49 Funny Court Reporter Quotes for Mugs for Amazon POD Sellers
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Court Reporters have a unique sense of humor that comes from their daily experiences. This funny mug brings a smile with every sip and makes the perfect gift for anyone who loves a good laugh.
Top 49 Best-Selling Court Reporter Quotes & Sayings
Copy any of these proven Court Reporter quotes for your Amazon POD mugs. Each quote has been tested for customer appeal and sales performance.
1.All Men Are Created Equal but the Coolest Become a Court Reporter
2.I'm a Court Reporter. Just Like a Normal Aircraft Mechanic Expect Much Hotter.
3.World's Greatest Court Reporter
4.Keep Calm or I Will Use My Court Reporter Voice
5.Court Reporter. Because Freaking' Genius is Not an Official Job Title.
6.I May Be a Court Reporter, but I Can't Fix Stupid People.
7.Do Not Make Me Use My Court Reporter Voice
8.Look at You Becoming a Court Reporter and Shit
9.I'm a Court Reporter. I Don't Argue. I Just Explain Why I'm Right.
10.Court Reporter. Because Classy Sassy and a Bit Bad Assy is Not an Official Job Title.
11.Court Reporter. I'm Not Arguing. I'm Just Explaining Why I'm Right.
12.Don't Trust a Court Reporter That Doesn't Drink Coffee and Say Fuck a Lot
13.I Can't Fix Stupid but I'm a Fairly Decent Court Reporter
14.No Matter How Difficult the Days May Get. Never Forget the Reason You Became a Court Reporter.
15.I'm a Court Reporter. My Level of Sarcasm Depends on Your Level of Stupidity.
16.Best Effin' Court Reporter Ever
17.Officially the World's Coolest Court Reporter
18.I Am a Court Reporter. To Save Time Let's Just Assume I'm Never Wrong.
19.If at First You Don't Succeed, Try Doing What Your Court Reporter Told You to Do the First Time.
20.I Am a Court Reporter Dad. Just Like a Normal Dad Except Much Cooler.
21.I Am a Court Reporter Mom. Just Like a Normal Dad Except Much Cooler.
22.Because I Am the Court Reporter. That's Why.
23.Keep Calm, I'm (Almost) a Court Reporter.
24.I Don't Need Therapy Because I'm a Court Reporter.
25.Amazing Fucking Court Reporter
26.I'm That Sexy Court Reporter Everybody's Talking About.
27.I'm a Tattooed Court Reporter. Just Like a Normal Drug Counselor Except Much Hotter.
28.I Became a Court Reporter for the Money and Fame
29.Keep Calm and Let the Court Reporter Handle It
30.I Can't Keep Calm I'm a Court Reporter
31.Be Nice to Me. I May Be Your Court Reporter One Day.
32.Dream Big, Work Hard, and Become an Amazing Court Reporter.
33.Future Court Reporter
34.Caution: I'm a Retired Court Reporter. I Have Stories and All Days to Talk. Stay at Your Own Risk!
35.God Found Some of the Strongest Women and Made Them Court Reporter
36.I Love How We Don't Have to Say Out Loud That I'm Your Favorite Court Reporter
37.Coffee Gives Me My Court Reporter Power
38.Smart Sexy Talented Court Reporter
39.My Heart Belongs to a Court Reporter
40.Retired Court Reporter. Figure It Out Yourself.
41.I'm a Court Reporter. I Speak Fluently in Nerd.
42.Court Reporter by Day. Ninja by Night.
43.This is What an Awesome Court Reporter Looks Like
44.I'm a Court Reporter. Not a Magician but I Can See Why You Might Be Confused.
45.I'm Not Perfect but I'm a Court Reporter and That's Basically the Same Thing
46.Court Reporter by Day, World's Best Dad by Night.
47.Court Reporter by Day, World's Best Mom by Night.
48.Sorry This Guy is Already Taken by a Smokin' Hot Court Reporter
49.Arguing With a Court Reporter is Like Wrestling a Pig in the Mud. Sooner or Later You'll Realize the Pig Likes It.
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