49 Funny Crane Operator Quotes for Mugs for Amazon POD Sellers
49 Quotes • Ready to use with PODtomatic
Crane Operators have a unique sense of humor that comes from their daily experiences. This funny mug brings a smile with every sip and makes the perfect gift for anyone who loves a good laugh.
Top 49 Best-Selling Crane Operator Quotes & Sayings
Copy any of these proven Crane Operator quotes for your Amazon POD mugs. Each quote has been tested for customer appeal and sales performance.
1.All Men Are Created Equal but the Coolest Become a Crane Operator
2.I'm a Crane Operator. Just Like a Normal Aircraft Mechanic Expect Much Hotter.
3.World's Greatest Crane Operator
4.Keep Calm or I Will Use My Crane Operator Voice
5.Crane Operator. Because Freaking' Genius is Not an Official Job Title.
6.I May Be a Crane Operator, but I Can't Fix Stupid People.
7.Do Not Make Me Use My Crane Operator Voice
8.Look at You Becoming a Crane Operator and Shit
9.I'm a Crane Operator. I Don't Argue. I Just Explain Why I'm Right.
10.Crane Operator. Because Classy Sassy and a Bit Bad Assy is Not an Official Job Title.
11.Crane Operator. I'm Not Arguing. I'm Just Explaining Why I'm Right.
12.Don't Trust a Crane Operator That Doesn't Drink Coffee and Say Fuck a Lot
13.I Can't Fix Stupid but I'm a Fairly Decent Crane Operator
14.No Matter How Difficult the Days May Get. Never Forget the Reason You Became a Crane Operator.
15.I'm a Crane Operator. My Level of Sarcasm Depends on Your Level of Stupidity.
16.Best Effin' Crane Operator Ever
17.Officially the World's Coolest Crane Operator
18.I Am a Crane Operator. To Save Time Let's Just Assume I'm Never Wrong.
19.If at First You Don't Succeed, Try Doing What Your Crane Operator Told You to Do the First Time.
20.I Am a Crane Operator Dad. Just Like a Normal Dad Except Much Cooler.
21.I Am a Crane Operator Mom. Just Like a Normal Dad Except Much Cooler.
22.Because I Am the Crane Operator. That's Why.
23.Keep Calm, I'm (Almost) a Crane Operator.
24.I Don't Need Therapy Because I'm a Crane Operator.
25.Amazing Fucking Crane Operator
26.I'm That Sexy Crane Operator Everybody's Talking About.
27.I'm a Tattooed Crane Operator. Just Like a Normal Drug Counselor Except Much Hotter.
28.I Became a Crane Operator for the Money and Fame
29.Keep Calm and Let the Crane Operator Handle It
30.I Can't Keep Calm I'm a Crane Operator
31.Be Nice to Me. I May Be Your Crane Operator One Day.
32.Dream Big, Work Hard, and Become an Amazing Crane Operator.
33.Future Crane Operator
34.Caution: I'm a Retired Crane Operator. I Have Stories and All Days to Talk. Stay at Your Own Risk!
35.God Found Some of the Strongest Women and Made Them Crane Operator
36.I Love How We Don't Have to Say Out Loud That I'm Your Favorite Crane Operator
37.Coffee Gives Me My Crane Operator Power
38.Smart Sexy Talented Crane Operator
39.My Heart Belongs to a Crane Operator
40.Retired Crane Operator. Figure It Out Yourself.
41.I'm a Crane Operator. I Speak Fluently in Nerd.
42.Crane Operator by Day. Ninja by Night.
43.This is What an Awesome Crane Operator Looks Like
44.I'm a Crane Operator. Not a Magician but I Can See Why You Might Be Confused.
45.I'm Not Perfect but I'm a Crane Operator and That's Basically the Same Thing
46.Crane Operator by Day, World's Best Dad by Night.
47.Crane Operator by Day, World's Best Mom by Night.
48.Sorry This Guy is Already Taken by a Smokin' Hot Crane Operator
49.Arguing With a Crane Operator is Like Wrestling a Pig in the Mud. Sooner or Later You'll Realize the Pig Likes It.
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