can't Keep Calm I'm a Database Administrator
31.Be Nice to Me. I May Be Your Database Administrator One Day.
32.Dream Big, Work Hard, and Become an Amazing Database Administrator.
33.Future Database Administrator
34.Caution: I'm a Retired Database Administrator. I Have Stories and All Days to Talk. Stay at Your Own Risk!
35.God Found Some of the Strongest Women and Made Them Database Administrator
36.I Love How We Don't Have to Say Out Loud That I'm Your Favorite Database Administrator
37.Coffee Gives Me My Database Administrator Power
38.Smart Sexy Talented Database Administrator
39.My Heart Belongs to a Database Administrator
40.Retired Database Administrator. Figure It Out Yourself.
41.I'm a Database Administrator. I Speak Fluently in Nerd.
42.Database Administrator by Day. Ninja by Night.
43.This is What an Awesome Database Administrator Looks Like
44.I'm a Database Administrator. Not a Magician but I Can See Why You Might Be Confused.
45.I'm Not Perfect but I'm a Database Administrator and That's Basically the Same Thing
46.Database Administrator by Day, World's Best Dad by Night.
47.Database Administrator by Day, World's Best Mom by Night.
48.Sorry This Guy is Already Taken by a Smokin' Hot Database Administrator
49.Arguing With a Database Administrator is Like Wrestling a Pig in the Mud. Sooner or Later You'll Realize the Pig Likes It.
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