49 Funny Band Director Quotes for Mugs for Amazon POD Sellers
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Band Directors have a unique sense of humor that comes from their daily experiences. This funny mug brings a smile with every sip and makes the perfect gift for anyone who loves a good laugh.
Top 49 Best-Selling Band Director Quotes & Sayings
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1.All Men Are Created Equal but the Coolest Become a Band Director
2.I'm a Band Director. Just Like a Normal Aircraft Mechanic Expect Much Hotter.
3.World's Greatest Band Director
4.Keep Calm or I Will Use My Band Director Voice
5.Band Director. Because Freaking' Genius is Not an Official Job Title.
6.I May Be a Band Director, but I Can't Fix Stupid People.
7.Do Not Make Me Use My Band Director Voice
8.Look at You Becoming a Band Director and Shit
9.I'm a Band Director. I Don't Argue. I Just Explain Why I'm Right.
10.Band Director. Because Classy Sassy and a Bit Bad Assy is Not an Official Job Title.
11.Band Director. I'm Not Arguing. I'm Just Explaining Why I'm Right.
12.Don't Trust a Band Director That Doesn't Drink Coffee and Say Fuck a Lot
13.I Can't Fix Stupid but I'm a Fairly Decent Band Director
14.No Matter How Difficult the Days May Get. Never Forget the Reason You Became a Band Director.
15.I'm a Band Director. My Level of Sarcasm Depends on Your Level of Stupidity.
16.Best Effin' Band Director Ever
17.Officially the World's Coolest Band Director
18.I Am a Band Director. To Save Time Let's Just Assume I'm Never Wrong.
19.If at First You Don't Succeed, Try Doing What Your Band Director Told You to Do the First Time.
20.I Am a Band Director Dad. Just Like a Normal Dad Except Much Cooler.
21.I Am a Band Director Mom. Just Like a Normal Dad Except Much Cooler.
22.Because I Am the Band Director. That's Why.
23.Keep Calm, I'm (Almost) a Band Director.
24.I Don't Need Therapy Because I'm a Band Director.
25.Amazing Fucking Band Director
26.I'm That Sexy Band Director Everybody's Talking About.
27.I'm a Tattooed Band Director. Just Like a Normal Drug Counselor Except Much Hotter.
28.I Became a Band Director for the Money and Fame
29.Keep Calm and Let the Band Director Handle It
30.I Can't Keep Calm I'm a Band Director
31.Be Nice to Me. I May Be Your Band Director One Day.
32.Dream Big, Work Hard, and Become an Amazing Band Director.
33.Future Band Director
34.Caution: I'm a Retired Band Director. I Have Stories and All Days to Talk. Stay at Your Own Risk!
35.God Found Some of the Strongest Women and Made Them Band Director
36.I Love How We Don't Have to Say Out Loud That I'm Your Favorite Band Director
37.Coffee Gives Me My Band Director Power
38.Smart Sexy Talented Band Director
39.My Heart Belongs to a Band Director
40.Retired Band Director. Figure It Out Yourself.
41.I'm a Band Director. I Speak Fluently in Nerd.
42.Band Director by Day. Ninja by Night.
43.This is What an Awesome Band Director Looks Like
44.I'm a Band Director. Not a Magician but I Can See Why You Might Be Confused.
45.I'm Not Perfect but I'm a Band Director and That's Basically the Same Thing
46.Band Director by Day, World's Best Dad by Night.
47.Band Director by Day, World's Best Mom by Night.
48.Sorry This Guy is Already Taken by a Smokin' Hot Band Director
49.Arguing With a Band Director is Like Wrestling a Pig in the Mud. Sooner or Later You'll Realize the Pig Likes It.
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