49 Funny Civil Engineer Quotes for Mugs for Amazon POD Sellers
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Civil Engineers have a unique sense of humor that comes from their daily experiences. This funny mug brings a smile with every sip and makes the perfect gift for anyone who loves a good laugh.
Top 49 Best-Selling Civil Engineer Quotes & Sayings
Copy any of these proven Civil Engineer quotes for your Amazon POD mugs. Each quote has been tested for customer appeal and sales performance.
1.All Men Are Created Equal but the Coolest Become a Civil Engineer
2.I'm a Civil Engineer. Just Like a Normal Aircraft Mechanic Expect Much Hotter.
3.World's Greatest Civil Engineer
4.Keep Calm or I Will Use My Civil Engineer Voice
5.Civil Engineer. Because Freaking' Genius is Not an Official Job Title.
6.I May Be a Civil Engineer, but I Can't Fix Stupid People.
7.Do Not Make Me Use My Civil Engineer Voice
8.Look at You Becoming a Civil Engineer and Shit
9.I'm a Civil Engineer. I Don't Argue. I Just Explain Why I'm Right.
10.Civil Engineer. Because Classy Sassy and a Bit Bad Assy is Not an Official Job Title.
11.Civil Engineer. I'm Not Arguing. I'm Just Explaining Why I'm Right.
12.Don't Trust a Civil Engineer That Doesn't Drink Coffee and Say Fuck a Lot
13.I Can't Fix Stupid but I'm a Fairly Decent Civil Engineer
14.No Matter How Difficult the Days May Get. Never Forget the Reason You Became a Civil Engineer.
15.I'm a Civil Engineer. My Level of Sarcasm Depends on Your Level of Stupidity.
16.Best Effin' Civil Engineer Ever
17.Officially the World's Coolest Civil Engineer
18.I Am a Civil Engineer. To Save Time Let's Just Assume I'm Never Wrong.
19.If at First You Don't Succeed, Try Doing What Your Civil Engineer Told You to Do the First Time.
20.I Am a Civil Engineer Dad. Just Like a Normal Dad Except Much Cooler.
21.I Am a Civil Engineer Mom. Just Like a Normal Dad Except Much Cooler.
22.Because I Am the Civil Engineer. That's Why.
23.Keep Calm, I'm (Almost) a Civil Engineer.
24.I Don't Need Therapy Because I'm a Civil Engineer.
25.Amazing Fucking Civil Engineer
26.I'm That Sexy Civil Engineer Everybody's Talking About.
27.I'm a Tattooed Civil Engineer. Just Like a Normal Drug Counselor Except Much Hotter.
28.I Became a Civil Engineer for the Money and Fame
29.Keep Calm and Let the Civil Engineer Handle It
30.I Can't Keep Calm I'm a Civil Engineer
31.Be Nice to Me. I May Be Your Civil Engineer One Day.
32.Dream Big, Work Hard, and Become an Amazing Civil Engineer.
33.Future Civil Engineer
34.Caution: I'm a Retired Civil Engineer. I Have Stories and All Days to Talk. Stay at Your Own Risk!
35.God Found Some of the Strongest Women and Made Them Civil Engineer
36.I Love How We Don't Have to Say Out Loud That I'm Your Favorite Civil Engineer
37.Coffee Gives Me My Civil Engineer Power
38.Smart Sexy Talented Civil Engineer
39.My Heart Belongs to a Civil Engineer
40.Retired Civil Engineer. Figure It Out Yourself.
41.I'm a Civil Engineer. I Speak Fluently in Nerd.
42.Civil Engineer by Day. Ninja by Night.
43.This is What an Awesome Civil Engineer Looks Like
44.I'm a Civil Engineer. Not a Magician but I Can See Why You Might Be Confused.
45.I'm Not Perfect but I'm a Civil Engineer and That's Basically the Same Thing
46.Civil Engineer by Day, World's Best Dad by Night.
47.Civil Engineer by Day, World's Best Mom by Night.
48.Sorry This Guy is Already Taken by a Smokin' Hot Civil Engineer
49.Arguing With a Civil Engineer is Like Wrestling a Pig in the Mud. Sooner or Later You'll Realize the Pig Likes It.
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