69 Funny Banker Quotes for Mugs for Amazon POD Sellers
69 Quotes • Ready to use with PODtomatic
Bankers manage finances and provide trusted advice to help clients achieve their financial goals. This funny mug makes a professional gift to recognize their expertise.
Top 69 Best-Selling Banker Quotes & Sayings
Copy any of these proven Banker quotes for your Amazon POD mugs. Each quote has been tested for customer appeal and sales performance.
1.All Men Are Created Equal but the Coolest Become a Banker
2.I'm a Banker. Just Like a Normal Aircraft Mechanic Expect Much Hotter.
3.World's Greatest Banker
4.Keep Calm or I Will Use My Banker Voice
5.Banker. Because Freaking' Genius is Not an Official Job Title.
6.I May Be a Banker, but I Can't Fix Stupid People.
7.Do Not Make Me Use My Banker Voice
8.Look at You Becoming a Banker and Shit
9.I'm a Banker. I Don't Argue. I Just Explain Why I'm Right.
10.Banker. Because Classy Sassy and a Bit Bad Assy is Not an Official Job Title.
11.Banker. I'm Not Arguing. I'm Just Explaining Why I'm Right.
12.Don't Trust a Banker That Doesn't Drink Coffee and Say Fuck a Lot
13.I Can't Fix Stupid but I'm a Fairly Decent Banker
14.No Matter How Difficult the Days May Get. Never Forget the Reason You Became a Banker.
15.I'm a Banker. My Level of Sarcasm Depends on Your Level of Stupidity.
16.Best Effin' Banker Ever
17.Officially the World's Coolest Banker
18.I Am a Banker. To Save Time Let's Just Assume I'm Never Wrong.
19.If at First You Don't Succeed, Try Doing What Your Banker Told You to Do the First Time.
20.I Am a Banker Dad. Just Like a Normal Dad Except Much Cooler.
21.I Am a Banker Mom. Just Like a Normal Dad Except Much Cooler.
22.Because I Am the Banker. That's Why.
23.Keep Calm, I'm (Almost) a Banker.
24.I Don't Need Therapy Because I'm a Banker.
25.Amazing Fucking Banker
26.I'm That Sexy Banker Everybody's Talking About.
27.I'm a Tattooed Banker. Just Like a Normal Drug Counselor Except Much Hotter.
28.I Became a Banker for the Money and Fame
29.Keep Calm and Let the Banker Handle It
30.I Can't Keep Calm I'm a Banker
31.Be Nice to Me. I May Be Your Banker One Day.
32.Dream Big, Work Hard, and Become an Amazing Banker.
33.Future Banker
34.Caution: I'm a Retired Banker. I Have Stories and All Days to Talk. Stay at Your Own Risk!
35.God Found Some of the Strongest Women and Made Them Banker
36.I Love How We Don't Have to Say Out Loud That I'm Your Favorite Banker
37.Coffee Gives Me My Banker Power
38.Smart Sexy Talented Banker
39.My Heart Belongs to a Banker
40.Retired Banker. Figure It Out Yourself.
41.I'm a Banker. I Speak Fluently in Nerd.
42.Banker by Day. Ninja by Night.
43.This is What an Awesome Banker Looks Like
44.I'm a Banker. Not a Magician but I Can See Why You Might Be Confused.
45.I'm Not Perfect but I'm a Banker and That's Basically the Same Thing
46.Banker by Day, World's Best Dad by Night.
47.Banker by Day, World's Best Mom by Night.
48.Sorry This Guy is Already Taken by a Smokin' Hot Banker
49.Arguing With a Banker is Like Wrestling a Pig in the Mud. Sooner or Later You'll Realize the Pig Likes It.
50.I measure success in coffee cups consumed
51.Banker: The only profession where spreadsheets are art
52.I have a PhD in crunching numbers… and snacks
53.Keep calm and reconcile your accounts
54.I do it for the interest, both kinds
55.My weekend plans? Bank balance checking
56.Accidentally spent my lunch in the loan calculator
57.Eating lunch? I'm just hiding from the auditors
58.Life is too short for boring spreadsheets
59.If my spreadsheets could talk, they’d laugh at me
60.Earnings before everything, please!
61.I'm not addicted to coffee; I'm just invested
62.Can I just calculate my calories in Excel?
63.Balancing my job and my caffeine intake
64.Trust me, I reconcile in my sleep
65.Behind every great banker is a stash of snacks
66.I put the "pro" in pro forma
67.What’s more draining? My job or my coffee?
68.Trying to find interest in a no-interest world
69.When in doubt, just ask for a loan
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