49 Funny Correctional Officer Quotes for Mugs for Amazon POD Sellers
49 Quotes • Ready to use with PODtomatic
Correctional Officers have a unique sense of humor that comes from their daily experiences. This funny mug brings a smile with every sip and makes the perfect gift for anyone who loves a good laugh.
Top 49 Best-Selling Correctional Officer Quotes & Sayings
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1.All Men Are Created Equal but the Coolest Become a Correctional Officer
2.I'm a Correctional Officer. Just Like a Normal Aircraft Mechanic Expect Much Hotter.
3.World's Greatest Correctional Officer
4.Keep Calm or I Will Use My Correctional Officer Voice
5.Correctional Officer. Because Freaking' Genius is Not an Official Job Title.
6.I May Be a Correctional Officer, but I Can't Fix Stupid People.
7.Do Not Make Me Use My Correctional Officer Voice
8.Look at You Becoming a Correctional Officer and Shit
9.I'm a Correctional Officer. I Don't Argue. I Just Explain Why I'm Right.
10.Correctional Officer. Because Classy Sassy and a Bit Bad Assy is Not an Official Job Title.
11.Correctional Officer. I'm Not Arguing. I'm Just Explaining Why I'm Right.
12.Don't Trust a Correctional Officer That Doesn't Drink Coffee and Say Fuck a Lot
13.I Can't Fix Stupid but I'm a Fairly Decent Correctional Officer
14.No Matter How Difficult the Days May Get. Never Forget the Reason You Became a Correctional Officer.
15.I'm a Correctional Officer. My Level of Sarcasm Depends on Your Level of Stupidity.
16.Best Effin' Correctional Officer Ever
17.Officially the World's Coolest Correctional Officer
18.I Am a Correctional Officer. To Save Time Let's Just Assume I'm Never Wrong.
19.If at First You Don't Succeed, Try Doing What Your Correctional Officer Told You to Do the First Time.
20.I Am a Correctional Officer Dad. Just Like a Normal Dad Except Much Cooler.
21.I Am a Correctional Officer Mom. Just Like a Normal Dad Except Much Cooler.
22.Because I Am the Correctional Officer. That's Why.
23.Keep Calm, I'm (Almost) a Correctional Officer.
24.I Don't Need Therapy Because I'm a Correctional Officer.
25.Amazing Fucking Correctional Officer
26.I'm That Sexy Correctional Officer Everybody's Talking About.
27.I'm a Tattooed Correctional Officer. Just Like a Normal Drug Counselor Except Much Hotter.
28.I Became a Correctional Officer for the Money and Fame
29.Keep Calm and Let the Correctional Officer Handle It
30.I Can't Keep Calm I'm a Correctional Officer
31.Be Nice to Me. I May Be Your Correctional Officer One Day.
32.Dream Big, Work Hard, and Become an Amazing Correctional Officer.
33.Future Correctional Officer
34.Caution: I'm a Retired Correctional Officer. I Have Stories and All Days to Talk. Stay at Your Own Risk!
35.God Found Some of the Strongest Women and Made Them Correctional Officer
36.I Love How We Don't Have to Say Out Loud That I'm Your Favorite Correctional Officer
37.Coffee Gives Me My Correctional Officer Power
38.Smart Sexy Talented Correctional Officer
39.My Heart Belongs to a Correctional Officer
40.Retired Correctional Officer. Figure It Out Yourself.
41.I'm a Correctional Officer. I Speak Fluently in Nerd.
42.Correctional Officer by Day. Ninja by Night.
43.This is What an Awesome Correctional Officer Looks Like
44.I'm a Correctional Officer. Not a Magician but I Can See Why You Might Be Confused.
45.I'm Not Perfect but I'm a Correctional Officer and That's Basically the Same Thing
46.Correctional Officer by Day, World's Best Dad by Night.
47.Correctional Officer by Day, World's Best Mom by Night.
48.Sorry This Guy is Already Taken by a Smokin' Hot Correctional Officer
49.Arguing With a Correctional Officer is Like Wrestling a Pig in the Mud. Sooner or Later You'll Realize the Pig Likes It.
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