49 Funny Crime Scene Technician Quotes for Mugs for Amazon POD Sellers
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Crime Scene Technicians have a unique sense of humor that comes from their daily experiences. This funny mug brings a smile with every sip and makes the perfect gift for anyone who loves a good laugh.
Top 49 Best-Selling Crime Scene Technician Quotes & Sayings
Copy any of these proven Crime Scene Technician quotes for your Amazon POD mugs. Each quote has been tested for customer appeal and sales performance.
1.All Men Are Created Equal but the Coolest Become a Crime Scene Technician
2.I'm a Crime Scene Technician. Just Like a Normal Aircraft Mechanic Expect Much Hotter.
3.World's Greatest Crime Scene Technician
4.Keep Calm or I Will Use My Crime Scene Technician Voice
5.Crime Scene Technician. Because Freaking' Genius is Not an Official Job Title.
6.I May Be a Crime Scene Technician, but I Can't Fix Stupid People.
7.Do Not Make Me Use My Crime Scene Technician Voice
8.Look at You Becoming a Crime Scene Technician and Shit
9.I'm a Crime Scene Technician. I Don't Argue. I Just Explain Why I'm Right.
10.Crime Scene Technician. Because Classy Sassy and a Bit Bad Assy is Not an Official Job Title.
11.Crime Scene Technician. I'm Not Arguing. I'm Just Explaining Why I'm Right.
12.Don't Trust a Crime Scene Technician That Doesn't Drink Coffee and Say Fuck a Lot
13.I Can't Fix Stupid but I'm a Fairly Decent Crime Scene Technician
14.No Matter How Difficult the Days May Get. Never Forget the Reason You Became a Crime Scene Technician.
15.I'm a Crime Scene Technician. My Level of Sarcasm Depends on Your Level of Stupidity.
16.Best Effin' Crime Scene Technician Ever
17.Officially the World's Coolest Crime Scene Technician
18.I Am a Crime Scene Technician. To Save Time Let's Just Assume I'm Never Wrong.
19.If at First You Don't Succeed, Try Doing What Your Crime Scene Technician Told You to Do the First Time.
20.I Am a Crime Scene Technician Dad. Just Like a Normal Dad Except Much Cooler.
21.I Am a Crime Scene Technician Mom. Just Like a Normal Dad Except Much Cooler.
22.Because I Am the Crime Scene Technician. That's Why.
23.Keep Calm, I'm (Almost) a Crime Scene Technician.
24.I Don't Need Therapy Because I'm a Crime Scene Technician.
25.Amazing Fucking Crime Scene Technician
26.I'm That Sexy Crime Scene Technician Everybody's Talking About.
27.I'm a Tattooed Crime Scene Technician. Just Like a Normal Drug Counselor Except Much Hotter.
28.I Became a Crime Scene Technician for the Money and Fame
29.Keep Calm and Let the Crime Scene Technician Handle It
30.I Can't Keep Calm I'm a Crime Scene Technician
31.Be Nice to Me. I May Be Your Crime Scene Technician One Day.
32.Dream Big, Work Hard, and Become an Amazing Crime Scene Technician.
33.Future Crime Scene Technician
34.Caution: I'm a Retired Crime Scene Technician. I Have Stories and All Days to Talk. Stay at Your Own Risk!
35.God Found Some of the Strongest Women and Made Them Crime Scene Technician
36.I Love How We Don't Have to Say Out Loud That I'm Your Favorite Crime Scene Technician
37.Coffee Gives Me My Crime Scene Technician Power
38.Smart Sexy Talented Crime Scene Technician
39.My Heart Belongs to a Crime Scene Technician
40.Retired Crime Scene Technician. Figure It Out Yourself.
41.I'm a Crime Scene Technician. I Speak Fluently in Nerd.
42.Crime Scene Technician by Day. Ninja by Night.
43.This is What an Awesome Crime Scene Technician Looks Like
44.I'm a Crime Scene Technician. Not a Magician but I Can See Why You Might Be Confused.
45.I'm Not Perfect but I'm a Crime Scene Technician and That's Basically the Same Thing
46.Crime Scene Technician by Day, World's Best Dad by Night.
47.Crime Scene Technician by Day, World's Best Mom by Night.
48.Sorry This Guy is Already Taken by a Smokin' Hot Crime Scene Technician
49.Arguing With a Crime Scene Technician is Like Wrestling a Pig in the Mud. Sooner or Later You'll Realize the Pig Likes It.
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