49 Funny Compliance Officer Quotes for Mugs for Amazon POD Sellers
49 Quotes • Ready to use with PODtomatic
Compliance Officers have a unique sense of humor that comes from their daily experiences. This funny mug brings a smile with every sip and makes the perfect gift for anyone who loves a good laugh.
Top 49 Best-Selling Compliance Officer Quotes & Sayings
Copy any of these proven Compliance Officer quotes for your Amazon POD mugs. Each quote has been tested for customer appeal and sales performance.
1.All Men Are Created Equal but the Coolest Become a Compliance Officer
2.I'm a Compliance Officer. Just Like a Normal Aircraft Mechanic Expect Much Hotter.
3.World's Greatest Compliance Officer
4.Keep Calm or I Will Use My Compliance Officer Voice
5.Compliance Officer. Because Freaking' Genius is Not an Official Job Title.
6.I May Be a Compliance Officer, but I Can't Fix Stupid People.
7.Do Not Make Me Use My Compliance Officer Voice
8.Look at You Becoming a Compliance Officer and Shit
9.I'm a Compliance Officer. I Don't Argue. I Just Explain Why I'm Right.
10.Compliance Officer. Because Classy Sassy and a Bit Bad Assy is Not an Official Job Title.
11.Compliance Officer. I'm Not Arguing. I'm Just Explaining Why I'm Right.
12.Don't Trust a Compliance Officer That Doesn't Drink Coffee and Say Fuck a Lot
13.I Can't Fix Stupid but I'm a Fairly Decent Compliance Officer
14.No Matter How Difficult the Days May Get. Never Forget the Reason You Became a Compliance Officer.
15.I'm a Compliance Officer. My Level of Sarcasm Depends on Your Level of Stupidity.
16.Best Effin' Compliance Officer Ever
17.Officially the World's Coolest Compliance Officer
18.I Am a Compliance Officer. To Save Time Let's Just Assume I'm Never Wrong.
19.If at First You Don't Succeed, Try Doing What Your Compliance Officer Told You to Do the First Time.
20.I Am a Compliance Officer Dad. Just Like a Normal Dad Except Much Cooler.
21.I Am a Compliance Officer Mom. Just Like a Normal Dad Except Much Cooler.
22.Because I Am the Compliance Officer. That's Why.
23.Keep Calm, I'm (Almost) a Compliance Officer.
24.I Don't Need Therapy Because I'm a Compliance Officer.
25.Amazing Fucking Compliance Officer
26.I'm That Sexy Compliance Officer Everybody's Talking About.
27.I'm a Tattooed Compliance Officer. Just Like a Normal Drug Counselor Except Much Hotter.
28.I Became a Compliance Officer for the Money and Fame
29.Keep Calm and Let the Compliance Officer Handle It
30.I Can't Keep Calm I'm a Compliance Officer
31.Be Nice to Me. I May Be Your Compliance Officer One Day.
32.Dream Big, Work Hard, and Become an Amazing Compliance Officer.
33.Future Compliance Officer
34.Caution: I'm a Retired Compliance Officer. I Have Stories and All Days to Talk. Stay at Your Own Risk!
35.God Found Some of the Strongest Women and Made Them Compliance Officer
36.I Love How We Don't Have to Say Out Loud That I'm Your Favorite Compliance Officer
37.Coffee Gives Me My Compliance Officer Power
38.Smart Sexy Talented Compliance Officer
39.My Heart Belongs to a Compliance Officer
40.Retired Compliance Officer. Figure It Out Yourself.
41.I'm a Compliance Officer. I Speak Fluently in Nerd.
42.Compliance Officer by Day. Ninja by Night.
43.This is What an Awesome Compliance Officer Looks Like
44.I'm a Compliance Officer. Not a Magician but I Can See Why You Might Be Confused.
45.I'm Not Perfect but I'm a Compliance Officer and That's Basically the Same Thing
46.Compliance Officer by Day, World's Best Dad by Night.
47.Compliance Officer by Day, World's Best Mom by Night.
48.Sorry This Guy is Already Taken by a Smokin' Hot Compliance Officer
49.Arguing With a Compliance Officer is Like Wrestling a Pig in the Mud. Sooner or Later You'll Realize the Pig Likes It.
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