99 Funny Architect Quotes for Mugs for Amazon POD Sellers
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Architects design the buildings and spaces that shape our communities and inspire our lives. This funny mug celebrates their creative vision and makes a perfect desk companion.
Top 99 Best-Selling Architect Quotes & Sayings
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1.All Men Are Created Equal but the Coolest Become a Architect
2.I'm a Architect. Just Like a Normal Aircraft Mechanic Expect Much Hotter.
3.World's Greatest Architect
4.Keep Calm or I Will Use My Architect Voice
5.Architect. Because Freaking' Genius is Not an Official Job Title.
6.I May Be a Architect, but I Can't Fix Stupid People.
7.Do Not Make Me Use My Architect Voice
8.Look at You Becoming a Architect and Shit
9.I'm a Architect. I Don't Argue. I Just Explain Why I'm Right.
10.Architect. Because Classy Sassy and a Bit Bad Assy is Not an Official Job Title.
11.Architect. I'm Not Arguing. I'm Just Explaining Why I'm Right.
12.Don't Trust a Architect That Doesn't Drink Coffee and Say Fuck a Lot
13.I Can't Fix Stupid but I'm a Fairly Decent Architect
14.No Matter How Difficult the Days May Get. Never Forget the Reason You Became a Architect.
15.I'm a Architect. My Level of Sarcasm Depends on Your Level of Stupidity.
16.Best Effin' Architect Ever
17.Officially the World's Coolest Architect
18.I Am a Architect. To Save Time Let's Just Assume I'm Never Wrong.
19.If at First You Don't Succeed, Try Doing What Your Architect Told You to Do the First Time.
20.I Am a Architect Dad. Just Like a Normal Dad Except Much Cooler.
21.I Am a Architect Mom. Just Like a Normal Dad Except Much Cooler.
22.Because I Am the Architect. That's Why.
23.Keep Calm, I'm (Almost) a Architect.
24.I Don't Need Therapy Because I'm a Architect.
25.Amazing Fucking Architect
26.I'm That Sexy Architect Everybody's Talking About.
27.I'm a Tattooed Architect. Just Like a Normal Drug Counselor Except Much Hotter.
28.I Became a Architect for the Money and Fame
29.Keep Calm and Let the Architect Handle It
30.I Can't Keep Calm I'm a Architect
31.Be Nice to Me. I May Be Your Architect One Day.
32.Dream Big, Work Hard, and Become an Amazing Architect.
33.Future Architect
34.Caution: I'm a Retired Architect. I Have Stories and All Days to Talk. Stay at Your Own Risk!
35.God Found Some of the Strongest Women and Made Them Architect
36.I Love How We Don't Have to Say Out Loud That I'm Your Favorite Architect
37.Coffee Gives Me My Architect Power
38.Smart Sexy Talented Architect
39.My Heart Belongs to a Architect
40.Retired Architect. Figure It Out Yourself.
41.I'm a Architect. I Speak Fluently in Nerd.
42.Architect by Day. Ninja by Night.
43.This is What an Awesome Architect Looks Like
44.I'm a Architect. Not a Magician but I Can See Why You Might Be Confused.
45.I'm Not Perfect but I'm a Architect and That's Basically the Same Thing
46.Architect by Day, World's Best Dad by Night.
47.Architect by Day, World's Best Mom by Night.
48.Sorry This Guy is Already Taken by a Smokin' Hot Architect
49.Arguing With a Architect is Like Wrestling a Pig in the Mud. Sooner or Later You'll Realize the Pig Likes It.
50.I design spaces, not Pinterest boards
51.I like my coffee like my buildings: strong and tall
52.It's not just a floor plan, it's a lifestyle
53.My sketches are like my dreams: a little bit chaotic
54.Just one more revision… said every architect ever
55.Sleeping is a design phase, right?
56.Architects do it with a pencil… and an eraser
57.Can I call it a conceptual design if it’s just a doodle?
58.Real art is finding the perfect color off the swatch
59.My favorite exercise? Running between deadlines
60.I put the 'art' in 'architect' (and the 'tech' too!)
61.In a committed relationship with my CAD software
62.Is this a building or just a really ambitious art piece?
63.Calculate, create, caffeinate: my architect mantra
64.You call it a project, I call it my life’s masterpiece
65.Every great idea starts with “What if…?”
66.My floor plans have more love than my dating life
67.Just another day of life drawing… and life crying
68.My aesthetic? Open concept panic
69.Deadlines and design reviews fuel my caffeine addiction
70.Telling clients “trust the process” since day one
71.The only blueprint I need is for my coffee
72.I see the world in lines, shapes, and coffee stains
73.Draft" is my favorite stage of a relationship
74.I don’t sketch for fun; I sketch for sanity
75.If you can measure it, I can overanalyze it
76.Designing my life like it’s a multi-million dollar project
77.Drafting dreams while living in pencil sketches
78.When in doubt, add a column!
79.If my plans don’t get rejected, I didn’t try hard enough
80.Every architect’s secret: a well-placed potted plant
81.I have a PhD in reading client minds… not really
82.Building dreams one zoning variance at a time
83.Forget therapy, I just need a drawing board
84.Some days I’m a genius, some days I just wing it
85.If only my deadlines could be as flexible as my designs
86.I speak fluent architectural jargon and sarcasm
87.All-nighters: the secret ingredient to great architecture
88.Some call it chaos, I call it brainstorming
89.Designing like there’s no tomorrow… because there might not be!
90.Coffee: the only thing standing between me and madness
91.My creative process: 90% coffee, 10% tears
92.Elevations are the adult version of doodling
93.I design to escape reality… and my student loans
94.What do you mean ‘too many revisions’?
95.My perfect vacation? A week without AutoCAD
96.Architects do it with layers and perspectives
97.Drafting my way to an existential crisis
98.I thought about taking a break… but I’m too busy designing
99.Sketch it like it’s a runway model, darling!
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