49 Funny Computer Programmer Quotes for Mugs for Amazon POD Sellers
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Computer Programmers have a unique sense of humor that comes from their daily experiences. This funny mug brings a smile with every sip and makes the perfect gift for anyone who loves a good laugh.
Top 49 Best-Selling Computer Programmer Quotes & Sayings
Copy any of these proven Computer Programmer quotes for your Amazon POD mugs. Each quote has been tested for customer appeal and sales performance.
1.All Men Are Created Equal but the Coolest Become a Computer Programmer
2.I'm a Computer Programmer. Just Like a Normal Aircraft Mechanic Expect Much Hotter.
3.World's Greatest Computer Programmer
4.Keep Calm or I Will Use My Computer Programmer Voice
5.Computer Programmer. Because Freaking' Genius is Not an Official Job Title.
6.I May Be a Computer Programmer, but I Can't Fix Stupid People.
7.Do Not Make Me Use My Computer Programmer Voice
8.Look at You Becoming a Computer Programmer and Shit
9.I'm a Computer Programmer. I Don't Argue. I Just Explain Why I'm Right.
10.Computer Programmer. Because Classy Sassy and a Bit Bad Assy is Not an Official Job Title.
11.Computer Programmer. I'm Not Arguing. I'm Just Explaining Why I'm Right.
12.Don't Trust a Computer Programmer That Doesn't Drink Coffee and Say Fuck a Lot
13.I Can't Fix Stupid but I'm a Fairly Decent Computer Programmer
14.No Matter How Difficult the Days May Get. Never Forget the Reason You Became a Computer Programmer.
15.I'm a Computer Programmer. My Level of Sarcasm Depends on Your Level of Stupidity.
16.Best Effin' Computer Programmer Ever
17.Officially the World's Coolest Computer Programmer
18.I Am a Computer Programmer. To Save Time Let's Just Assume I'm Never Wrong.
19.If at First You Don't Succeed, Try Doing What Your Computer Programmer Told You to Do the First Time.
20.I Am a Computer Programmer Dad. Just Like a Normal Dad Except Much Cooler.
21.I Am a Computer Programmer Mom. Just Like a Normal Dad Except Much Cooler.
22.Because I Am the Computer Programmer. That's Why.
23.Keep Calm, I'm (Almost) a Computer Programmer.
24.I Don't Need Therapy Because I'm a Computer Programmer.
25.Amazing Fucking Computer Programmer
26.I'm That Sexy Computer Programmer Everybody's Talking About.
27.I'm a Tattooed Computer Programmer. Just Like a Normal Drug Counselor Except Much Hotter.
28.I Became a Computer Programmer for the Money and Fame
29.Keep Calm and Let the Computer Programmer Handle It
30.I Can't Keep Calm I'm a Computer Programmer
31.Be Nice to Me. I May Be Your Computer Programmer One Day.
32.Dream Big, Work Hard, and Become an Amazing Computer Programmer.
33.Future Computer Programmer
34.Caution: I'm a Retired Computer Programmer. I Have Stories and All Days to Talk. Stay at Your Own Risk!
35.God Found Some of the Strongest Women and Made Them Computer Programmer
36.I Love How We Don't Have to Say Out Loud That I'm Your Favorite Computer Programmer
37.Coffee Gives Me My Computer Programmer Power
38.Smart Sexy Talented Computer Programmer
39.My Heart Belongs to a Computer Programmer
40.Retired Computer Programmer. Figure It Out Yourself.
41.I'm a Computer Programmer. I Speak Fluently in Nerd.
42.Computer Programmer by Day. Ninja by Night.
43.This is What an Awesome Computer Programmer Looks Like
44.I'm a Computer Programmer. Not a Magician but I Can See Why You Might Be Confused.
45.I'm Not Perfect but I'm a Computer Programmer and That's Basically the Same Thing
46.Computer Programmer by Day, World's Best Dad by Night.
47.Computer Programmer by Day, World's Best Mom by Night.
48.Sorry This Guy is Already Taken by a Smokin' Hot Computer Programmer
49.Arguing With a Computer Programmer is Like Wrestling a Pig in the Mud. Sooner or Later You'll Realize the Pig Likes It.
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