49 Funny Air Traffic Controller Quotes for Mugs for Amazon POD Sellers
49 Quotes • Ready to use with PODtomatic
Air Traffic Controllers have a unique sense of humor that comes from their daily experiences. This funny mug brings a smile with every sip and makes the perfect gift for anyone who loves a good laugh.
Top 49 Best-Selling Air Traffic Controller Quotes & Sayings
Copy any of these proven Air Traffic Controller quotes for your Amazon POD mugs. Each quote has been tested for customer appeal and sales performance.
1.All Men Are Created Equal but the Coolest Become a Air Traffic Controller
2.I'm a Air Traffic Controller. Just Like a Normal Aircraft Mechanic Expect Much Hotter.
3.World's Greatest Air Traffic Controller
4.Keep Calm or I Will Use My Air Traffic Controller Voice
5.Air Traffic Controller. Because Freaking' Genius is Not an Official Job Title.
6.I May Be a Air Traffic Controller, but I Can't Fix Stupid People.
7.Do Not Make Me Use My Air Traffic Controller Voice
8.Look at You Becoming a Air Traffic Controller and Shit
9.I'm a Air Traffic Controller. I Don't Argue. I Just Explain Why I'm Right.
10.Air Traffic Controller. Because Classy Sassy and a Bit Bad Assy is Not an Official Job Title.
11.Air Traffic Controller. I'm Not Arguing. I'm Just Explaining Why I'm Right.
12.Don't Trust a Air Traffic Controller That Doesn't Drink Coffee and Say Fuck a Lot
13.I Can't Fix Stupid but I'm a Fairly Decent Air Traffic Controller
14.No Matter How Difficult the Days May Get. Never Forget the Reason You Became a Air Traffic Controller.
15.I'm a Air Traffic Controller. My Level of Sarcasm Depends on Your Level of Stupidity.
16.Best Effin' Air Traffic Controller Ever
17.Officially the World's Coolest Air Traffic Controller
18.I Am a Air Traffic Controller. To Save Time Let's Just Assume I'm Never Wrong.
19.If at First You Don't Succeed, Try Doing What Your Air Traffic Controller Told You to Do the First Time.
20.I Am a Air Traffic Controller Dad. Just Like a Normal Dad Except Much Cooler.
21.I Am a Air Traffic Controller Mom. Just Like a Normal Dad Except Much Cooler.
22.Because I Am the Air Traffic Controller. That's Why.
23.Keep Calm, I'm (Almost) a Air Traffic Controller.
24.I Don't Need Therapy Because I'm a Air Traffic Controller.
25.Amazing Fucking Air Traffic Controller
26.I'm That Sexy Air Traffic Controller Everybody's Talking About.
27.I'm a Tattooed Air Traffic Controller. Just Like a Normal Drug Counselor Except Much Hotter.
28.I Became a Air Traffic Controller for the Money and Fame
29.Keep Calm and Let the Air Traffic Controller Handle It
30.I Can't Keep Calm I'm a Air Traffic Controller
31.Be Nice to Me. I May Be Your Air Traffic Controller One Day.
32.Dream Big, Work Hard, and Become an Amazing Air Traffic Controller.
33.Future Air Traffic Controller
34.Caution: I'm a Retired Air Traffic Controller. I Have Stories and All Days to Talk. Stay at Your Own Risk!
35.God Found Some of the Strongest Women and Made Them Air Traffic Controller
36.I Love How We Don't Have to Say Out Loud That I'm Your Favorite Air Traffic Controller
37.Coffee Gives Me My Air Traffic Controller Power
38.Smart Sexy Talented Air Traffic Controller
39.My Heart Belongs to a Air Traffic Controller
40.Retired Air Traffic Controller. Figure It Out Yourself.
41.I'm a Air Traffic Controller. I Speak Fluently in Nerd.
42.Air Traffic Controller by Day. Ninja by Night.
43.This is What an Awesome Air Traffic Controller Looks Like
44.I'm a Air Traffic Controller. Not a Magician but I Can See Why You Might Be Confused.
45.I'm Not Perfect but I'm a Air Traffic Controller and That's Basically the Same Thing
46.Air Traffic Controller by Day, World's Best Dad by Night.
47.Air Traffic Controller by Day, World's Best Mom by Night.
48.Sorry This Guy is Already Taken by a Smokin' Hot Air Traffic Controller
49.Arguing With a Air Traffic Controller is Like Wrestling a Pig in the Mud. Sooner or Later You'll Realize the Pig Likes It.
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