69 Funny Aircraft Mechanic Quotes for Mugs for Amazon POD Sellers
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Aircraft Mechanics have a unique sense of humor that comes from their daily experiences. This funny mug brings a smile with every sip and makes the perfect gift for anyone who loves a good laugh.
Top 69 Best-Selling Aircraft Mechanic Quotes & Sayings
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1.All Men Are Created Equal but the Coolest Become a Aircraft Mechanic
2.I'm a Aircraft Mechanic. Just Like a Normal Aircraft Mechanic Expect Much Hotter.
3.World's Greatest Aircraft Mechanic
4.Keep Calm or I Will Use My Aircraft Mechanic Voice
5.Aircraft Mechanic. Because Freaking' Genius is Not an Official Job Title.
6.I May Be a Aircraft Mechanic, but I Can't Fix Stupid People.
7.Do Not Make Me Use My Aircraft Mechanic Voice
8.Look at You Becoming a Aircraft Mechanic and Shit
9.I'm a Aircraft Mechanic. I Don't Argue. I Just Explain Why I'm Right.
10.Aircraft Mechanic. Because Classy Sassy and a Bit Bad Assy is Not an Official Job Title.
11.Aircraft Mechanic. I'm Not Arguing. I'm Just Explaining Why I'm Right.
12.Don't Trust a Aircraft Mechanic That Doesn't Drink Coffee and Say Fuck a Lot
13.I Can't Fix Stupid but I'm a Fairly Decent Aircraft Mechanic
14.No Matter How Difficult the Days May Get. Never Forget the Reason You Became a Aircraft Mechanic.
15.I'm a Aircraft Mechanic. My Level of Sarcasm Depends on Your Level of Stupidity.
16.Best Effin' Aircraft Mechanic Ever
17.Officially the World's Coolest Aircraft Mechanic
18.I Am a Aircraft Mechanic. To Save Time Let's Just Assume I'm Never Wrong.
19.If at First You Don't Succeed, Try Doing What Your Aircraft Mechanic Told You to Do the First Time.
20.I Am a Aircraft Mechanic Dad. Just Like a Normal Dad Except Much Cooler.
21.I Am a Aircraft Mechanic Mom. Just Like a Normal Dad Except Much Cooler.
22.Because I Am the Aircraft Mechanic. That's Why.
23.Keep Calm, I'm (Almost) a Aircraft Mechanic.
24.I Don't Need Therapy Because I'm a Aircraft Mechanic.
25.Amazing Fucking Aircraft Mechanic
26.I'm That Sexy Aircraft Mechanic Everybody's Talking About.
27.I'm a Tattooed Aircraft Mechanic. Just Like a Normal Drug Counselor Except Much Hotter.
28.I Became a Aircraft Mechanic for the Money and Fame
29.Keep Calm and Let the Aircraft Mechanic Handle It
30.I Can't Keep Calm I'm a Aircraft Mechanic
31.Be Nice to Me. I May Be Your Aircraft Mechanic One Day.
32.Dream Big, Work Hard, and Become an Amazing Aircraft Mechanic.
33.Future Aircraft Mechanic
34.Caution: I'm a Retired Aircraft Mechanic. I Have Stories and All Days to Talk. Stay at Your Own Risk!
35.God Found Some of the Strongest Women and Made Them Aircraft Mechanic
36.I Love How We Don't Have to Say Out Loud That I'm Your Favorite Aircraft Mechanic
37.Coffee Gives Me My Aircraft Mechanic Power
38.Smart Sexy Talented Aircraft Mechanic
39.My Heart Belongs to a Aircraft Mechanic
40.Retired Aircraft Mechanic. Figure It Out Yourself.
41.I'm a Aircraft Mechanic. I Speak Fluently in Nerd.
42.Aircraft Mechanic by Day. Ninja by Night.
43.This is What an Awesome Aircraft Mechanic Looks Like
44.I'm a Aircraft Mechanic. Not a Magician but I Can See Why You Might Be Confused.
45.I'm Not Perfect but I'm a Aircraft Mechanic and That's Basically the Same Thing
46.Aircraft Mechanic by Day, World's Best Dad by Night.
47.Aircraft Mechanic by Day, World's Best Mom by Night.
48.Sorry This Guy is Already Taken by a Smokin' Hot Aircraft Mechanic
49.Arguing With a Aircraft Mechanic is Like Wrestling a Pig in the Mud. Sooner or Later You'll Realize the Pig Likes It.
50.I fix what your pilot can't
51.Gravity is just a suggestion
52.If it ain't broke, inspect it anyway
53.Tightening screws is my cardio
54.Life’s too short for loose bolts
55.Coffee: my pre-flight checklist fuel
56.Just another day in the torque zone
57.I speak fluent rivet and crankshaft
58.Sanding, grinding, and a touch of magic
59.My toolbox is my comfort zone
60.Troubleshooting: the mechanic's treasure hunt
61.Scan for the 'no fly' list before coffee
62.When in doubt, just add more duct tape
63.A wrench a day keeps the chaos away
64.I save planes, not relationships
65.It’s all fun and games until the torque wrench slips
66.Airborne? Only if I fixed it (and coffee’s ready)
67.Chasing down gremlins is my cardio
68.Naps are for passengers, not mechanics
69.Real heroes work on the tarmac
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