69 Funny Cook Quotes for Mugs for Amazon POD Sellers
69 Quotes • Ready to use with PODtomatic
Cooks have a unique sense of humor that comes from their daily experiences. This funny mug brings a smile with every sip and makes the perfect gift for anyone who loves a good laugh.
Top 69 Best-Selling Cook Quotes & Sayings
Copy any of these proven Cook quotes for your Amazon POD mugs. Each quote has been tested for customer appeal and sales performance.
1.All Men Are Created Equal but the Coolest Become a Cook
2.I'm a Cook. Just Like a Normal Aircraft Mechanic Expect Much Hotter.
3.World's Greatest Cook
4.Keep Calm or I Will Use My Cook Voice
5.Cook. Because Freaking' Genius is Not an Official Job Title.
6.I May Be a Cook, but I Can't Fix Stupid People.
7.Do Not Make Me Use My Cook Voice
8.Look at You Becoming a Cook and Shit
9.I'm a Cook. I Don't Argue. I Just Explain Why I'm Right.
10.Cook. Because Classy Sassy and a Bit Bad Assy is Not an Official Job Title.
11.Cook. I'm Not Arguing. I'm Just Explaining Why I'm Right.
12.Don't Trust a Cook That Doesn't Drink Coffee and Say Fuck a Lot
13.I Can't Fix Stupid but I'm a Fairly Decent Cook
14.No Matter How Difficult the Days May Get. Never Forget the Reason You Became a Cook.
15.I'm a Cook. My Level of Sarcasm Depends on Your Level of Stupidity.
16.Best Effin' Cook Ever
17.Officially the World's Coolest Cook
18.I Am a Cook. To Save Time Let's Just Assume I'm Never Wrong.
19.If at First You Don't Succeed, Try Doing What Your Cook Told You to Do the First Time.
20.I Am a Cook Dad. Just Like a Normal Dad Except Much Cooler.
21.I Am a Cook Mom. Just Like a Normal Dad Except Much Cooler.
22.Because I Am the Cook. That's Why.
23.Keep Calm, I'm (Almost) a Cook.
24.I Don't Need Therapy Because I'm a Cook.
25.Amazing Fucking Cook
26.I'm That Sexy Cook Everybody's Talking About.
27.I'm a Tattooed Cook. Just Like a Normal Drug Counselor Except Much Hotter.
28.I Became a Cook for the Money and Fame
29.Keep Calm and Let the Cook Handle It
30.I Can't Keep Calm I'm a Cook
31.Be Nice to Me. I May Be Your Cook One Day.
32.Dream Big, Work Hard, and Become an Amazing Cook.
33.Future Cook
34.Caution: I'm a Retired Cook. I Have Stories and All Days to Talk. Stay at Your Own Risk!
35.God Found Some of the Strongest Women and Made Them Cook
36.I Love How We Don't Have to Say Out Loud That I'm Your Favorite Cook
37.Coffee Gives Me My Cook Power
38.Smart Sexy Talented Cook
39.My Heart Belongs to a Cook
40.Retired Cook. Figure It Out Yourself.
41.I'm a Cook. I Speak Fluently in Nerd.
42.Cook by Day. Ninja by Night.
43.This is What an Awesome Cook Looks Like
44.I'm a Cook. Not a Magician but I Can See Why You Might Be Confused.
45.I'm Not Perfect but I'm a Cook and That's Basically the Same Thing
46.Cook by Day, World's Best Dad by Night.
47.Cook by Day, World's Best Mom by Night.
48.Sorry This Guy is Already Taken by a Smokin' Hot Cook
49.Arguing With a Cook is Like Wrestling a Pig in the Mud. Sooner or Later You'll Realize the Pig Likes It.
50.I can make dinner in ten minutes... if I order out.
51.Just one more recipe in my 'I'll try someday' folder.
52.My kitchen is my happy place, until it’s not.
53.Cooking is 90% cleaning and 10% regret.
54.Why measure when you can estimate... wildly?
55.I have a spice for that... somewhere.
56.Chopping onions: my cardio for the week.
57.I only cook when I can’t find my takeout menu.
58.Meal prep? More like meal “let’s see what’s on sale.”
59.If cooking were a sport, I’d be in the stands.
60.Bringing home leftovers is my love language.
61.Why does everything I cook need a ‘warning’ label?
62.Burnt toast is just my signature dish!
63.I don't trust anyone who doesn't like tacos.
64.I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.
65.Kitchen disasters are my secret recipes.
66.Cooking requires failed attempts... let’s call it practice!
67.My kitchen: where creativity meets chaos.
68.I don’t always cook, but when I do... it’s a mess.
69.Just one more taste... said the cook, never!
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